Anon gets a boner
Posted by Time-Mix3963@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Posted by Time-Mix3963@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 23 comments
namethatsnotused@reddit
How did she know Anon's name if they were trying to rob him?
Fake: Anon got his penis touched by a girl.
Gay: Anon ran off with a boner when he saw a man get out of the car.
shroomigator@reddit
A bigger man at that
Quarterleper@reddit
This might be a shock but anon is not his real name
ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit
Does he know?
(He doesn't know!)
Quarterleper@reddit
Fuck
Wk1360@reddit
The girl was all over him in high school but anon was too busy adding scenes from the boy’s locker room to the spank bank to ever notice.
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
Documenting, quantifying, and collating the bulge sizes of the all the male swim teams. Had a chart at home titled "Fallout Fatmans" to hide it from mom.
winged_owl@reddit
I think that's just called self-preservation instincts
PuffinRub@reddit
Anon misunderstands what body part is used to kick something.
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Honestly, this is always the set up especially if youre like "who the fuck is this chick". "Follow me around the corner, anon. It'll be worth it." Followed my Thyranriq digging through your pockets.
DevilDoge1775@reddit
Thyranriq digging in Anon’s bussy.
WTFMEEPONOULTILVL6@reddit
When i was in university i lived in a place a bit off campus and the one day i noticed 2 guys following me down a long dead end road which i always took home because there was hole in the fence at the end which was a shortcut on my route. When i got close to the dead end they started saying stuff like "hey buddy.." etc, when i got close to the hole i sprinted for it and they started sprinting too and i got through and across the river into the road ahead and looked back at them and laughed seeing them try fit through the hole. Felt good man
Dannosaurous69@reddit
So weird how people who like to manipulate talk to you like that. Infantalizing
WTFMEEPONOULTILVL6@reddit
Yeah this malicious predatory kind of language and tone, pretty awful
Dannosaurous69@reddit
mm-hm
Dannosaurous69@reddit
I got your back
WTFMEEPONOULTILVL6@reddit
This was more of a "hey buddy im about mug you and now im taunting you" i was in south africa, i have 100% confidence i would have either been stabbed or walked away with nothing but hiding my wiener
Dannosaurous69@reddit
taaright buddy
jackocomputerjumper@reddit
Anon dodged a bullet.
M0rgr0m@reddit
Or a potential bisexual awakening, if he misread the situation
AstroBearGaming@reddit
No it was a knife.
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Never bring a knife to a bullet fight
MathematicianNew2770@reddit
Lmfao 😂
Wake up anon