My 38th birthday dinner. The Tuna salad had egg salad mixed in at the bottom
Posted by syphon3980@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Posted by syphon3980@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
coolcootermcgee@reddit
I don’t see any tuna salad
Powerful_Concert9474@reddit
I've been to prison once.
Happy birthday!
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
this is rehab so it's a slight step up lol. Thank you!
YourDadThinksImCool_@reddit
Ohh ok.. you still deserve better tho!
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
I could have ordered some food but I’ve been eating mostly healthy and a pizza or something like that would make me feel so bogged down. This was self inflicted lol but thank you :)
YourDadThinksImCool_@reddit
❤️
Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit
BTDT, and good deal. Keep working it and happy birthday. Your birthday present is that you got a birthday with clarity.
faatbuddha@reddit
Good for you. May your birthdays get ever happier. ❤️
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
Thank you :)
KillerCroc67@reddit
Happy birthday and my condolences because that aint no dinner
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
Im in rehab so I'm not too worried about it lol, and thank you
Airway@reddit
Lucky you have your phone in rehab, at least. I didn't.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
Yeah. It’s the VA so I got lucky
skuba-1@reddit
The hot sauce looks good.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
It’s very good. I highly suggest it
The-Final-Reason@reddit
You could do better… get Libby’s chicken vianna sausages🫡 texture and flavor is much much better. Payne put some hot sauce on it
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
Dollar General.
The-Final-Reason@reddit
I’m heading over there tomorrow for suuuuuuure.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
ooh ill look for Libby's next time. Maybe you can order some? It became my fave go to hot sauce
StrawberryPatchCat@reddit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
elspotto@reddit
Well yeah, but you got Crystal so it’s all good.
That looks like me at the end of every hurricane season eating whatever was going to expire before the next hurricane season.
immmy90@reddit
Happy Birthday!!! Hope it was a satisfying din
KittiesRule1968@reddit
Happy birthday, and awesome snack! I'm headed into the kitchen.
RandomIGN69@reddit
Happy birthday mate! Solid food and hope you'll have better next year.
Fun_Environment3792@reddit
Do you drink the water out the can?
alienkava@reddit
Hot sauce fixes all. Happy Birthday buddy.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
Thanks! And yes 100% it does. I'm not at home for another week with my collection of yummy hot sauces, but Crystals is getting it done in the meantime
alienkava@reddit
Drink lots of water. I know how much sodium is in that tin.
ColoradoCattleCo@reddit
*sending virtual birthday hug*. Go kick some rehab butt
purestsnow@reddit
This is sad. Like what a guy in an 80s movie eats 15 minutes before his life changes forever.
littleclaww@reddit
Happy birthday! I hope this is a thing you're eating because you like it.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
honestly. Kinda. I was looking forward to the vienna sausages, and the snack for tonight was tuna salad, which is also alright, so win! And ty
littleclaww@reddit
Honestly, saltines and hot sauce make everything taste better. Good luck on your recovery and I hope you get to eat something delicious very soon.
Margray@reddit
Happy Birthday! Crystal and Vienna sausage is a time honored tradition in this house. Still, hope the next birthday has better food.
LostSoul46007@reddit
And then I shot myself
THux86@reddit
Crystal brought this up out of the “shitty” category
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
actually, it kinda did. Makes so many things better
krayonic@reddit
I feel bad for anyone in proximity to those farts.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
I have no roomates atm, so someone dodged a bullet
Playful-Artichoke-67@reddit
Happy birthday, I love crystals, cheaper than spring water at times too.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
soo good! and ty
txcreative20@reddit
Happy Birthday! Enjoy home cooked meal .
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
haha, thanks!
Doctor_Saved@reddit
Is the Tuna Salad in the room with us now?
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
No, I locked my door. It can't get in... right?
Ragebaiterlmao@reddit
You gotta fight for your right to party
pilsnerd11@reddit
Nice fucking bonus, the egg salad.
syphon3980@reddit (OP)
not as good as you might think together
IllBowl8728@reddit
Choose your fighter