Winnie the Pooh plates, fish, milk, apricots
Posted by RevolutionaryTap394@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 108 comments
I found these plates in my kitchen cupboard. Maybe we're the same age. In fact, it's not milk, it's ayran. Fermented milk drink. This one with dill and cucumber. I bought this dried fish (Blicca bjoerkna) at a mark-out because it expires today. But I know that fish can't spoil. The insides are still inside
filthy_casual_42@reddit
You just eat them like that no prep?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I peel off their skin
scratchy_mcballsy@reddit
The fish or the fruit?
InsomniaDrop@reddit
Their.
MaddiMoo22@reddit
Okay being real, I love fish skin. Is the skin on this edible if you wanna eat it or do you have to peel it?
randCN@reddit
Well, my daddy taught me a few things about how not to peel the skin...
Shot-Consequence8363@reddit
What about the guts?
chiroque-svistunoque@reddit
You burn them with a lighter and eat
sharkattax@reddit
have u considered starting a deathcore band bc ur lyrics are already on point
TheBigMotherFook@reddit
I bet the next line is about picking the flesh off from the bones
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
Dried and salted
Hot-Refrigerator6583@reddit
No, he's going to dip them in the milk.
sopchuy@reddit
Why is everything pushed to the tops of the plates
MrJesseDeath@reddit
To make room for the dill-cucumber-milk-fish vomit that is sure to accompany such a fancy feast.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
To be honest, I have lactose intolerance
SovelissGulthmere@reddit
How can a Slavic person be lactose intolerant
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
In Ukraine, up to half of the adult population may have lactose intolerance. It is impossible to find out the exact quantity. People don't go to the doctor about this
Sachayoj@reddit
Why does every lactose intolerant person have the stubbornness of God when it comes to dairy?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
My body challenges me and I accept it
Slumunistmanifisto@reddit
How about your sodium levels with that salt with a pinch of fish dish?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
My blood pressure is usually at 105/70
Yan_Vorona@reddit
Are you trying to meet God?
Sm00gz42@reddit
To make room for the dill-cucumber-milk-fish ~~vomit~~ diarrhea that is sure to accompany such a fancy feast.
ClerklierBrush0@reddit
So the Pooh is visable
Guitarchim@reddit
Showing off the Pooh
savantalicious@reddit
The shadow of the milk is at a different angle and opacity than the shadows of the plates and food, and part of the bottom fish is somehow behind the plate?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes, I'm artificial intelligence. I plan to take over the world and put all humanity on a shitty diet
savantalicious@reddit
Hahaha. My bad. It’s hard to tell anymore - you gotta admit that’s weird placement on the fish my dude. thanks for replying! I feel like I met a celebrity now. Fishplate dude.
jesst@reddit
It’s not behind. It’s the gill bit over hanging the plate. Not everything weird is AI. Some people are just weird.
FaultyScience@reddit
Those plates are very cute, I like them. And the apricots look nice and ripe, are they?
mrbossy@reddit
Nothing good to say about the fish that stares into you soul?
FaultyScience@reddit
I do really appreciate that OP plated them in order of size. Very artful.
_dangerous_ink@reddit
Lord have mercy this looks like the last meal the devil serves me before he skewers me (if the fish is dry inside, is the mild lumpy inside and do the fruits have worms inside??)
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
You have strange sexual fantasies
ChaoticxSerenity@reddit
Honestly, this is looks like an offering to the deceased that you would put in front of a shrine lol.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes. Have you never eaten dried fish?
ChaoticxSerenity@reddit
I love dried fish snacks, but they have more flavor than just salt: https://japacle.com/products/ayh6btjprb?srsltid=AfmBOoqJWKbdbhwsTtss2nS5gvKcAuPQYH0C3QImhXxzHDln9aYdZCbn
superpoongoon@reddit
I love that yogurt drink. We call it doogh in Iran.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
“In Iran” Are you feeling alright?
superpoongoon@reddit
??
NatashaYatoy@reddit
There is something SO ominous about this photo and the amount of factors contributing to that feeling is overwhelming
KittenThunder@reddit
Pickle milk, 4 fish, and 6 apricots?? You’re wild
Tough-Yoghurt-1919@reddit
Girl dinner~
ButterMyPancakesPlz@reddit
Man I took too many edibles and thought I was in the vegan shitty porn and I just kept scrolling through the comments for an explanation of how those fake fish look so real
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes, it's vegan fish and vegan cow's milk
ButterMyPancakesPlz@reddit
Thank you for the excellent clarification
pennispancakes@reddit
Doesn’t it need to be gutted etc sorry seriously asking
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Of course
PlsContinueMrBrooder@reddit
I implore you to please go through this person’s previous posts. This is amazing
CharmingMechanic2473@reddit
Fish can spoil… I don’t get it. Is this rage bait?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Dried fish can't spoil
PlsContinueMrBrooder@reddit
Full hearts can’t lose
oussama_eldjoun@reddit
.
Nevarwinta@reddit
What in the polish...
Top-Box8321@reddit
What are you preparing for that we don’t know?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
By the day of judgment, it's tomorrow
captainzaro@reddit
Man I had a feeling I knew who posted this..
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Who?
VisionAri_VA@reddit
This almost feels like surrealist art.
LumosLupin@reddit
I'm not convinced it's not AI
ElkSad9855@reddit
Huh…
Who_U_Thought@reddit
8bitrevolt@reddit
this is perhaps the single most balkan meal i've ever laid eyes on.
aenteus@reddit
Needs cigarette
Slenderpan74@reddit
Fermented milk with dill and cucumber is actually my dream beverage ngl
Grape-Snapple@reddit
are joking ?
Slenderpan74@reddit
No actually. I love kefir….i LOVE tzatziki….i would definitely enjoy this bev
thmegmar@reddit
Was going to say kinda sounds like fancy buttermilk, would definitely try. I've only had fruity flavored kefir- so damn good.
GrynaiTaip@reddit
Ayran is kind of rare in my country but I do find it in stores sometimes. There are two types, one is like slightly salty kefir, very delicious. The other is like carbonated kefir. Still quite good, but also weird as fuck because it's carbonated milk.
thmegmar@reddit
Woah I'm trying to imagine that sensation / texture. How odd but interesting.
marcusw882000@reddit
I also love both but the idea of drinking it doesn't sound good to me LOL
Celladoore@reddit
Sounds good to me after a stomach bug. Nice cup of broth is sometimes all you can keep down.
damagecontrolparty@reddit
I actually wish they'd make yogurt in savory flavors, particularly cucumber raita. (I'm lazy)
Grape-Snapple@reddit
your ancestors subsisted on fermented and scavenged meat
mibodim@reddit
it’s called tarator/таратор, ayran is smth different
vankorgan@reddit
I really need you to know that's incorrect.
Sweet-Awk-7861@reddit
Artistic as fuck, I dig this
Biiiishweneedanswers@reddit
Wild.
mibodim@reddit
I don’t want to start the Balkan Wars, but this is not “ayran”, it’s called tarator/таратор soup.. I’m so confused. Айран is always plain.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I'm not the manufacturer of this shit
Biiiishweneedanswers@reddit
mibodim@reddit
yeah, not saying otherwise, just curious
That-Punk-Fairy@reddit
Those plates are not even to be eaten on??? I guess make do.
TrynaNotNumb@reddit
Girl what.
YakElectronic6713@reddit
I love ayran!!!
midwest_elder@reddit
this is a crime scene and i have to guess the murder weapon?
ConstantSond@reddit
not so bad
peachesbutno_creme@reddit
honestly that milk drink sounds good. i really love cucumbers and dill
toxchick@reddit
r/accidentalrenaissance
CMDA@reddit
Biblical meal
yseult-@reddit
I am so attracted to this behavior and diet pattern. I want to marry a Ukrainian and come home to them eating a stack of fish off of a Winnie the Pooh plate
Grape-Snapple@reddit
what the fuck
Walkinonsunshineee@reddit
FormingTheVoid@reddit
The fish can definitely spoil if the guts are still inside lol. But if it was marked for today, you're fine.
Fluffy_History@reddit
This sounds like skrt of meal theyd have peasants eat in a fantasy novel, minus the pooh plates.
MonthlyWeekend_@reddit
Ummmmm
chud_rs@reddit
Why not eat actual food though?
MayhemWins25@reddit
Knew it was Eastern Europe before i even saw the milk label
AgingLolita@reddit
That looks incredibly nutritious
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
What kind of fishes are those?
glory2mankind@reddit
This will totally flush and reset the digestive system to factory default.
corwe@reddit
Ayran mentioned!
jjaystar94@reddit
I had these plates growing up!
littleclaww@reddit
Taking a break from the horse meat I see.
Relative_Yesterday70@reddit
Average cave man diet
MadamVoid@reddit
Never seen a fish stack like this before
Environmental-Ad8945@reddit
Why
ExcellentWolf@reddit
Pooh Pooh platters.