The little mutant girl from Total Recall is going to be 50 years old next year. I'm so old.
Posted by gargolito@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 83 comments
Sasha Rionda, Born 28 September 1977. She's younger than my little sister. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0727835
BaconToTheBaconPower@reddit
Amazing what modern surgery can do. So happy for her!
Brs76@reddit
"I got 5 kids to feed"
AmazingResponse338@reddit
Glad to see she grew out of her awkward phase
Fishtoart@reddit
She really got prettier as she aged!
Delgadoduvidoso@reddit
Went to college with her. Absolute smoke show.
pjx1@reddit
Any word on the three-breasted prostitute??? I am still looking for her.
ApprehensiveTax4010@reddit
I think she married Johnny Threecocks. They had some very interesting children.
cugamer@reddit
Is he related to u/DoubleDickDude?
ApprehensiveTax4010@reddit
Yeah. Third cousin, once removed.
boli99@reddit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycia_Naff
Dame_Milorey@reddit
Sasha Rionda.
(Fun fact for me: she was born the day after me! We'll be cresting that hill together this year!😊🎉)
TraductorPerdido@reddit
(Two and three days, respectively, before me over here.)
Typeonetwork@reddit
If that's her at 50 (on the right), she's a honey. 🙂💚
k_woz1978@reddit
You're only one year off because she'll be 48 this year in September, but yeah, we're old.
sanityvoid@reddit
I was gonna say 1990 film. I literally just turned 50 and in 1990 I would’ve been 14 and this chick looked younger than 14 in that movie
k_woz1978@reddit
I was thinking 10 at the most.
Old-Asshole@reddit
She's actually 48 now, turning 49 in September. She will in fact be 50 next year.
k_woz1978@reddit
You're right. My math wasn't mathing there for a second. My bad.
Sfingi48@reddit
Sometimes. People try reeeeaaalllllly hard to make their points.
Really? The chick who spent 1 second on 199-whatever-the-fuck to make my algorithm?
JFC social media sucks, not just Facebook.
I really miss the real 80’s and 90’s.
britneysneers@reddit
Her mutant dad with the fucked up face ended up being an ASAC in Albuquerque and killed by some white supremacists, funny how that worked out.
_53-@reddit
Healed well
bagolaburgernesss@reddit
It's surprising what a little clean air and water can do for the complextion.
Left_Guess@reddit
😅
SandyEggo_73@reddit
Sad-Signature-5491@reddit
Dang! I always felt like she was my age, and wanted to be her friend! 😆
Fritzo2162@reddit
Man, she had work done!
LoanDebtCollector@reddit
I need to get my ass to Mars and have some work done.
clauderbaugh@reddit
You better block out two weeks. TWO WEEKS!
MaximumJones@reddit
Yeah, that is not a recent pic.
spectrum144@reddit
It's not over till it's over.
mtwallit@reddit
Now that’s one hella glow up!
loztriforce@reddit
I’m happy they were able to fix her face
benergiser@reddit
mars has good plastic surgeons..
CzarGuy111@reddit
Wow
tvieno@reddit
What a glow up!
doubleohzerooo0@reddit
Wow. She's cute.
django_undead@reddit
It's good to see she recovered though.
mbadolato@reddit
Oh yeah, once they were able to turn the sky blue and have real, natural oxygen, things took a turn for the better 🤣
W0gg0@reddit
nerdmoot@reddit
Look like Lauren Boebert. The newer pic in case you were wondering.
W0gg0@reddit
Mar-a-lago face.
MrBrawn@reddit
The one on the right is her soul.
SheriffBartholomew@reddit
Wow, it's amazing what can be accomplished with plastic surgery these days!
ihatepickingnames_@reddit
Mutants age differently. We're still young!
Timmy12er@reddit
You're a Taurus, right?
mndsm79@reddit
Well- plastic surgery certainly has come a long way. I'm glad Quaid started the reactor.
OreoSpeedwaggon@reddit
All these people just needed was some aiyeh, and now look at them.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
Yep. I said it in Arnolds voice.
im_dead_sirius@reddit
See you at the pahtey, Richter!
Delicious_Monk1495@reddit
Screw you Bennnnyyyyy!!!!
ziggy029@reddit
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"It got better."
gargolito@reddit (OP)
"Who are you are so wise in the ways of science?"
Mugwumps_has_spoken@reddit
Guess what buddy - most of us are already 50 or turning 50.
gargolito@reddit (OP)
59, and damn you.
MaximumJones@reddit
Why does everyone think the picture on the right is recent? 🤣
ZebraBorgata@reddit
What’s that woman with 3 tits up to?
lapsedPacifist5@reddit
7
stametsprime@reddit
I just laughed out loud in the office. Thanks.
ONROSREPUS@reddit
My guess is they are down to her knee's by now. Sorry.
goldbouillon@reddit
Asking the real questions
MiyagiJunior@reddit
What a glowup!
claytionthecreation@reddit
Her plastic surgeon was excellent lol. She looks great!
hereforthegasoline@reddit
We all are (so old).
The_Wookalar@reddit
Looks like she's had some work done.
xBobaFattx@reddit
I snorted
Mfsmitty@reddit
r/uglyduckling
lapsedPacifist5@reddit
Does she have 5 kids to feed?
BperrHawaii@reddit
Glad to see that her issue cleared up
1blueShoe@reddit
It’s wonderful what they can do with medical surgery nowadays 🤷🏻♀️.
zeydey@reddit
Boy she aged well.
automator3000@reddit
Talk about a glow up!
crabby1701@reddit
Now show the one with the 3 tits.
natelopez53@reddit
This reminds me, I gotta feed my Kuato
warrenao@reddit
As if Kuato would let you forget…
OldBanjoFrog@reddit
Release your mind
RedLily08@reddit
That's really sad buddy. Start planning your funeral yet?
ArthurBea@reddit
Considah thatta divoce!
Junebugvandamme@reddit
I experienced a schizoid embolism at Rekall, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
warmfuzzume@reddit
That’s so interesting, obv she’s beautiful but you can kinda see the resemblance under the makeup even when she was young.
tharesabeveragehere@reddit
I can't believe you used the "m" word here...
Sp4c3D3m0n@reddit
That oxygen on Mars really fixed her up good.
JohnnyDX9@reddit
glad she made it through those awkward teen years.
ApprehensiveTax4010@reddit
She seems to be feeling much better.