Let’s all start farting in elevators with reckless abandon

Posted by queef_nuggets@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 23 comments

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UncleJackPushedDad@reddit

In a similar vein: My Dad would let loose in the grocery store aisle, then go around the corner to the next aisle and stop and listen for a victim to enter the cloud.

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Actual_Friendship802@reddit

This would increase health by forcing more ppl to use the stairs.

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Final-Possession-814@reddit

Only after Broccoli Monday or Egg Salad Tuesday.

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chopin1887@reddit

My young son thought he would fart in a crowded elevator in las Vegas and shit himself.

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sad to say it, but in the approaching age of drone warfare, pretty soon, they'll probably start putting hidden air fartener dispensers in elevators designed to spray with surgical precision, at the most awkward situations, to foment as much distrust among the people

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Busy_Bee_NOLA@reddit

Wouldnt it be funny if we, as a society, just adopted that this is the place all farting should be done?

"Take the elevator"..."id rather not", lol

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queef_nuggets@reddit (OP)

respect. you’re a trailblazer

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BaitmasterG@reddit

You guys finally catching up with my life's work huh?

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queef_nuggets@reddit (OP)

we follow in the footsteps of greatness

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OkRickySpinach@reddit

The levitating fart chamber

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Bananaramajama420@reddit

I'm glad to see that my leaked plans for world domination are coming to fruition