Ugly eggs, thawed peas, ayran with basil
Posted by RevolutionaryTap394@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 70 comments
I bought these eggs yesterday at a discount. Because their expiration date was expiring. And they were also in a beautiful pink package. Don't pay attention to the chicken surrounded by green grass, it's not true. Tips for boiling eggs don't work, I always get freaks after cleaning. Ayran with basil is similar to yogurt with a herbal flavor. I liked it
Bumblebee-Feeling@reddit
I'd be farting like a bastard if I ate this
BoyNextDoor8888@reddit
I'm reminded how deprived some people's gut biomes are by these comments
MaeBelleLien@reddit
Some people give the impression that they shit themselves just looking at a legume.
oniiichanUwU@reddit
I’m pretty sure it’s the eggs more than the peas lmao. I eat a ton of fibre every day but the last time I ate egg salad I woke up to find my husband had abandoned me in my sleep bc I was farting so bad 💃🏻
Sargash@reddit
Eat more fiber regularly then
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I'm fine
nevadatina@reddit
I’m so upset by the bits of shell still on the eggs.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
This is a source of calcium
VaultMedic@reddit
the Almaty fartmaxxer
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Why are you like this?
imaybestupid420@reddit
Ayran mentioned
Fasurad@reddit
I looked at the image and started farting, and I'm not even the one eating all of this
Good lord is that a lot of peas
InTheCageWithNicCage@reddit
I judged you tom harshly for the horse meat. Any fan of Ayran is all right with me
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I hate carbonated ayran
InTheCageWithNicCage@reddit
I’ve only had non-carbonated Ayran
Ancient-Awareness115@reddit
What is it with you are weird quanties of food? I guess at least they aren't balanced on one side this time
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
This is a normal amount of food
Ancient-Awareness115@reddit
For how many people and over what time frame?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
This is breakfast for one person
AspieAsshole@reddit
I literally wouldn't be able to eat that much food in a day.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
You're weak
AspieAsshole@reddit
No argument, it's called gastroparesis.
Ancient-Awareness115@reddit
Sure... okay
Onahole_for_you@reddit
I mean, your posts tell me exactly how your family survived the Holodomor.
Definitely different food.
I'd judge your horsemeat but I mean, the vikings did it and we eat kangaroo in Australia so...
gochi11@reddit
Fartmaxxing
Pink_Neons@reddit
Like 60 grams of protein in eggs 😂
CherryPieRed2010@reddit
Nobody eats 2 dozen eggs like Gaston.
oniiichanUwU@reddit
Did you eat all of it? Like in one sitting?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Of course, why do you doubt?
Mr_Abe_Froman@reddit
10 eggs is a ton of eggs.
MaeBelleLien@reddit
I could eat fifty eggs.
GDGameplayer@reddit
Didn’t know Gaston used Reddit
Other-Negotiation328@reddit
No one can eat 50 hard boiled eggs Luke!
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
10 eggs is one serving. Why do you think they sell them like that?
Medieval_Mind@reddit
Maybe I should move. They sell them by the dozen here and I can never finish a whole carton in one sitting.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
You've never been really hungry
DickeyMcNakey@reddit
To store for later.
10 eggs is not a lot, it's a whole lot
It's also stupidly exspensive. So it's exspensive shitty food. Top tier
screwyoushadowban@reddit
Lowest protein Mongolian meal ever
milkdimension@reddit
Do you eat all the eggs in one sitting? I like to boil all my eggs but I leave it in the shell and put it in the fridge so I can just eat cold eggs for a few days. Very nice with soy sauce.
Orkekum@reddit
are you a chicken?
NectarOfTheBussy@reddit
those are peas. OP is most definitely a duck
Dohi014@reddit
Crazy you went back for the basil yogurt a second time. Well, was the fish good?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
It's another ayran. The first one was with dill and cucumber. The fish was delicious
LiliVonSchtupp@reddit
TIL they make flavored Ayran. Huh.
The-Devil-Cat@reddit
Balkan activities
freakmeout123@reddit
that’s a protein
hollyweaselmontague@reddit
Are the peas not bland? Or is the ayran providing enough flavour to the meal
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I threw frozen peas into boiling water and immediately turned off the stove. So it still has the taste of green peas
failtuna@reddit
That's how I cook peas too, everyone else over cooks them.
They need that firm peaness to be good
flibbleflop@reddit
Firm whatnow?
fivefistedclover@reddit
Not too hard… not too soft… Goldilocks peaness.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Do I understand correctly? In some versions of this fairy tale, bears are three adult males who are roommates
hollyweaselmontague@reddit
I look forward to your cookbook releasing one day
Medieval_Mind@reddit
Mmm my favorite preparation of peas… thawed.
Ree_ke@reddit
Here’s another tip for boiled eggs. Put the water in a pot. Turn the heat on high. Wait until it gets to a rolling boil. Carefully drop the eggs in. Boil for 6-7mins for jammy eggs, 7-8mins for completely cooked eggs. While they are boiling prepare an ice bath (half ice half water). When they are done boiling immediately drop them into the ice bath. Once cooled use a spoon to peel. Tap the egg with the spoon to crack it all around the egg. Then get the round part of the spoon under the shell and membrane (whatever that skin layer is called). The whole shell will come right off.
notagainrly@reddit
I need to immediately get on my knees and thank God that I don't have to eat this.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
My son, eat shit
Yesutsumu@reddit
i dont get why this is downvoted this is such a funny response
rsadek@reddit
buddy, these are ingredients. Like, I'm not sure it counts as shitty food porn. If you combined them, yes, that would be shitty. Ok, granted. This is shitty.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
They connected inside me
rsadek@reddit
You have correctly identified the effect of eating. If only your food prep skills were as good as your analytic abilities, you’d not be posting such awful eats!
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
It's a completely normal food
bunny__baby@reddit
I might be obsessed with you
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Do you want to found a cult?
fivefistedclover@reddit
I am interested in this sub religion
Thundercunt247@reddit
This is not shitty food, it's still just ingredients. Come back when you've mistreated them more.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Should I let you know when I poop?
toyheartattack@reddit
Never had basil Ayran but I’d be open to trying it. I usually get the mint one.
_thatkitten@reddit
Honestly, kind of the first meals I dig. Enjoy in peas... Ha, get it?
PsychologicalArm2138@reddit
Basil yogurt 😋