Let’s all start farting in elevators with reckless abandon
Posted by queef_nuggets@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Posted by queef_nuggets@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 23 comments
UncleJackPushedDad@reddit
In a similar vein: My Dad would let loose in the grocery store aisle, then go around the corner to the next aisle and stop and listen for a victim to enter the cloud.
Actual_Friendship802@reddit
This would increase health by forcing more ppl to use the stairs.
Final-Possession-814@reddit
Only after Broccoli Monday or Egg Salad Tuesday.
JimmyJohn_5150@reddit
Way ahead of you.
cloggypop@reddit
It's wrong on so many levels
Smooth-Impact2435@reddit
Dammit, take my upvote.
68024@reddit
I thought this was already a thing
chopin1887@reddit
My young son thought he would fart in a crowded elevator in las Vegas and shit himself.
TSiQ1618@reddit
sad to say it, but in the approaching age of drone warfare, pretty soon, they'll probably start putting hidden air fartener dispensers in elevators designed to spray with surgical precision, at the most awkward situations, to foment as much distrust among the people
Busy_Bee_NOLA@reddit
Wouldnt it be funny if we, as a society, just adopted that this is the place all farting should be done?
"Take the elevator"..."id rather not", lol
herejusttoannoyyou@reddit
“Ah, Kyle, gross, go do that in an elevator! I don’t want to smell your farts while I’m peeing!”
JebediahKermannn@reddit
Average daily step counts would skyrocket and obesity levels would likely plummet lol
Chrome_Armadillo@reddit
Start?
NightWhiskers@reddit
It would suck if you get trapped between floors with no ventilation.
Chadham_Forsythe@reddit
Way ahead of ya pal
PyreDynasty@reddit
Way ahead of you
CookingZombie@reddit
I always fart when I leave an elevator. If it’s empty they next person gets phantom farts.
Crazy_Suggestion_182@reddit
Start...? Uh, ok...
queef_nuggets@reddit (OP)
respect. you’re a trailblazer
BaitmasterG@reddit
You guys finally catching up with my life's work huh?
queef_nuggets@reddit (OP)
we follow in the footsteps of greatness
OkRickySpinach@reddit
The levitating fart chamber
Bananaramajama420@reddit
I'm glad to see that my leaked plans for world domination are coming to fruition