No one is jealous of the lowlife oligarchs - we want them gone entirely. Well, decent and reasonable people do, so you wouldn’t know anything about that.
😅🤣😂 I have to honestly ask...how do you know??? You must not be one of the baby mommas 😅🤣😂 of one of the most successful men in the world...this is so entertaining...😊
It was to remind anyone who reads your simping (not that i have a problem with you or your homosexuality) that the richest man on earth was so insecure about his manhood that he destroyed it trying to make it bigger and now needs to have semen removed from his sac and mailed to women to have children. /allegedly
The interesting thing is that the world's most lawsuit-hungry man hasn't tried to sue anyone. Which doesn't mean it's true, but it does imply that there's something there he doesn't want to give testimony over.
That is not what car wash mode is for. Sure it locks things like the charge port that would otherwise be unlocked…. But that’s just like you wouldn’t take your gas car through a car wash without a gas flap and no cap. It’s just a mode you tap to make sure you are going through properly. I have to check all the same things for my vehicles before I go through like are all the windows closed.
There is a tiny asian lady that drives one in my neighborhood. My coworker drives one occasionally too. There is also the lawyer lady in Coppell that drives one. But that's really all I can recall.
There’s a Tesla holding lot of some sort nearby my current job site. Only ever see it expand, never shrink in inventory. I speculated was it growing due to the number of orders coming in for customers or from not selling? Then I started noticing how dusty some of the cars were and realized it was no better than a boneyard. Some cars I can recall seeing in that same lot almost a year ago.
Weren't the earlier models even more than that? I don't follow this truck closely because why the hell would I, but I recall them being upwards to $100k because as typical, the higher-trim models are the pilots.
So in 2019, lil bro promised $40k for the base model. Then it ended up being $90k+ on release day. Only now is it $70k and I think it's for the RWD only version that is also subject to a wide recall.
I'm praying to the insurance gods that this claim be denied due to this being an intentional criminal act, and the owner, who has a $0 down 18% APR loan suffers eternally.
Based on the article I read I think they were just trying to “offroad it”.
The article also mentioned a separate incident a while back where a cybertruck was spotted doing the same thing, so perhaps the owner did it once and tried again.
Tesla had AC units that drained condensate into the battery tray and they accused the owners of the vehicles being driven through flood waters. Will the opposite work for the driver here?
Don’t you just hate when the lithium in the battery gets dunked in water?
"Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested."
Whose crane was that? If it’s the fire department’s, do our taxes pay for that?! It better be a coincidence that the FD was in the area because douche mobile owners don’t deserve freebies when their Tesla dumpster gets stranded. Especially when you think about how much the rest of us have to pay for an ambulance trip in an actual emergency.
That’s an okay the office episode. The gang misses the boat is a top IASIP episode and arguably peak IASIP comedy. It’s like the Scott’s Tots/The Dinner episode for the office in terms of peak the office comedy.
Driver arrested after driving cyber truck in lake Grapevine
Grapevine PD said in a release that Just before 8 p.m. on May 18, 2026, our Patrol Officers were dispatched to Katie’s Woods Park Boat Ramp, where a Tesla Cybertruck was in the water, near the shoreline. The driver stated he
intentionally drove into the lake to use the Cybertruck’s “Wade Mode” feature. The vehicle became disabled and took on water. The driver and passengers abandoned the vehicle and the Grapevine Fire Department Water Rescue Team assisted in removing it from the lake. The driver was arrested on charges of Operation of Vehicle in Closed Section of Park/Lake, No Valid Boat Registration and numerous water safety equipment violations. The driver remains in the Grapevine Jail.
We want to remind drivers that although a vehicle may be physically capable of entering shallow freshwate areas, doing so can create legal and safety concerns under Texas law.
Hilarious that they threw the book at him. Safety equipment violations! He got charged for not have life preservers, the required flare gun, the whistle …. I’m laughing my ass off.
Perceived status can be costly, both financially and environmentally, unfortunately in this case. The ignorant hick white trash folks with money keep winning….
Well, I can tell the owner voted MAGA - based on the fact that an amphibious Cybercuck was promised over and over and they.... bought it, in every sense.
UtopianPablo@reddit
R/cyberstuck
i-touch-grass-@reddit
r/thereisasubforpeoplelikeyou
marleiahxdayze@reddit
r/usernamedoesnotcheckout
710dabner@reddit
r/cyberstuck
DaveyJonesFannyPack@reddit
Tbf it was claimed they would be semi aquatic at one point
random_ta_account@reddit
"Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren't too choppy." -Elon Musk.
Meanwhile, the warranty book states that users must activate Car Wash Mode to prevent the vehicle from crapping out due to water intrusion.
Zealousideal-Lie7255@reddit
Musk constantly lies about when any of his companies’ products will be able to do what.
Nadiam57@reddit
So many men so jealous of him 😊
Similar-Elk7529@reddit
No one is jealous of the lowlife oligarchs - we want them gone entirely. Well, decent and reasonable people do, so you wouldn’t know anything about that.
Nadiam57@reddit
So entertaining...
Similar-Elk7529@reddit
For a loser I’m sure it is. Touch grass.
Nadiam57@reddit
😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
kaVaralis@reddit
Ah yes, the no u defense. Truly a classic.
ForagedFoodie@reddit
As a woman, I have to honestly ask, are there men who are jealous of a man who's manhood doesn't work?
Nadiam57@reddit
😅🤣😂 I have to honestly ask...how do you know??? You must not be one of the baby mommas 😅🤣😂 of one of the most successful men in the world...this is so entertaining...😊
ForagedFoodie@reddit
Oh sweetie, the question wasn't for you.
It was to remind anyone who reads your simping (not that i have a problem with you or your homosexuality) that the richest man on earth was so insecure about his manhood that he destroyed it trying to make it bigger and now needs to have semen removed from his sac and mailed to women to have children. /allegedly
Zealousideal-Lie7255@reddit
Really?? I haven’t heard about this, but I live in a cave.
ForagedFoodie@reddit
https://futurism.com/neoscope/botched-implants
The interesting thing is that the world's most lawsuit-hungry man hasn't tried to sue anyone. Which doesn't mean it's true, but it does imply that there's something there he doesn't want to give testimony over.
PoliticsIsDepressing@reddit
Every car can serve briefly as a boat.
CaptOblivious@reddit
And as a submarine shortly thereafter.
impostle@reddit
But can every boat serve briefly as a car?
akm1111@reddit
Most often it is less than a minute, but still...
IwasIlovedfw@reddit
Except on Chappaquick Island...
munky45@reddit
He did say briefly.
Worth_Middle_2238@reddit
J. Edgar Hoover has entered the chat.
EducationalNailgun@reddit
Briefly as a boat, forever as a coffin.
3vi1@reddit
This one serves as a boat anchor.
3-DMan@reddit
He watched that one Roger Moore Bond movie and said "Ha ha ha, it can do that!!"
rye_212@reddit
A car or a boat. Ineffective in either case.
Go-to-helenhunt@reddit
Tell that to the lady who backed into the pond on her property and drowned bc the electrical crapped out, Elon
Rambowl@reddit
If the new Roadster ever gets released, people will drive them off tall buildings since Elon claims it can fly.
nybigtymer@reddit
I saw this in a movie!
cantstandthemlms@reddit
That is not what car wash mode is for. Sure it locks things like the charge port that would otherwise be unlocked…. But that’s just like you wouldn’t take your gas car through a car wash without a gas flap and no cap. It’s just a mode you tap to make sure you are going through properly. I have to check all the same things for my vehicles before I go through like are all the windows closed.
Similar-Elk7529@reddit
Elon’s not going to sleep with you. Likely no one will in that Deplorean.
Nadiam57@reddit
Why are you soooo jealous of him...😊
Revolutionary_Bee251@reddit
1 million orbital data centers coming right up!
random_ta_account@reddit
Whatever makes the stock go up....
glodde@reddit
It was also bullet proof or shatter proof glass
VeeCee74@reddit
I am not it’s just the bros these. There is a whole new customer base for him now
onfroiGamer@reddit
That’s not what car wash mode does, it’s to let the car free roll and disable all sensor/camera warnings that you would be getting.
CalciteQ@reddit
Came here to say that I thought they were supposed to float or something
I_Can_Barely_Move@reddit
We’ll need a much larger sample size to confirm. I’m looking for 150,000 volunteers to drive their Cybertrucks into a lake.
14ktgoldscw@reddit
Sharks…
Kalshan@reddit
I don't think sharks can drive
14ktgoldscw@reddit
Sharks, I am looking for a $150,000 investment to teach sharks to drive cybertrucks into a lake.
Kalshan@reddit
Can we put lasers on 'em, too? Ya know, for science?
yeahimhigh04@reddit
Only 20k cyber trucks sold last year. A good chunk to space x.
JKinney79@reddit
Did we get 10% of them in DFW?
mipotts@reddit
And nobody will take a cyber dumpster for a trade in... not even Tesla!!
Stedlieye@reddit
The driver was arrested, and said he was testing the cyber truck’s “wade mode”. The charges include not having a boat registration. 😄
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYh5Zpsts_7/?igsh=YnV4cTd3MHZsbGo4
OutlawSundown@reddit
Hilarious
Liz__Gloss@reddit
Was this truly a claim Tesla made while developing the cyber truck? Genuinely curious as I haven't heard this before.
lasagnatittyfucker69@reddit
An amphibious vehicle fit to transport a god. A golden god!
Unservicable@reddit
They were once outed as the duck-billed platypus of electric trucks.
ProfessionalCut8715@reddit
I mean, it looks like the bottom half is aquatic in that picture.
MephistoHamProducts@reddit
Like a platypus?
Like Perry the Platypus!?
Delicious_Hand527@reddit
Forgot to engage the Doofenshmirtz Evil incorporated Enfloaterator!
Also Dallas band Bowling for Soup did the theme song.
darkhorse21980@reddit
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
glodde@reddit
With all the shortcuts musk took as well
VelociTopher@reddit
"Well, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle; so it should be fine, right? "
Cerulean_Shadows@reddit
The irony that they tell you not to wash it during daylight in the warranty iirc
mediceman33@reddit
Looks like TARS from Interstellar.
dfw_kinky_guy@reddit
“I’ll bet it won’t short out” was heard shortly before
DreaminginDarkness@reddit
Pretty sure they are amphibious vehicles
magdalena_meretrix@reddit
Evidently not
Competitive-Passion1@reddit
Fuck Tesla sure.
but hope everyone is ok.
magdalena_meretrix@reddit
They’re fine, they did it on purpose thinking that it would be amphibious
StormyDaze1175@reddit
More money than sense.
magdalena_meretrix@reddit
$30,000 millionaires abound
frankiea1004@reddit
So, how the owner is going to put this in the insurance report? "It was an alcohol related accident" or "I'm too stupid."
I pretty sure he told his buddy, "Watch this" before he drove into the lake.
Impossible-Try-9161@reddit
Wasn't it a selling point that these monstrosities were amphibious?
strog91@reddit
They were also supposed to have a range of 500 miles (they don’t) and be bulletproof (they’re not).
LaVidaYokel@reddit
And a pussy magnet, which they are, just not in traditional sense.
Old-Bat-7384@reddit
I've yet to see a woman behind the wheel of a CT and have seen only dudes drive them as the only person in the vehicle.
Mind you I'm just one person, so YMMV.
AeroWrench@reddit
I'm pretty sure Erykah Badu has one, but she's like her own rad species so I don't think she counts.
Broad_Mushroom_8033@reddit
There is a tiny asian lady that drives one in my neighborhood. My coworker drives one occasionally too. There is also the lawyer lady in Coppell that drives one. But that's really all I can recall.
LaVidaYokel@reddit
I think you made my point for me.
bep963@reddit
I have seen one woman driving a cyber truck alone in Dallas. One time.
DaddyDontTakeNoMess@reddit
And almost unbreakable glass (the don’t have either)
Old-Bat-7384@reddit
And they'd cost about $40,000 USD, (which became about $70,000)
And they'd come out in 2021 (which was actually 2023)
zeekayz@reddit
They came out at $120K price point. $70K is barely being reachable now, years after release.
Crazy_Ad_91@reddit
There’s a Tesla holding lot of some sort nearby my current job site. Only ever see it expand, never shrink in inventory. I speculated was it growing due to the number of orders coming in for customers or from not selling? Then I started noticing how dusty some of the cars were and realized it was no better than a boneyard. Some cars I can recall seeing in that same lot almost a year ago.
Old-Bat-7384@reddit
Yup. And I think its the base or very much stripped down model, too.
Goetia-@reddit
Weren't the earlier models even more than that? I don't follow this truck closely because why the hell would I, but I recall them being upwards to $100k because as typical, the higher-trim models are the pilots.
Old-Bat-7384@reddit
Yeah, they were.
So in 2019, lil bro promised $40k for the base model. Then it ended up being $90k+ on release day. Only now is it $70k and I think it's for the RWD only version that is also subject to a wide recall.
H2Ospecialist@reddit
They guh purposely drove it in to test out the wade mode. He then was ticketed for several offenses.
vatreides411@reddit
Also, theft prevention. They are so ugly, no one wants to steal them.
Tchaik748@reddit
Yes, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle
One-Salt7496@reddit
It floats! 🛟
Berns429@reddit
Man, when are we gonna stop throwing trash in our lakes
Remarkable_Bite2199@reddit
You brocked the internet
FrauBeal@reddit
It’s a whole dumpster full 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Master_Rooster4368@reddit
I thought they were using those to rebuild the reefs or something. No! Wait! It was swimming to be with its kind in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch!
ggibby@reddit
RIP Todd. 😞
Gremlin1001001@reddit
You have my upvote.
bangwithsticks@reddit
Comment of the day.
GasFoodLodging@reddit
Oof
Ohif0n1y@reddit
Oh look! It's the Village Idiot!
bzbeer@reddit
Awesome. The sooner these death wagons are taken off the road, the better for everyone else on the road.
QuiltingWolf@reddit
hey, that's an insult to wagons!
937buttholelover@reddit
for why
md24@reddit
Fascist mobiles
gilt3t@reddit
"death wagons"
HatAsleep3388@reddit
That's wild. What happened?
GrillMonkey187@reddit
Hope that fuckin idiot is billed for everyone’s time….
Gloomy_Spell_9835@reddit
Some jack ass trying to claim insurance on theft but shit floats.
Historical_Boss_7178@reddit
120k precio de compra - depreciación de 70k en menos de un año .. ehh no puedo seguir pagando eso, adios
Vonsaucy@reddit
No Trump 2028 stickers required...
Ok-Coach2428@reddit
you can’t park there
TedHusky@reddit
Did I see a student driver sticker?
Wild-Spread8069@reddit
It'll buff out
IZZY_PLUM@reddit
Low miles like new no haggling no tire kickers
rabidwolf86@reddit
Tesla activities
chupacabra4hire@reddit
Hey! You can't park there!
360donkeypunch@reddit
A starter car?? This is a finisher car!! A transporter of gods. THE GOLDEN GOD!!!
EmbarrassedFoot1137@reddit
What demonstrates more value than a cybertruck?
gilt3t@reddit
literally anything. a rock from a gravel pit.
EmbarrassedFoot1137@reddit
(It's always sunny reference)
brapattacker@reddit
I saw this on Tik tok, I couldn’t prove it but I just knew it was the DFW area.
random-user-420@reddit
Insurance fraud?
H2Ospecialist@reddit
Driver said he was testing out the wade mode.
Tom0714nw@reddit
It was just a test drive.
KitchenPalentologist@reddit
I'm praying to the insurance gods that this claim be denied due to this being an intentional criminal act, and the owner, who has a $0 down 18% APR loan suffers eternally.
Diligent-Crazy-6094@reddit
You just know that they were paying at least $1,200/month for this POS, and I bet it hurt every time they had to make that payment.
LiveMarionberry3694@reddit
Based on the article I read I think they were just trying to “offroad it”.
The article also mentioned a separate incident a while back where a cybertruck was spotted doing the same thing, so perhaps the owner did it once and tried again.
Lost_Condition_9562@reddit
That’s my guess. Looks like someone really regretted a decision.
SidneySparkle@reddit
Cybertruck was cosplaying as a Waymo
impostle@reddit
Tonneau cover must have been open
Katana-Lover82@reddit
Pretty sure Insurance will Deny that Claim 🤣
prettybluefoxes@reddit
Thoughts and prayers with the crane that had to briefly touch that pos.
Fit-Needleworker8732@reddit
They can’t go in water that way. Dumb shit
adone659@reddit
Going to need a lot of rice to dry out the battery
SeparateDark251@reddit
I live in Grapevine. There's a dude on the street down from me who parks his Cybertruck. I wonder if i'll still continue to see it.
fupafighter9000@reddit
The ice wasn't ready yet
FuckJanice@reddit
Good.
Nunov_DAbov@reddit
Tesla had AC units that drained condensate into the battery tray and they accused the owners of the vehicles being driven through flood waters. Will the opposite work for the driver here?
Don’t you just hate when the lithium in the battery gets dunked in water?
JustRepeatAfterMe@reddit
Sir, you can’t park there.
Adidasboy07@reddit
What’s a garbage container doing at a lake?
the_orange_alligator@reddit
“Go, be free!”
Forsaken-Award-7025@reddit
Probably worth more with the insurance check than the actual value.
Fancy-Strain7025@reddit
/r/cyberstuck
CurrentFix1949@reddit
Who dumped a dumpster into the lake?
Own-Lack1163@reddit
One down, too many to go.
art_as_violence@reddit
From the Grapevine Police Department on Twitter:
PappiFrito@reddit
The battery was trying to return to where it belonged.
MTMountains@reddit
You can't park there.
DallasOil@reddit
It’s pretty funny how this is celebrated
Ok_Prize5795@reddit
Can’t tow…..can’t swim……what good are they?
PandaSTi@reddit
Cant park there bud
EntertainmentOk3180@reddit
I think u meant r/cantparktheremate
The-Architect-93@reddit
Quick hose down and it will be on FB marketplace as “lightly used”
THE-EMPEROR069@reddit
😂😂😂
Intrepid_Shake_3085@reddit
Gotta be a republican to do something that stupid
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
I wonder. Did the driver chose the shark, or getting electrocuted by the battery. ...djt... words of wisdom.
Affectionate_Shoe260@reddit
Putting out the flames on an air fryer?
Ok-Addendum-9420@reddit
Whose crane was that? If it’s the fire department’s, do our taxes pay for that?! It better be a coincidence that the FD was in the area because douche mobile owners don’t deserve freebies when their Tesla dumpster gets stranded. Especially when you think about how much the rest of us have to pay for an ambulance trip in an actual emergency.
shelbystripes@reddit
Just a guess, it does not have an “I bought this before Elon went crazy” bumper sticker on the back.
Sweaty-taxman@reddit
I mean, you did tell them it was an amphibious explorer vehicle; right?
FluidFisherman6843@reddit
One of my favorite IASIP episodes
Character-Type-5755@reddit
Or r/theoffice
https://media1.giphy.com/media/nrKQNbEXKBdIQ1fdiB/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ltnamvjpsytqzv4ss1eytroa6jv4q24q78ys8cyl
MRAN0NYMO@reddit
My immediate thought seeing that first photo 😂
FuckDarthDorito@reddit
That’s an okay the office episode. The gang misses the boat is a top IASIP episode and arguably peak IASIP comedy. It’s like the Scott’s Tots/The Dinner episode for the office in terms of peak the office comedy.
FluidFisherman6843@reddit
Thought about that but I'd imagine a cybertruck driver being closer to Dennis than Michael
ice-eight@reddit
THIS IS A FINISHER CAR
Tchaik748@reddit
BEGONE FROM ME, VILE MAN
Nadiam57@reddit
Funny you replied to me but I'll reiterate..."so entertaining"...😊
No_Pilot_9103@reddit
100 bucks says they're from Southlake.
ImaginationSea7684@reddit
😳
JerryTexas52@reddit
LOL. The best place for it.
Bwatso2112@reddit
Ketamine Kit Kar
heatherwhen96@reddit
UFO -bad landing…
Hunt3141@reddit
My favorite tesla mod!
Prestigious-Art3726@reddit
😆
Flaky_Yam3843@reddit
Texas is living a proof that you can have money and not have any sense.
JudahMammoth@reddit
Can’t park there, mate
jaslr4@reddit
It’s a trash can not a boat
leere68@reddit
That'll buff out.
rideincircles@reddit
Any more info to the story? Did you talk to or are the owner?
H2Ospecialist@reddit
Driver arrested after driving cyber truck in lake Grapevine
Grapevine PD said in a release that Just before 8 p.m. on May 18, 2026, our Patrol Officers were dispatched to Katie’s Woods Park Boat Ramp, where a Tesla Cybertruck was in the water, near the shoreline. The driver stated he intentionally drove into the lake to use the Cybertruck’s “Wade Mode” feature. The vehicle became disabled and took on water. The driver and passengers abandoned the vehicle and the Grapevine Fire Department Water Rescue Team assisted in removing it from the lake. The driver was arrested on charges of Operation of Vehicle in Closed Section of Park/Lake, No Valid Boat Registration and numerous water safety equipment violations. The driver remains in the Grapevine Jail.
We want to remind drivers that although a vehicle may be physically capable of entering shallow freshwate areas, doing so can create legal and safety concerns under Texas law.
starsfan18@reddit
Hilarious that they threw the book at him. Safety equipment violations! He got charged for not have life preservers, the required flare gun, the whistle …. I’m laughing my ass off.
iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj@reddit
Imagine having the money to buy a cyber truck and none of the brains
PeterToshPointOh@reddit
No one wants to talk to a guy who owns a cybertruck.
skooliekrindy@reddit
👏🏼
goochgrease2@reddit
Ha. What a loser
ExistingFlyDFW@reddit
Cyberf$&k
FA-1800@reddit
So they don't drive on water?
rye_212@reddit
Was this a banksy art installation? Why did the meanies take it away?
namath1969@reddit
When did Tesla make a boat?
serfy2@reddit
leave it in there
bachslunch@reddit
They were just trying to make a big splash!
RobotMaster1@reddit
is this a frequent occurrence or a repost from last year?
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/s/WW00P5gq1U
dallasuptowner@reddit
https://x.com/GrapevinePolice/status/2056781125872132391
Happened yesterday according to Grapevine PD>
RobotMaster1@reddit
wild. wonder if it’s the same person who tempted fate one too many.
SlimReaper85@reddit
Wouldn't fit in a dumpster....
ezdblonded@reddit
someone had a good time during happy hour
AlwaysCallACAB@reddit
Guys, someone’s family member they’re not on speaking terms with is in there
GoldRun5860@reddit
FAFO
ApprehensiveMaize630@reddit
I thought those trucks were ambidextrous?
marsattck5@reddit
Looks like someone bought elons bullshit about it doubling as an amphibious vehicle.
SoggyManufacturer693@reddit
Perceived status can be costly, both financially and environmentally, unfortunately in this case. The ignorant hick white trash folks with money keep winning….
Retired852@reddit
What do you call 5000 Cybertrucks at the bottom of the ocean? A good start
Past_Top3704@reddit
In the words of Ralph from the Simpsons (points finger) "HA! HA!
omfgbrb@reddit
Who's the U-Boat commander?
--R. Business
CrimsonAllah@reddit
Cybertruck of the lake, what is your wisdom?
SunMyungMoonMoon@reddit
Damp shitboxes lying in puddles, hacking computers, and distributing votes is no basis for a system of government!
Snobolski@reddit
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
ToddtheRugerKid@reddit
Rip the Drop on Northshore 1E as fast as you can.
betdis@reddit
One less eyesore on the streets.
KitchenPalentologist@reddit
Is this the same asshat that drove his cybertruck in the same lake last year at Katie's Woods park?
The guy should face criminal charges.
Spice-Ghoul@reddit
I was JUST about to say, again???
BillDuki@reddit
Grapevine PD took the driver into custody.
Sagikos@reddit
At least he doesn’t have to worry about telling his wife since she left months ago.
nickysox52@reddit
Looks like a duck boat, how was the tour?
Pappers101@reddit
YOU CAN"T PARK THERE
good-timing-407@reddit
😌
One-Environment-1444@reddit
You can tell the owner has made one great decision after another!
ampsdb01@reddit
😮
Far-Candidate9821@reddit
You can’t park there
saaandworm@reddit
Nature is healing
1000_Faces@reddit
Right where it belongs
-Altephor-@reddit
I can't believe someone would just openly dump trash in the lake like that.
FlyNSubaruWRX@reddit
Haha
Radiant-Month-1168@reddit
Another insurance fraud case for someone trying to get out of their loan. Lol
sugurkewbz@reddit
It’s an aquatic land vehicle. I’m sure the Golden God’s rage was untethered with no bounds.
Sugar_Kowalczyk@reddit
Well, I can tell the owner voted MAGA - based on the fact that an amphibious Cybercuck was promised over and over and they.... bought it, in every sense.
RubAnADUB@reddit
Why would someone throw a dumpster in the lake?
Significant_Fox9290@reddit
Well, it’s an amphibious exploring vehicle, so…
LiveMarionberry3694@reddit
And a finisher car
PondersOverYonder@reddit
Greggo?
ohmyomar80@reddit
I’m on my onstar!
PondersOverYonder@reddit
Damn sure is...
matmoeb@reddit
My phone is LOST
georgeyiii@reddit
Does that electrocute the fish?
JustRepeatAfterMe@reddit
The Cybertruck has the aerodynamic grace of a microwave and, apparently, the buoyancy too.
SubieNoobieTX@reddit
You're supposed to throw them in the ocean, not a lake.
Rfiory@reddit
Yep, boat anchor.
funkyfreshjamal@reddit
He definitely trying to take advantage of that GAP insurance lol
MeesterGnome94@reddit
You can’t park there bud
Anarchy_Cardinal@reddit
Poor fish have to deal with a wankpanzer :(
poweredbytexas@reddit
This is a smart move by the Tesla owner. Collect that insurance brainiac.!
Scoobyhitsharder@reddit
Backed by science, turds do float.
ThePapercup@reddit
oh no... anyway
shellbellgb@reddit
Polluting our waterways one Tesla at a time.
StealyEyedSecMan@reddit
Those tides can sneak up on you! /s
JokersGlascowSmile@reddit
Strange trucks lyin in ponds, distributin pollution, is no basis for a system of government.
SharkSheppard@reddit
It's window is moistened tint.
Exquisite_D@reddit
I didn't know Cybertruck doubles as a water craft.
Bo_Nerman69@reddit
Idiots idioting. The rest of us get free entertainment.
argonautserious@reddit
There’s a strip mall somewhere missing a dumpster.
PoliticsIsDepressing@reddit
Isn’t this the second time this has happened at Grapevine Lake?
OutlawSundown@reddit
Nothing of value was lost.
kitfoxxxx@reddit
This sums up a lot.
Luka_Dunks_on_Bums@reddit
Insert laughing Tom Cruise gif
InevitableNo3097@reddit
“Brave Citizens of New Los Angeles, I am proud to share that we have retrieved yet another piece of the life-hold!”
El_alacran214@reddit
Need some context. Figured it float 🛟
Altruistic-Carry-684@reddit
Perfect!!!
alucard_1982@reddit
Lol, new lake dumpsters are wild...
JarJarFett80914@reddit
This is one of those moments where it is socially acceptable for us to publicly point and laugh.
stanleyssteamertrunk@reddit
So what was the plan?
Texan2020katza@reddit
r/cyberstuck
DesperatePool1700@reddit
Electrofishing is illegal for recreational purposes in Texas.
disappr0val@reddit
i thought you couldn’t park there
rapid-succession@reddit
Was Michael Scott driving that thing?
jedi168@reddit
got em
p8nt_junkie@reddit
Are we worried about spontaneous combustion of the batteries?
doggiemomof3@reddit
This made me laugh so hard!
Snobolski@reddit
Oh man, I hope the lake is ok!
DrCeeDub@reddit
Flounders Edition!
fully_torqued6@reddit
Fuck yeah
zaptorque@reddit
You love to see it
IAmSixNine@reddit
So much for starting a fresh water reef.
Adultery@reddit
Ha-ha!
vlatheimpaler@reddit
One of my favorite episodes of The Office.
FluidFisherman6843@reddit
One of my favorite IASIP episodes
No-Sympathy-686@reddit
That tracks...