Hammer: but make it meat

We make a hammer out of meat. Productivity skyrockets and you eated it for lunch

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do people think crazy ideas and dumb ideas are the same thing?

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Its not dumb. You see the hammer IS MADE OF MEAT! Any other questions braniac!?

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Do people think ppinions hold any merit and being rude is the same as being constructive? Food for though, glowie boy

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Finally, a tool that lets me beat the meat and eat the meat

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So... Not quite sure how you came to the conclusion that productivity will sky-rocket

You're going to have a hard time using a hammer made of meat to hammer anything

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Liquid nitrogen would help

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Hammer meat make it tender so you hammer real good (productive) so meat real tender (yummy)

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Genius.

Should have mashed potatoes pliers too.

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Dude you read my freaking mind. Carrot screwdriver