what's a British English word from your region that no one else understands?

Posted by karen_the_ripper@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 183 comments

I've been spending time in the UK on and off, and I'm starting to realize that "British English" is not really one thing. spent a few weeks in Newcastle last year, and a guy at a pub asked me if I was "canny", and I thought he was insulting me. spent time in Glasgow and someone called something "wee", and I nodded confidently without knowing if it was good or bad.

Every region has these words that work in Liverpool but mean nothing in Bristol. words that get blank stares fifty miles down the road. And Brits seem to use them without ever clocking that the person they're talking to has no idea what's happening.

So, Brits, what's the one from your area? The word you say without thinking, and then realize the person you're talking to is just nodding politely because they're too embarrassed to ask. Extra points for ones that look like English but mean something completely different.