ULPT How to strategically get fired for Severance
Posted by bumbaclotbae@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 4 comments
I have dedicated five years to this company and have historically really enjoyed my role. However, a recent change in management has significantly altered the work environment, creating an unfair atmosphere that is causing me severe stress and anxiety. I’m also being asked to do take on responsibilities that I’ve specifically mentioned I don’t want to be involved in during performance reviews. These responsibilities are below my experience level. While I no longer see a future for myself here, I want to protect my financial stability and five years of tenure. I am looking for a strategic, legally sound way to navigate an exit where I can collect severance. Would love to hear some examples.
JustCallMeKV@reddit
HR Manager here….There’s nothing you can do to get a severance in this situation. That comes with a layoff or a reduction in staffing. And honestly, five years isn’t much “tenure.” Even if you do somehow manage to secure a severance package, it would likely be for 2 to 4 weeks. I’d suggest applying for jobs while you’re still working so there’s little to no financial gap.
Bratchan@reddit
always explain to them you don't knw how do these other roles.. and if you could keep doing what you have been doing will make things easier. Or that you need additional training to do the task they want you to do. Ask how are they paying for the training and how will this effect your other work.
waitingOnMyletter@reddit
Just apply for a new job. Being fired only really happens for cause. Which… you absolutely do not want.
Lay offs will trigger a severance but you can’t create one or stop them. They happen when the c-suite needs to off load costs. Salary and R&D spend is the easiest to move off the balance sheet.
Quiet quitting will just get you on a pip. If you quiet quit, they will generate a reason to fire you from not fulfilling your pip and then they can fire for cause. Literally the only reason they do a pip for an at will employment.
Tonkatte@reddit
Look up “quiet quitting”.