This would have had a mention in my suicide note
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
MathematicianNew2770@reddit
Lol, OP should have called the cops, that was an attempt on his life
ethanlan@reddit
He should, I wanna see the video where the cops are laughing/scolding OP for being a weirdo then calling the cops about it.
The girl might have thought he was good looking until he opened his mouth. Classic example of someone shooting themselves in the foot then complaining about how badly it hurts.
Morphling69@reddit
"DO U REALLY THINK I LOOK GOOD?"
!!RED ALERT!!
TERMINAL INSECURITY DETECTED!
DISENGAGE IMMEDIATELY!
Yeah nah she probably was interested until you asked her, a TOTAL STRANGER to compliment you a second time.
That or the girl behind the counter was like 60+... Actually, that makes way more sense.
Atompunk78@reddit
Yeah that’s exactly it, he forced her out of the plausible deniability superposition, collapsing it into the easiest state of ‘no’
bendable_girder@reddit
How long did it take you to master this level of womanthink? Took me 25 years
Atomkekstime@reddit
I uh... if you get an answer like that all that matters is how you react to it. Girls like a person to have stupid banter with and that one right there would have been the perfect opportunity for it. Wasn't the problem what he said, its a problem that he said nothing to her after her answer.
MantrTheTomboyFan@reddit
Dude, if that is some kind of social rule, then seriously, fuck normies, man
keker0t@reddit
He did not break the good looks threshold for the second compliment
sculksensor@reddit
Saying shit like "you really think i look good" to a stranger just makes you look weird. It's like those girls who love to fish for compliments on the internet. Anyone who's not an idiot is gonna find it weird
SpaceBug176@reddit
Except the added context of Anon being insecure should tell you that you 100% know they're not a weirdo and you're just being a dick.
deadthrees@reddit
okay so you’re openly saying you have hindsight bias and somehow still not seeing the point?
how is the cashier meant to know the “added context”?
also commenter never said he’s weird. they said he’s BEING weird. different things.
SpaceBug176@reddit
He said he makes himself look weird, actually.
maggiemayfish@reddit
"sir, a second compliment has NOT hit the insecure young man"
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
His looks were at the upper limit for Tier 1, plus his charm level was pretty low. He needed to do some more mewing to get to Tier 2 to compensate.
PhantomCruze@reddit
The sad part is men so infrequently get compliments, that when we acknowledge it and heavens forbid need confirmation to make sure it's real, we're instantly shat on again.
Xcalipurr@reddit
She didnt say good, she said young, learn to comprehend anon.
NeedsEvenMoreDakka@reddit
"You look so young, why are you ruining your good looks with cigarettes?"
Are you sure anon is the one with the comprehension problem?
Hanza-Malz@reddit
She backtracked because she assumed he was going to hit on her.
10000Didgeridoos@reddit
Sounds like she was interested in flirting until OP ruined it. But this is probably made up
Mickybagabeers@reddit
She did think OP was cute, but as soon as he opened his mouth and spoke Sperganese she noped right out
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
This is why I ignore women 99% of the time
Oklimato@reddit
papicoiunudoi@reddit
OP was reasonably cute but instantly became a repulsive worm when he asked that dumbass question
_BlANK19_@reddit
Uhhhhh I'm reporting you to the cops
MagiksSon@reddit
Give her a raise tbh
LukaTheGhost4@reddit
amackul8@reddit
https://i.redd.it/9pb3zzmocg2h1.gif
ReturnRadio@reddit
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SeingaltUNo@reddit
Hey it got another sequel