Mogged By the King
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Posted by AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 46 comments
b400k513@reddit
I know this is nowhere near the point, but people just say whatever on 4chan and have no idea how stupid they sound. You have no idea what drugs that judge takes or doesn't take. Who the fuck is gonna drug test him?
Optimal_Cause4583@reddit
HOW tf is that the part you find stupid honestly
Judges in general are upstanding people that don't take drugs or engage in dodgy behaviour of any kind
Some obviously do but its very few and a really weird assumption to make
rocknack@reddit
This guy classifies coffee as a drug.
parker2020@reddit
It is… are you stupid?
rocknack@reddit
Get on my level
AHighAchievingAutist@reddit
u/rocknack’s level:
ohmar_s@reddit
We'd have to hit rock bottom before that happens
parker2020@reddit
How many times were you dropped as a child and I’ll replicate that.
Thaihoax@reddit
Actually had a lawyer who told me he’s seen my judge barefoot at a Grateful Dead show. They definitely party.
AsbestosDude@reddit
Awh, you think 4chan has a bar that needs to be met, cute
Dont forget this is the website that basically radicalizes young men and creates nazis.
basilisk_boi2@reddit
What’s ur BMI?
AsbestosDude@reddit
I dont use the Bitch Made indicator.
Ok_Act_5321@reddit
400 pounds
AsbestosDude@reddit
400 pounds if bitchmade is a lot
skull_fucker79@reddit
that gives an idea
SipoteQuixote@reddit
4chan is the website, boards are where the people are. /pol/ is that a wayyy maaaan
poopcockshit@reddit
“Nah bro they’re just funny chill guys for the most part! Tee hee”
AsbestosDude@reddit
"Black pill, tee hee"
BlueLizardSpaceship@reddit
I'm pretty sure sounding stupid is one of the goals
The_salty_swab@reddit
Yeah everyone knows all judges are cokeheads
drwicksy@reddit
I mean cocaine and similar stimulants are rampant in legal professions, so I assume a lot of judges at least have partook in the past.
b400k513@reddit
I know of at least one, because I know who his plug was.
SipoteQuixote@reddit
"You can only be born a chad"
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
What am I missing here?
John_Marston_Forever@reddit
You 'mirin?
ArcticLeopard@reddit
He was born a Chad. The Chad was inside him all along and just needed to be let out
brinz1@reddit
That's the difference between /fit/ and looksmaxxers.
/Fit/ knows that the title Chad is something you reach out and earn. You grow your body by lifting heavy weights and you grow your soul by lifting those around you. We are all gonna gonna make it, we just all have to work
nEwBiEKC@reddit
No gym for your face/height vro
Slick_Rhoads@reddit
There is not a human on earth that wouldn't look better after working out and taking care of themselves
brinz1@reddit
Lift weight and live right, and nothing else matters
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Thanag0r@reddit
Yes, because in other cases you die in you late 20s early 30s.
b400k513@reddit
22 in his case. It's kind of why his notoriety was so remarkable, he was starting to get famous and gone in a blink.
pepitobuenafe@reddit
The right one are deform and look unnatural. I never understod why some men like that anesthetic or think that is something to achieve (only posible with steroids too)
Krapio@reddit
Who cares
latedescent@reddit
These virgins do
Sunifred@reddit
Neither of them mogs the other. I thought that mogging meant outshining someone else so much that you make them look completely inferior. And in this case, neither one is clearly superior.
SoupaMayo@reddit
Idk what shit you are smoking but this judge is an absolute chad
DasToyfel@reddit
Mogging means whatever i am picturing in my mind. For me its "hitting him with a shovel"
skull_fucker79@reddit
clavicular probably cant even rule his own instagram
PrincessYsera@reddit
Someone who has a rotten inner world can never be a chad. Clav is cringe and I wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot pole
Sauelsuesor729@reddit
Why is this normieslop on my fake an gay sub?
tugboatnavy@reddit
no it's still gay. they're arguing over who the most handsome man is but there's so many layers of repression and dumb fuck nuspeak that they can't even feel the dribble down their thigh.
ShiraLillith@reddit
I unfortunately know IRL people who unironically use "looksmaxxing" as a term and I wish I was able to not associate with them.
The only redeeming quality they have is that they shower regularly
vapordaveremix@reddit
It doesn't matter if the judge mogged clav or not. Clav can't unshoot that alligator.
cume_pant@reddit
OP really openly admitting he gives validation to the literally insane pseudoscience that this stupid insecure child pedals to even stupider more insecure children?