Generic “cheddar filled” tots were almost tasteless so I spiced them up.
Posted by the1stmeddlingmage@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Blasted things tasted like American cheese. Spray cheese has more flavor than these things did. Kewpie mayo, mustard, ketchup.
SonSuko@reddit
I’m still looking for those spices
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Maybe the mustard is actually a curry and that red#40 blop is actually a chillie paste. Let explain themselves
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
I was trying to drown out the flavor of America cheese (they were labeled “cheddar” but that was a deception)
Sue_Law_1984@reddit
Hey now...there's a time & place for Merican cheese. Those tots ain't it.
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
When it was first uh..... developed, the dairy industry wanted it to be labeled embalmed cheese. Compled to squash competition obviously but genuinely horrified as well.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
1) mustard is a spice 2) you pinged the same comment twice
SonSuko@reddit
The amount of copium you must generate to declare yellow mustard a spice is egregious. It’s not even Guldens.
HTD-Vintage@reddit
Looks like some dijon or honey mustard or something on there as well, unless that's just pale, expired Cheez Whiz.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
This is r/shittyfoodporn
Yellow mustard sauce is a “shitty” version of the spice mustard
Doesn’t it make sense in a shitty food porn Reddit to use a shitty form of a spice to “spice things up”.
Is getting such a joke really so far beyond the intellectual capacity of a normal redditor or are you just a mentally challenged heathen?
HTD-Vintage@reddit
Mustard seed is a spice.
Mustard is a condiment.
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
Sorry for the multiple pings, reddit is acting stupid right now 😞
ShadowMask87@reddit
Not as stupid as you
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Fun-Mud3861@reddit
Foods that were meant to be violently shoved into one’s own mouth by the quivering fistful get a pass on flavor in my country. Also, American cheese is neither American, nor is it cheese
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
I know that, doesn’t make it taste any better when you’re expecting a completely different flavor 🤬
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Invent your own cheese flavor if you don't like theirs
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
If you bought sweet and sour chicken but it instead tasted like kung pow chicken how happy would you be?
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Honestly im used to being shafted or disappointed. Low expectations are met expectations
callmebigley@reddit
dude, it's fine but don't call it spicy. you're making us white people look bad.
BoomerSoonerFUT@reddit
They didn’t call it spicy. They said they spiced it up.
You sprinkling cayenne on your junk when you say you’re gonna spice up the bedroom?
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
Dude, don’t be pedantic
Main_Mix_7604@reddit
Ketchup as a cooking ingredient makes me retch uncontrollably, it's wrong.
ConstantSond@reddit
still trying to comprehend this
drewshulman22@reddit
Napoleon lemme have some of your tots
i_was_axiom@reddit
Napoleon dressed as Wolverine cuz these are basically pissed on
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit (OP)
I was trying to drown out the flavor of America cheese (they were labeled “cheddar” but that was a deception)
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
You have like six pockets on cargo pants
Griffithead@reddit
Ketchup is bland. Yellow mustard is pretty bland. At least you used Kewpie mayo instead of regular I guess!
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Those look fabulous. Nice job.
JerryMau5@reddit
SonSuko@reddit
I’m still looking for those spices