I friggin love hot dogs

Posted by mattson-masterpiece@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 44 comments

I don’t give a crap what’s in them. If the cause cancer. Nothing. Love me a good glizzy. And check out how fancy this shit is. I cut them. Yeaah it’s ALMOST safe to say this doesn’t belong here.

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Medium_Connection306@reddit

why have i not thought of putting a cheese slice on or under the dog?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

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buckeye25osu@reddit

what!? I've been doing this since 1989

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Ornery-Cheetah@reddit

How was the cheese in those days?

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buckeye25osu@reddit

Same. Cheese isn't new lol

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SanestExile@reddit

Because a hotdog doesn't need cheese

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mattson-masterpiece@reddit (OP)

If I have two for some reason I always put cheese on top of one and under the other. Never known why I do it but I’m compelled.

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WoopzEh@reddit

It’s because during the prep process you wonder if it tastes better under or over, but once you’re eating you don’t remember to check.

Ask me how I know.

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mattson-masterpiece@reddit (OP)

Get out of my head. Leave my brain alone.
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mattson-masterpiece@reddit (OP)

I’m just over here eating hot dogs in 3026 I guess

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ClawGrave666@reddit

Agreed lol I can gobble down like 8 Ina sitting no problem lmao

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Turtle_With_Grudge@reddit

You spent so much effort making a good looking dog and potatoes, toast them buns up a little.

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T0lias@reddit

Then why do you treat them this way

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qolace@reddit

Toast your buns next time. I put butter on mine right after I take em out 🤤

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I_chortled@reddit

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Unhappy-Idea-1956@reddit

This sketch isn't actually about hot dogs

https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=dksJO1WpXZtvFTWy

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mattson-masterpiece@reddit (OP)

RIP TREVOR MOORE 🫶

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qolace@reddit

The local sex pot 😔

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AcousticDisorder@reddit

Nothing shitty about this, some gourmet shit right here.

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midwest_elder@reddit

wheres the onion?

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dingo1967@reddit

Agreed, I love hot dogs! I don’t like “Chicago “ hot dogs. There’s too much stuff on those. I keel it simple. Mustard, relish, or mustard and red onions.

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