Where's your mustache, Stranger?
Posted by Botosi5150@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 62 comments
I find the Stranger without a mustache uncomfortable and difficult to say.
Electronic_Heat_1581@reddit
Sargeant Major wtf are you talkin' about?
za72@reddit
can you tag this as NSFW??
Chapaquidich@reddit
Feisty-Area-1085@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know
jazzhandpanda@reddit
What are you? A fuckin army ranger now?
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
Ah, you didn't go to college, no, these are Mr. Lebowski's Army Air Cavalry.
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
Children without the necessary means for the necessary means to get a draft deferment.
Alone_Warthog_9583@reddit
And proud we are of all of them
TroughPisser@reddit
E-9s, dude..
Doctor_of_weed@reddit
This is untenable imagery here. Might as well had him wear a rainbow colored afro wig too. He and Tom Selleck both have legendary ‘staches. I cannot unsee this.
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Sam Elliot without a moustache is like the Dude with a shaven head.
solidus0079@reddit
tupperneep@reddit
I’ve always this proves how great an actor he is. Same man who played the Dude also played an evil corporate shill just as well
solidus0079@reddit
And a country-western singer, an alien visitor, a smart aleck computer programmer, and much much more!
I don't believe he's been bad in any single thing. I know a lot of people roll their eyes at depo-babies but he is probably the best one lol
Ask_Black_Phillip333@reddit
He really is an outstanding actor. Remember when he found out about his anti government neighbors and no body would listen to him?!? Man… New shit came to light!!
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
I'm quite fond of Blown Away.
suckercuck@reddit
Both from Marvel movies
BonChance123@reddit
He's not dabbling in pacifism.
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
Far from it
EatLard@reddit
What are you, the fucking weatherman now, Dude?
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Did you find the Stranger in the Alps?
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
What are you, a fuckin fashion critic now?
StarlitePD@reddit
Just one thing, do you have to use so many cuss words?
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
How do you know how many gotdamn cuss words I use.
thenewyorker1@reddit
Pop quiz hotshot: how many films has the Stranger been in without a mustache?
kinkyslc1@reddit
Well, Dude. We just don't know.
Humble_Service_868@reddit
I do know they named him “Kermit” in one of those roles.
thenewyorker1@reddit
Yes! The contender!
Flat_6_Theory@reddit
He was a soldier once. And thorough.
TheTraveller66@reddit
I like your style man, got the whole soldier thing goin on
Third_Most@reddit
You didn't think he was rolling out here naked, did you?
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Uzi!?!?!?
mooreboy76@reddit
Would he-wait-what day is it?
InternationalLaw4170@reddit
That ain’t no Narrator there, son.
RedditGotSoulDoubt@reddit
Unh uhh. I don’t like this
MickeyTettleton@reddit
Custer was a pussy
Ask_Black_Phillip333@reddit
Clean shaven?!? … Fuck. Me.
Winter_Whole2080@reddit
This is ‘Nam. There are no rules..
Ask_Black_Phillip333@reddit
Worthy fucking adversary.
Bucket1984@reddit
Real reactionary.
Huge-Acanthisitta485@reddit
You see? This is what happens. You can't board the Stranger, he gets upset, his hair falls out. Fucking Stranger has fucking papers.
Ask_Black_Phillip333@reddit
Walter if my ex wife asked me to shave The Strangers mustache, while she went to Honolulu with her boyfriend, I’d tell her to go fuck herself.
solidus0079@reddit
Are you going to rent him shoes?!
Huge-Acanthisitta485@reddit
Well I'm not buying him a fucking beer.
kinkyslc1@reddit
CategoryCautious5981@reddit
I like your blue chord dude
TroughPisser@reddit
E-9s, Dude.
MittFel@reddit
jeepster61615@reddit
Prepare to defend yourselves!
p4terfamilias@reddit
He looks like a fuckin' loser.
Additional_Guitar_85@reddit
He's not taking anyone for a proverbial mustache ride.
kinkyslc1@reddit
To use the parlance of our times.
LeicaM6guy@reddit
"And a good day to you, Sergeant Major!"
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
How the fuck kinda day you think it is.
LeicaM6guy@reddit
I didn’t love this movie, but tell me he wasn’t perfect for the role?
Always love me some non-cowboy Sam Elliot. One of may favs will always be The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot.
Like… how the hell do you do a meditation on aging, family and loneliness based around a story like that and do it so well?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your mustache.
2wheelsThx@reddit
Whaddya need that for, Dude?
resjudicata2@reddit
Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
worker_bee_drone@reddit
It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
SmoovyJ@reddit
Is that some kinda miltary thing?
dufflebag7@reddit
Quite possibly the laziest mustache grower in Los Angeles County…which would place him highest in the runnin' for laziest mustache grower worldwide
palabear@reddit
I dabbled in clean shaving, myself. Not in Nam, of course.