Tell me about yourself Jeffrey. What do you do for fun?
Posted by MarkPluckedABird@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 68 comments
Posted by MarkPluckedABird@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 68 comments
D-Train0000@reddit
Roadie for a bunch of assholes
Jose_Canseco_Jr@reddit
He fixes the cable?
RelativeKick1681@reddit
He wouldn’t know, Dude. He deals in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and–well, yeah…fixing cable.
kapn_morgan@reddit
smoke a lot of Thai stick
axlgreece5202@reddit
Oh? Oh.
Unable_Lime_2903@reddit
I look back on a life of achievement, challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome.
D-Flo1@reddit
I lost my rug to a Chinaman in Los Angeles.
kinkyslc1@reddit
The Chinaman is Not the issue here!
The-Cheeses@reddit
Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
wompyeyedmadman@reddit
We aren’t talking about a guy who built the railroads here
LazeRLipSJohnny5@reddit
I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line YOU DO NOT
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
That and a pair of testicles
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
You joke. But...perhaps you're right.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
LazeRLipSJohnny5@reddit
Strong men also cry.
REGI_theblingkoala@reddit
I am the walrus
2wheelsThx@reddit
Whaddya need that for, Dude?
ChicagoDash@reddit
I thought you might know, man.
CrunchySockTaco@reddit
We just don't know, dude.
LazeRLipSJohnny5@reddit
Strong me also cry.
aejb22122@reddit
This picture makes it look like the Dude has only one tooth.
Third_Most@reddit
Good eye! And thorough
D-Flo1@reddit
Please slide down your dentures.
kinkyslc1@reddit
I understand. Slide your shorts down, please.
MarkPluckedABird@reddit (OP)
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey.
wds1@reddit
Yeah, well, ya know, that's just, like, your opinion
wds1@reddit
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
BestRiver8735@reddit
That’s a bargain. I like to stretch my drug dollar.
BoomDonk@reddit
Publishing, entertainment, and political advocacy.
DiscoDiner@reddit
Little of this little of that, I was in the Seattle 7, well me an 6 other guys, roadied for Metallica
Dweebil@reddit
I got a rash man.
Billy-no-mate@reddit
I’m adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen
Dweebil@reddit
Fuckin eh man.
BadnameArchy@reddit
It's a natural, zesty enterprise.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Vagina.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Lot of Thai stick.
As_smooth_as_eggs@reddit
You gotta keep your mind limber!
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
A lot to keep track of in ol' Duder's head
One_Preference_6111@reddit
Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... and six other guys.
cabosmith@reddit
Colitis?
LinuxLinus@reddit
I celebrate Arsenal winning the league.
(Sorry, I'm having a hard time thinking about anything else today.)
CliffGif@reddit
I jack off manually
The_Dude_Abides908@reddit
pmags3000@reddit
I'm a dick!
AlmostNeverPosts@reddit
You mean, "recreation?"
useless_modern_god@reddit
I enjoy beach parties and bathing with aquatic rodents
InternationalFiend@reddit
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Top-Use4277@reddit
I thought we were talking about my rug.
texicali74@reddit
You mean coitus?
2wheelsThx@reddit
It increases the chances of conception.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Kingkruti@reddit
The dude abides
ItWasAValuedRug@reddit
I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.--The original Port Huron Statement.
Equivalent_Gap_805@reddit
You haven't been listening to the Dudes story Maude.
kinkyslc1@reddit
That's my robe.
MorseyMeese@reddit
I still jerk off manually
kinkyslc1@reddit
Of course you do, u/MorseyMeese
john-tockcoasten@reddit
I enjoy my coffee
ponytailthehater@reddit
Let me explain something to you. I'm not Jeffrey; you're Jeffrey. I'm the Dude.
So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
nogohuyc@reddit
Listening to, ugh, techno-pop.
SuperDuperSJW@reddit
I like your style, dude.
texicali74@reddit
I dig your style too, man. Got the whole Reddit thing going on.
Proud-Parsley6072@reddit
Sometimes there’s a man
FFMedicJN@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Due_Blacksmith1714@reddit
My baby never treats meeeeeeeee 🎹
copperblood@reddit
He fixes the cable?
Sandblaster1988@reddit
She’s not my special lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man.
di_mi_sandro@reddit
Leisure?