Just like you won't get sick of the Trump Phone. Donald J Trump's T1 mobile device is a proudly American cellular device, and let me tell you, folks, this phone doesn't just make calls, it makes LIBERAL TEARS. Every time I fire up my Trump T1, I can hear the star spangled banner and feel the pure, unadulterated FREEDOM running on 5G towers that Hillary Clinton personally tried to shut down. The battery lasts longer than a Biden press conference, and the screen is so bright it literally illuminates the deep state shadows.
I cried real American tears when I unboxed mine, tears of joy, because I knew I was finally holding a device that puts GOD, GUNS, and TRUMP first. Liberals will screech about "privacy concerns" while typing on their Communist iPhones made in Foxconn sweatshops. Sad! Make America Wireless Again 🇺🇸📱
It might be related to the two sides of the brain maybe? OP activated a part of his brain that also connected to the hand he was holding the sandwich in and he resumed the action of throwing stones...
JustChillin3456@reddit
Next step
Throw yourself into the ocean holding a large rock
zealot416@reddit
Double down anon, swallow the rock.
HamBlamBlam@reddit
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
I'm never gonna get sick of this one, it's just classic.
spicypsudo@reddit
Just like you won't get sick of the Trump Phone. Donald J Trump's T1 mobile device is a proudly American cellular device, and let me tell you, folks, this phone doesn't just make calls, it makes LIBERAL TEARS. Every time I fire up my Trump T1, I can hear the star spangled banner and feel the pure, unadulterated FREEDOM running on 5G towers that Hillary Clinton personally tried to shut down. The battery lasts longer than a Biden press conference, and the screen is so bright it literally illuminates the deep state shadows.
I cried real American tears when I unboxed mine, tears of joy, because I knew I was finally holding a device that puts GOD, GUNS, and TRUMP first. Liberals will screech about "privacy concerns" while typing on their Communist iPhones made in Foxconn sweatshops. Sad! Make America Wireless Again 🇺🇸📱
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
Take the phones first, due process second
Arugula_Euphoric@reddit
Are we happy or upset about that
thetyphonlol@reddit
I totally believe this one
FlightConscious9572@reddit
No way it's not fake tho? The instant you throw the sandwich you go "wait fuck" and you don't bite the rock. Same for the other way around.
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
I’ve done similar shit in the past, it must be in our fucked up DNA
ItsHighSpoon@reddit
It might be related to the two sides of the brain maybe? OP activated a part of his brain that also connected to the hand he was holding the sandwich in and he resumed the action of throwing stones...
Biggu5Dicku5@reddit
Relatable, not fake or gay... :(