My Fiancé made prison Jack Mack
Posted by Gardengnome4@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 15 comments
Shrimp ramen cups, canned jack mackeral, canned oysters, canned veggies, banana peppers, blackberry jam, Ruffles cheddar & sour cream chips, shredded cheddar cheese, pickle juice, diced pickles with seasoning and Louisiana hot sauce.
astoldbyme@reddit
OP, you're in a safe space. We won't tell anyone if you suddenly changed your mind about the whole marriage thing.
Just kidding, congratulations! Now just add a few cookbooks to your wedding registry immediately.
Gardengnome4@reddit (OP)
Lmfao we got on the topic of what she would eat in there and when she described this I was amazed and bewildered all at the same time. She is an amazing cook and can cook regular people food too thankfully
Jantte90@reddit
That looks good i wanna try.
rob_pi@reddit
I'd eat it.
Robo-Hobosexual@reddit
Gordon in lockup:
“Finally some good fucking spread”
My former roommate who dabbled in pharmaceuticals/prison made a decent spread! He used a combo of chicken and beef ramen, canned salsa, crushed Doritos, and what sauces/spices he had in hand, boiled in a coffee pot.
To call it salty is courteous, but it wasn’t the worst meal.
heftybagman@reddit
Canned oysters in prison would have such a powerful and terrifying presence
Proud_Dance_3342@reddit
I'd try a bowl of it.
Fishstixxx16@reddit
Straight to jail
bearchunk@reddit
Finally something truly shitty, looks horrible
ConsciousBenefit87@reddit
And how was it? 😬
Gardengnome4@reddit (OP)
Safe to say this was a unique taste experience, but it was delicious so I ate two bowls of it
schoolly__G@reddit
take this shit back to prison
Aggravating_Sir_8351@reddit
They need to go back for this
lachrymologyislegit@reddit
With some vintage Pruno I hope?
TheHumanoidTyphoon69@reddit
Should have put it in a trash bag to make a pizza