I am God.
Posted by Rude_Mud9538@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Think about it. Prove I am not. I a neitches worst nightmare and gorillas best friend
Posted by Rude_Mud9538@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 35 comments
Think about it. Prove I am not. I a neitches worst nightmare and gorillas best friend
Whoissnake@reddit
Nah man you are. Congratulations You figured it out.
DiggingInGarbage@reddit
Well, before I prove you aren’t, prove you are
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
I just did
DiggingInGarbage@reddit
How?
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
Boy you're pregnant
DiggingInGarbage@reddit
No I’m not
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
Yes, you ARE
DiggingInGarbage@reddit
How am I pregnant without a womb?
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
You're about to find put smartie Boy
DiggingInGarbage@reddit
I asked you to prove you are God, and all you’ve done is make more claims you can’t prove
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
I asked you to be a decent human being, and all you've done is insist upon being a pathetic wyrm
JellyBellyBitches@reddit
You're certainly less wrong than you could be
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
You're wrong and pregnant
triggeron@reddit
What does god need with a Reddit post?
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
Karma
secretprocess@reddit
More of a Vishnu thing innit?
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
Reddit gold
RestInPillows@reddit
The lord speaks truthfully
Cynical_Tripster@reddit
Gaunter O'Dimm?
Ben-Goldberg@reddit
God is imaginary.
You are not imaginary.
You are not God.
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Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
You're pregnant
Kinarstead@reddit
I am not taking any chances, I gave the post an upvote.
eneug@reddit
I knew it. I fucking knew it all along.
TheDarkmoore@reddit
Congratulations.
Inevitable_Bid8719@reddit
god (small g) is the universe, we are the universe, we are small gods
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
You're wrong and ill informed
Inevitable_Bid8719@reddit
I am very well infomed in this issue lol
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
You know nothing of this world. Ask a leave whom runs the earth and ask a bird when he shall break bread with his kin. The sea halts not for your theories, it merely crashes upon the sand. It is fact.
hippopotapistachio@reddit
leaf who *;
No_Match8712@reddit
of all places god reveals him self on reddit? thought he'd ride in from the sky on a flaming chariot with horses..
TrickStar1989@reddit
GOD can spell, that counts you out
gattaaca@reddit
God doesn't gaf about the English language, God does what God wants
Rude_Mud9538@reddit (OP)
God can speak and understand every language, to be burdened with the curse of knowledge is to be given the gift of inconsistency. Also, you're pregnant
Inevitable_Bid8719@reddit
What has god written? and show sources plese
Mm2k@reddit
Let’s hear your pitch.