The homies are booing my guacamole

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You used 1/4 an avocado?

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It's so worked over, it's better when it's a little more rustic and chunkier

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Looks like grocery store shit man. They are right to criticize you.

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We definitely prefer it chunkier...

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Is there any seasoning in that or did you just serve people green paste

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Salt and pepper

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I have sensory issues so this looks like my ideal guac. Mashed avocado with onion powder, garlic salt, pepper, and a little lime.

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Bro you can’t just ask Dunkin for their avocado spread and call it guacamole

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You gotta put stuff in it besides avocado

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Mmmm mashed peas

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Maybe when they save up enough money to buy ingredients they can talk. Until then… that’s yo guac.

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Why is it so shiny?