Retirement home slop
Posted by micasa_es_miproblema@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Posted by micasa_es_miproblema@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 51 comments
HotWingsNHemorrhoids@reddit
Mmmm soggy breading
Such-Cartographer699@reddit
It probably has to be near-liquid for a lot of the retirees
angelalj8607@reddit
I love KFC bowls, I bet home made is better.
Such-Cartographer699@reddit
Awful presentation but probably delicious
SuspiciousOfRobots@reddit
Popcorn chicken bowl was the most coveted school lunch back when I was in high school
SirMy-TDog@reddit
Yeah, but popcorn chicken bowels wasn't.
micasa_es_miproblema@reddit (OP)
Complete with the soggy breading?
WoopzEh@reddit
You either serve it fast enough that it’s still crispy (you’re at a retirement home). You bake it hard enough that it survives the moisture of the gravy, mashed potatoes and corn (again, it’s a retirement home. Hard chicken?) or you serve it how it is in the picture.
What would you have done?
justa_simple_janitor@reddit
Yeah, its got gravy and potatoes on it. Its gonna be kinda wet. They taste fine though.
decarnatedame@reddit
Soggy with savory flavor!
TheMaveCan@reddit
In college people who never went to the dining hall would flock in droves for the popcorn chicken bowls. If you had a professor who held you up or a meeting that ran late chances were good that you were waiting in like for a long time
Jetstream-Sam@reddit
Mine too, it was the best thing on the thursday menu. You could even swap the mash for chips should you so desire. I often did, got a handful of shredded mozzarella from the salad bar, and made shitty poutine
My friend always disgusted me with his though, he also went to the salad bar, but instead of gravy just poured sweet chilli sauce all over the chicken and mash, then mixed it in. It probably tasted okay but it looked horrendous. He poured that shit on everything really, from fish and chips to the pizzas, to hot dogs, to lasagna, to even a tuna Jacket potato. He must have got through one of those 1l squeezy bottles a week
caseythebuffalo@reddit
Gimme this and a couple rolls. Best school lunch of all time.
DrDentonMask@reddit
I'd make it myself but wouldn't trust anybody else to.
KyddCotten@reddit
Thats a kfc bowl. Thatll make you fall asleep quicker than your pills will.
GarthokNarfler86@reddit
I’d tear that up for real
Honestbabe2021@reddit
I know it’s gross but sometimes a kfc bowl hits the spot - I haven’t needed one in ten years!
vicvonqueso@reddit
Gross? Those bowls slap
Impressive_Pool_8053@reddit
British delicacy *
Master-Strain4268@reddit
More of an American thing
Impressive_Pool_8053@reddit
As a french, my duty is to always link bad looking food to our British friends.
pun_in10did@reddit
I'd crush it with more gravy and cheese
chromedgnome@reddit
Looks fire.
jerrythecactus@reddit
Basically a KFC famous bowl.
HEYitsBIGS@reddit
I'd smash that KFC bowl ngl 😅
leisuretyme@reddit
Dear baby Jebus, why does thou permit humans to use styrofoam?
Esquire_Lyricist@reddit
KFC Bowl at home.
OkEase1151@reddit
That is one throwback of a profile pic OP, goddamn lol
Sm00gz42@reddit
Probably better than kfc.
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
My first thought. KFC but better and definitely cheaper
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
You managed to the one meal that every person on earth ran to the lunch room for
teaisformugs82@reddit
Considering this is not something a lot of people on earth got for lunch I think you might be somewhat overestimating that "every person on earth" part.
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
Yeah it’s called hyperbole
bserikstad@reddit
You shut your mouth, thats Raider bowl. Id gobble that up so fast.
Milk_Mindless@reddit
It looks like it's savoury goodness but just awful to look at
illmade_knight@reddit
Not very pleasant looking but I’m such an unpicky eater I’d eat this with no complaint. Throw a little Tabasco and it’s probably alright.
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
That’s literally KFC
HotdawgSizzle@reddit
Put some tonys and tobasco on it and we have a party goin
Obant@reddit
Looks pretty good to me.
spriteunited@reddit
looks like what you'd find in one of the residents diapers tbh.
haikusbot@reddit
Looks like what you'd find
In one of the residents
Diapers tbh.
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Bubbly-Ad-4405@reddit
For people who have trouble eating soft food, I’d imagine this hits the spot hard
17FortuneG@reddit
Love these I’d eat that right now
NoBoolii@reddit
Lord I would devour this
Boo_Owl@reddit
I love making these at home, yeah it might have soggy breading and looks like hell but it tastes amazing typically.
Dry_Blueberry6806@reddit
A bowl of straight up stuff with things in it.
kindagaybean@reddit
Literally.
Big_Researcher_3027@reddit
They sell those at KFC and charge you up to $8!
fiendswithbenefits@reddit
It is kfc
Big_Researcher_3027@reddit
I have been vindicated! 🤣
I think whoever is doing the cooking there has a future with working in old folks homes!
KyleCXVII@reddit
That’s fucking KFC on a good day