Vroom vroom
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Jackyboyad@reddit
How did this of all greentexts make me laugh
crainley@reddit
Honestly got me too somehow
blippie@reddit
BMW - Brainless Moronic Wanker.
Fire2xdxd@reddit
See, posts like this? I like them. Good post.
United_Average_8767@reddit
Engine warning noise
Oliverkahn987@reddit
Bae. Em. Vey.
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
happycabinsong@reddit
airfryerfuntime@reddit
You can also add a line break by ending each line when five spaces.
>be me
>use line break on reddit
>still stupid
HidenTsubameGaeshi@reddit
/>test
/>test
/>test
Ridenberg@reddit
you add a \ before it, so like ">"
>with
happycabinsong@reddit
AlfredKnows@reddit
mw in this case meaning motorischengenwagenomobile
TheGoodSatan666@reddit
BMW actually stands for Bayrische motorenwerke
Mein freund der sonn
KingTheSon@reddit
Actually it stands for "Bring mich Werkstatt"
airfryerfuntime@reddit
BRING MEIN WRENCHEN!
Hypnos_420@reddit
Wrench in German means Schraubenschlüssel jfyi
TheGoodSatan666@reddit
In der werkstadt. Ich "jorke es" gerade. Und mit "es", haha, sagen wir mal. Meinen "Pehnitz"
KingTheSon@reddit
Das Penulinäres Gerät
NervousHovercraft@reddit
It's actually "Bei Mercedes weggeschmissen"
AlfredKnows@reddit
Thanks for the tip
vevolution@reddit
Most Wanted
Ehaeka42069@reddit
Bro we have the same avatar
vevolution@reddit
Dope
GohanStan@reddit
jarvis play nine thou
schumi33510@reddit
This is the best green text I ever saw
AFrenchLondoner@reddit
It's so simple yet so clever.
Your_Moms_Car@reddit
>me bee
RollaRova@reddit
true and gay
Babuger@reddit
Of course that's gay
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
A rare, non-Schizophrenia aligned Greentext lol
bush_killed_epstein@reddit
I once had a nice uber driver named Yurgen who drove a little C class and chatted with me about his many years working at Mercedes and then BMW in Germany before immigrating to the US. Most German coded chad I’ve ever met. Pale as fuck and had a tucked in collared shirt with a belt that worked hard against the force of his formidable beer belly
WTFMEEPONOULTILVL6@reddit
>drive straight
>femboy enters
>drive gay
johnny-tinfoilhand@reddit
wah la
stereoSD@reddit
>open the door
WatIsLasagne@reddit