fartmaxxing
Posted by THEElleHell@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Posted by THEElleHell@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Select-Belt-ou812@reddit
naw, yer an amateur... add hard cooked eggs, and sauerkraut, and we'll talk :-)
THEElleHell@reddit (OP)
I have kraut and pickled red onions readily avilable. 🤔
Junesucksatart@reddit
The gas that it would produce probably violates the Geneva Conventions
lambsauce69ramsy@reddit
Stay away from civilization
Select-Belt-ou812@reddit
ah! that will help!
patsyboy321@reddit
It doesn't look that bad. Might be one of those meals that tastes way better than it looks. Wouldn't says no to trying a bite.
skuba-1@reddit
Throw a couple eggs in there and you got something dangerous
FuckYourFavoriteSub@reddit
Add some kimchi or sauerkraut or something then we’ll talk.
Fun fact.. the Pythagoreans believed that when you fart you lose part of your soul. Pythagoras didn’t eat beans cause he also thought it contained souls.
Gives a whole new perspective to “Beans Beans the Musical Fruit.. the more you eat.. the more you toot”.
All those poor souls… and mine.
Extension-Respond289@reddit
bruh this is the ultimate level of chaos lol, my stomach’s hurtin just thinkin about it… respect tho.
Royal_North9481@reddit
Your pepper placement is fuckin tragic
THEElleHell@reddit (OP)
I wamtwd.exavtly 3 bites with hot pepper. It was perfect.
Jluvcoffee@reddit
I was thinking I just had a bean quesadilla and your word is exactly that fartmaxxing that is my new word, thank you
gaping_granny@reddit
Needs sugar-free gummy bears. Diarrhea-maxxing.
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Gas attack
Jogi1811@reddit
Hope you're going to the movies after. 😈
butlerkennedy@reddit
Would made all that into a messy ass bagel sandwich haha
TheNoctuS_93@reddit
Gonna be shartmaxxing a bit later, too...
Successful-Ad6262@reddit
One of my favorite posts of all time is some popular white lady I can’t remember who sitting out to dinner and she had a double order of some type of baked beans and somebody commented “you nasty bitch” I don’t know why but it was so funny. First thing I thought of when I saw this.
THEElleHell@reddit (OP)
oh god please dont think im as nasty as nancy mace!
Successful-Ad6262@reddit
Lmao I just googled Nancy mace baked beans and found the original 😂😂😂😂 thank you so much
SnootyToots8@reddit
What's in the salad?
THEElleHell@reddit (OP)
Those are pan cooked brussell sprouts topped with the Bel Gioso "salad blend" mix of shaved hard cheeses with hotsauce. lol (and they were great!!)
SnootyToots8@reddit
Im eating Brussels and peas right now lol
THEElleHell@reddit (OP)
brussells are a beautiful gift
wavdaily@reddit
Fiber!
imf4rds@reddit
Not shitty to me.