Anon visits the dentist
Posted by Zednoxs@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Posted by Zednoxs@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 51 comments
Reading_username@reddit
My sister is a dental hygienist. Everywhere we go, she's constantly staring at people's teeth.
Watching TV? Makes comments about people's teeth.
Meeting friends? Gee they've got gum recession
Cashier at the store? Wow they have a lot of plaque.
Waiter at Texas Roadhouse? I REALLY WANT TO CLEAN THEIR TEETH ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY
Dentoids don't do the teeth cleaning, poking, and flossing comments -- it's usually the hygienists.
Has_Shrimp_Dick@reddit
Checks out. One of my friends is a dentist and you’d never know. We met a lady the other day who’s a hygienist and she wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
You know how Uncle Rico coulda won state if coach had put him in and it's all he thinks about? That's a dental hygienist. They know the next step is Dentist and if they just had the chops, they coulda made it.
Has_Shrimp_Dick@reddit
I bet the spit sucker would feel nice in the urethra
CulturedHollow@reddit
an r/sounding enjoyer in the wild
LEERROOOOYYYYY@reddit
💀 Jesus Christ
RissaCrochets@reddit
Bro how many times do I have to tell you to stop hiding gummy bears in your foreskin. That's how you keep getting ants in there.
IHSV1855@reddit
Exactly
b400k513@reddit
It's oddly the same with assistants in Optometry offices.
CarlCarlton@reddit
Sister's a dentist, her comments are mostly about her dysfunctional team and the clinic owner being a greedy fuckup, rather than the patients
GuyNamedWhatever@reddit
My mother was a dental hygienist. Now that’s she’s done with it, we as a family collectively trash everyone that has veneers before 60. It does get better.
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Average dentcel
Marciano_il_Mario@reddit
Fake: Anon goes to the dentist
Gay: Another man stuck something in his mouth
Necroi@reddit
Yall got reccomend for floss. All floss I get ends up slippery and lubed and slips out my hands after like two strokes
RoseOfTheDawn@reddit
waxed floss
Has_Shrimp_Dick@reddit
DrTung’s
arseniobillingham21@reddit
I second this.
mr_dr_personman@reddit
Wrap the long floss around both of your middle fingers, then you can manipulate it with both your thumb and first finger on both hands
Spam4119@reddit
Use more floss and wrap it around your fingers.
HunnyHunbot@reddit
You can use floss picks, they’re easier than regular floss
Necroi@reddit
Yea I use those all the time but my punk dentist said it don’t replace flossing but I’m like why the fick not
Lkkenji@reddit
My guess is that he's the 1 in every 10 dentists
TaintedTruffle@reddit
Lost pics the only time I use the grossful string is after dentist they always give me one for free I use it that it doesn't get away but I hate the stuff
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
Disastrous-Tank-6197@reddit
I floss every day and my gums have never bled at the dentist. I must be weird.
everythingBagel13@reddit
That’s how it’s supposed to be if you floss
REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE@reddit
It’s shocking how personal hygiene isn’t common in the 4chan Reddit community
The_Demolition_Man@reddit
It means you dont have gingivitis like 95% of redditors. Congrats on having actual dental hygiene.
TaintedTruffle@reddit
Welcome to do that at the dentist and then in 2016 I started flossing. The problem magically went away
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
I don’t care if the date is today, I SWEAR TO BATMAN I have seen someone post these words before
g1Razor15@reddit
Every time I'm at the dentist its the same thing
"You brush and floss twice a day"
"Yeah sure"
"Your teeth look ok just floss a little harder"
I actually don't brush or floss twice a day, only once.
TheSunIsOurEnemy@reddit
And imo you don't even really need to floss if you don't eat pork or beef during the day. Chicken and fish aren't tough and fibrous and easily gets unstuck by just brushing.
The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit
It's not the bird of stringy meat that are the problem.
It's minor food particles that work their way below your gum line, calcify, and start to push your gums away from the root + letting infection set in.
Your theory is flat earthet levels of nonsense in the context of dental hygiene.
TheSunIsOurEnemy@reddit
It's a problem for me because I don't like rotting meat stuck in my mouth. And only flossing every other day because I don't eat meat all the time isn't gonna make a difference lol
Honest-Island-8348@reddit
I no one has kissed you, you might have gotten the caries producing bacteria
g1Razor15@reddit
Well good thing I've got no one to kiss
baudmiksen@reddit
Don't want to waste any of those precious tendies
TheCapedMoose@reddit
How many dental hygenists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, but that's only because you're not flossing enough
asscop99@reddit
No joke, dentists often fuck your teeth up intentionally so they can charge you to fix them. I’ve busted a couple in my life by getting second opinions. I sound like an insane prick but these days I always tell them if I have any cavities I’ll be going to another dentist to fill them. And like magic I never have any cavities.
poopdemon64@reddit
Dentist told me I had cavities when I was 16 and I was like "yeah whatever" didn't gaf because I was depressed. Went to a different dentist at 18 and they said: "wow not a single cavity you have great teeth genetics." That mfer was just trying to run my insurance what a pos.
asscop99@reddit
This is exactly how I caught on to this scheme. Couldn’t afford to get a couple cavities filled. Years later told by another dentist that I didn’t have a single cavity. Did my research and found out the dental industry has been accused of this from the very start.
AdamofSnakes@reddit
What country did this happen in?
Cozy_Minty@reddit
They fill them with composite (white) filling instead of amalgam (silver) now, but what they didnt tell you is that composite only lasts 5 to 10 years and amalgam lasts forever. Every tooth with composite filling will eventually need a crown.
joshrod1990@reddit
I floss rarely, yet the dentist never finds any issues with my gums and they POKE the fuck out of them, what does that make me? (I use an electric toothbrush religiously btw)
Giimax@reddit
fyi the thing they poke your gums with is NOT sharp. its a rounded blunt thing. If they used the sharp one you would feel it.
Efficient_Rhubarb_88@reddit
"feeling a little sensitive there." Your literally scraping my gums with a very sharp object. If my gums weren't sensitive before they are now.
TheWolfgirlExpert@reddit
It can be a caused by not flossing, but I have been hooked by the poker and my gum torn once by negligence where they then denied it (despite me being able to feel the loose piece of flesh with my tongue), and the second time it was an accident that was apologized profusely for.
hairyballsinmybutt@reddit
Oh stop crying and just floss you big baby, lol
viperised@reddit
They'll never be happy, you can floss 2, 4, 8, 2,000,000 a day and the hygiene witches will still tell you off. Best to opt out of the system altogether and just swill a glass of vodka every the morning before clocking on as a crane operator at the nuclear factory
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
Sounds like Anon didn't floss
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
Imagine downvoting this gem of a post, only karmaphags engage in that sort of behavior.