Cold Pizza
Posted by tracylane74@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 220 comments
Remember when our parents tricked us into thinking cold pizza for breakfast was amazing when actually it was just a way to get out of making us breakfast in the morning, by re-using a dinner they didn’t make us the night before?
Zestyclose-Fig-563@reddit
Parents made breakfast?
OtterMumzy@reddit
It’s still amazing. Especially when left in the box all night.
AshDenver@reddit
Countertop “cold” is far superior to fridge-cold!
Kershiser22@reddit
My wife is sure that eating countertop pizza the next day will make us sick.
But it never made me sick before I met her.
AshDenver@reddit
She can put her leftovers in the fridge.
Meanwhile, open containers of mayo live in my cupboard. Still here to tell!
IRingTwyce@reddit
Eating cold pizza on the drive up Little Cottonwood Canyon to ski Snowbird on Saturday mornings! Man, I haven't thought about that in years. Great times!
PlantMystic@reddit
I love cold pizza!
w3woody@reddit
I love cold pizza.
If that’s wrong, so be it. Meanwhile my parents would reheat their pizza, which struck young me as weird.
worstnameIeverheard@reddit
…tricked? Cold pizza is the best.
sonic_couth@reddit
Yup, or throw it in the oven at 350 at it’s good as new
Spear_Ritual@reddit
Hot pizza for breakfast sounds disgusting. But cold is awesome!
sonic_couth@reddit
I enjoy both. I’m no heathen! Though I do enjoy cold pizza more with a hangover.
introvertednurse75@reddit
I don't like my pizza cold. My son does. I want mine warmed up.
GarionOrb@reddit
Cold pizza actually is amazing.
Fearless-Trifle-6374@reddit
Cold pizza with peanut butter. Still eat it.
raeadaler@reddit
My favorite is room temperature left over from frozen pizza the night before
zabacam@reddit
Honestly, I still do this to this day - and likely will be doing it again this weekend!
PseudacrisCrucifer@reddit
Just finished yesterday's pizza, cold, like God intended cold pizza to be eaten.
CurrentFew6275@reddit
In the name of the Pepperoni, The sausage, Mariana, and mountains of mozzarella.. Dig in!!
Humbuckerluvr@reddit
This .... All day, this.
Wicket2024@reddit
My parents stopped making us breakfast at a young age. We would eat cereal, instant oatmeal, toast or the like, frozen waffles, maybe fruit. Once in a while they might make some eggs or pancakes, usually on the weekends when everyone had more time. I hadnever eaten cold pizza for breakfast until college.
KrofftSurvivor@reddit
You guys got pizza for breakfast??? We got to go out for pizza once a month and there were no leftovers
TXtogo@reddit
I have a microwave
I’m ready for the new world
cometshoney@reddit
I remember one morning when I was a high school junior, and my sister was a senior. We were eating breakfast. She had a pork chop, and I had manicotti, and we had argued over who was getting what. My mom hadn't made us breakfast since I was in 2nd grade, so we always prayed for leftovers. Pizza, cold or not, would have been delightful.
KrispyAvocado@reddit
Cold pizza remains my very favorite breakfast ever! It was never forced on me- in fact, my mom thought it was a weird choice for breakfast
DialNforNicole@reddit
I actually LOVE cold pizza!!!
PhilosphicalZombie@reddit
Cold pizza always needs some salt. I don't know why...but I think it does.
Apprehensive_Glove_1@reddit
Not gonna argue against an air fryer reheated slice, but cold pizza will always hold a special place in my heart.
Primary-Initiative52@reddit
🎵 "I want cold pizza for breakfast! A warm Coke to wash it down... It's cold pizza for breakfast That keeps this girl so round-around-round! I want cold pizza for breakfast In a pinch cold spaghetti will do! But there's nothing in this world that I like better Than eating cold pizza with you!"🎵
(thank you, thank you...I'll see myself out.)
LadyBertramsPug@reddit
Herman Tarnower would never approve…
powderpoff6@reddit
Thought of this song immediately! Non breakfast foods for breakfast are such a treat
Ambitious_Nomad1@reddit
Shit, one time my older brother was going to eat cold pizza for breakfast in the morning and I had to stop him because it wasn’t cooked…
BeBopBarr@reddit
Cold, warm, hot. Breakfast, lunch, dinner. It's perfect every time.
TheNolaCatLady@reddit
My parents would have never allowed us to eat pizza for breakfast. We had cereal or some type of cooked traditional breakfast food.
DustyBottomsRidesOn@reddit
Well good for you Beaver Cleaver.
DrKlahnsRightHandMan@reddit
I still love cold pizza for breakfast. Any time we have leftover pizza, I have a slice the next morning.
Zakkrazy@reddit
My parents never did it, that was a college thing. No parents around.
RogerClyneIsAGod2@reddit
Sorry fellow fogeys, I will never eat cold pizza because I'm an adult who can afford a microwave &/or an oven & I'm not a fucking street rat.
Seriously, fuck cold pizza.
Also seriously, if you wanna eat it cold with American cheese slapped on it then go for it. I genuinely don't care as long as the piece you serve me is hot.
Guttersnipe77@reddit
Microwaved pizza is the worst. If you need to reheat, chuck it in the air fryer for a few mins.
Forsaken-Owl1720@reddit
Or the oven.
RogerClyneIsAGod2@reddit
Whatever, it's gotta be hot or I'm not eating it. I don't have an air fryer, no room for it but I do occasionally use the oven to reheat pizza. Depends on how hungry I am.
TheJokersChild@reddit
They literally do this in Altoona.
Zesty-B230F@reddit
Cold pizza is ok sometimes. Never had it for breakfast, never suggested by my parents.
stunneddisbelief@reddit
Love cold pizza!
chaosrulz0310@reddit
Sir Pizza I will eat cold all day long most others need to be heated but in a pinch I’ll snack on a cold piece of
TheJokersChild@reddit
So that's what happened to him! Or is it? You left us hanging at the end.
Correct-Condition-99@reddit
Hmm.. i leave about cold pizza and warm beer as a ski bum in the late 80's. Breakfast of first tracks champions.
ghoulishgirl@reddit
Don’t write off cold fried chicken either. That ain’t bad. Yiou should give it a try.
Double_Fisherman6817@reddit
Pizza is nature’s perfect food, good any time of day and either hot or cold. Room temp only if necessary.
ConcertinaTerpsichor@reddit
My favorite breakfast is cold (high-quality) pizza and piping hot espresso.
Vegetable_Loan1627@reddit
Breakfast of champions, right there.
Murderhornet212@reddit
I love cold pizza
PrettyWorn_@reddit
Me too it's the best 😵💫
NaturGirl@reddit
your parents ever made you breakfast??
Crafty-Owl8555@reddit
The 2 Italian bakeries in my hometown made pizza that was awesome hot and cold for breakfast and lunch.... You just haven't had the right pizza cold.
Caloso89@reddit
I'm sorry, what? Cold pizza is elite breakfast.
SQWRLLY1@reddit
Oh, cold pizza for breakfast was definitely the kids' (my brother and I) idea... only my mom would allow it.
Justamom1225@reddit
Air fryer for cold pizza!
small_spider_liker@reddit
If there was cold pizza, there was breakfast (or more likely, lunch). My parents rarely made breakfast ever, and I rarely ate any either, so it wasn’t a cop-out for them.
Pizza was an alternative to the breakfast PBJ I would make for myself on the rare occasion I wanted to eat something in the morning.
TrainingLow9079@reddit
My parents always liked heated pizza....as do I. We always had microwaves and toaster ovens.
kat2211@reddit
Cold pizza is the best. Especially hung over.
kitty-yaya@reddit
I recall eating cold pizza for breakfast the morning after slumber parties. And oddly, the pizza had been left out all night and nobody every got sick from it.
Marino325@reddit
The only way to eat leftover pizza is cold. Otherwise it tastes like bland cardboard.
Plane_Experience_271@reddit
I would have loved cold pizza for breakfast, but we rarely got pizza and with five siblings there was never leftovers.
LawrenceSpiveyR@reddit
Youngest of 4 so can confirm. I'm also GenX and I was at least 10 before we ever got non-Chef Boyardee pizza. It still feels like a nice treat to order out.
_ism_@reddit
Everyone says they love cold pizza and i'm weird for not liking it. But the point is melted cheese. Not solid, cold cheese. I wouldn't have pizza if I wanted solid cold cheese.
ww_adh77@reddit
My mom told me she loved cold pizza, but I never did. I guess I didn't fall for it! LOL
Whiskey461@reddit
I have never been able to stomach cold pizza.
NYCphilliesBlunt@reddit
That we didn’t have. But dad used to make great omelets with leftover Chinese
I-used2B-a-Valkyrie@reddit
I never got pizza at the house or leftovers. I’d have loved cold pizza. But it was either eggs or cream of wheat. Every morning. As a treat I could have a bowl of Total if I was at the grandparents’ though.
gerardkimblefarthing@reddit
Always good poops at the grandparents with their high-fiber lifestyle.
Conscious_Damage8678@reddit
Cold pizza for breakfast is my favorite.
Comfortable_Fly_8368@reddit
Cold pizza is phenomenal.
GrowlingAtTheWorld@reddit
Cold pizza is often better than when it was warm. I have often thought pizza places need be open for breakfast and serve cold pizza.
-NachoBorracho-@reddit
Several years ago I contemplated opening a cold-pizza-only delivery service. The main complication is that (obviously) you could only offer some classic pre-selected topping combinations. Or else custom combos would need to be ordered a day in advance 😂
Apprehensive-Ant2141@reddit
Cold pizza and cold fried chicken are elite.
BlueButtons07@reddit
I love leftover pizza, spaghetti and fried chicken cold....that probably makes me weird.
-NachoBorracho-@reddit
Cold fried chicken is also excellent
tcdaf7929@reddit
I just had a cold piece of leftover fried chicken and a cold piece of pizza….so good!
BlueButtons07@reddit
Why is it so good?!?
tcdaf7929@reddit
Huh? You just said you liked it leftover cold…why is it good for you?
BlueButtons07@reddit
I know...I was agreeing and saying why is the cold leftovers so good ...cause typically that's not how you eat it.
tcdaf7929@reddit
Oh! My bad! Brain fart! LOL! I KNOW…don’t know why but it is!!
LadySlayinem@reddit
My husband buys pizzas and lets them go cold on purpose.... because I made the mistake of reheating my pizza in a large skillet on low with a bit of butter and a lid till the cheese melted and the bottom got crunchy one time in front of him instead of putting it in the microwave.
Do it once and you'll never want it any other way. Fresh pizza is ok but in the pan is way better
kevtay1969@reddit
That’s no lie - here I thought I invented it one day while day drinking. Guess I was wrong. It is really good!
LadySlayinem@reddit
My boss showed me this trick back in 98. It was the one thing I kept to myself for so long because I didn't want to be volunteered to be the permanent pizza cooker. I had a good run
-NachoBorracho-@reddit
Depending of the type of pizza, I like cold pizza just as much as hot pizza. And I think some kinds of pizza are actually better cold!
Mea-fae_Owl73@reddit
Two things can be true at the same time without it being a trick
SpencerVerde@reddit
Get over yourself…You’re mad your parents bought you a pizza? I loved when my Dad ordered pizza for dinner—and I didn’t pay for it or have to do anything and it just magically appeared on the table.
I am not a breakfast eater, nor would my parents think cold pizza is ok to eat. I had to learn that in college.
scottwricketts@reddit
Uh, we ate it for breakfast because we were hungry and it was leftover from playing DND all night.
Spear_Ritual@reddit
Cold pizza is amazing for breakfast. Pepperoni and black olives!
kckitty71@reddit
I don’t think I’ve ever had cold pizza for breakfast when I was a kid. I’ve had it many times for breakfast as an adult.
sherlockjr1@reddit
I suppose the OP is reaching for some latchkey connection.
Sorry mom and dad had to work. Now eat your yummy pizza and shut up
Aggressive-Cod1820@reddit
This has nothing to do with Gen X
HighSeasArchivist@reddit
I prefer cold pizza over hot. Technically room temp is favorite, then refrigerator cold, then hot.
BmanGorilla@reddit
It is amazing. And they got out of making me breakfast when I was 6. I could pour my own cereal…
Cominghome74@reddit
No
Columbia_Guy001@reddit
It was amazing.
gmahoney1976@reddit
Was? IS.
Downtown_Anteater_38@reddit
Cold pizza for breakfast IS amazing
KurtStation68@reddit
I think I discovered cold pizza just from late night with friends. I couldn't bother warming it up, and suddenly revelation of cold/hot pizza, was a complete meal.
NeighborhoodNo4274@reddit
I am currently eating cold leftover pizza for breakfast. I am not scamming myself to get out of making myself breakfast. And my parents never allowed us to eat cold pizza for breakfast. That was a pleasure I didn’t experience until I was an adult.
mltrout715@reddit
My parents didn’t trick me into anything. Cold pizza is amazing for breakfast
Dismal_Estate9829@reddit
You’re weak believing your parents had a scam for everything. Ain’t nothing wrong with eating cold pizza.
medigapguy@reddit
What. Being hungover and in college is what taught me that
slowtreme@reddit
shit, back in those days I'd buy 2 pizzas just to make sure I had cold pizza the next day. Cold pizza is part of the process.
Rahshoe@reddit
Same, my parents never allowed us to have pizza for breakfast. 😢
medigapguy@reddit
I had 2 brothers. When we could afford pizza, we never had any left over
yothisismetrying@reddit
Correct answer
lovelylynda@reddit
We never had leftover pizza to do this. I was a deprived child.
low_flying_aircraft@reddit
Wait... you *don't* think cold pizza is legit amazing?
Even now, if I buy pizza, I am excited to keep some for the next day.
DreamTheaterGuy@reddit
My sister LOVES cold pizza for breakfast.
First-Ad-7960@reddit
Ha. Like my parents would have paid to let me have pizza at home.
Chel_NY@reddit
Uh, no. I wanted the pizza for breakfast. My parents would probably have offered it for lunch or dinner.
sandsonik@reddit
But cold pizza is awesome for breakfast. I didn't need my parents to teach me that, I learned it once I moved out; we never had leftover pizza in my family. And it's not like my parents slaved over the cereal I had for breakfast as a kid. Sounds like you're harboring a lot of anger
HearingDue2119@reddit
I remember and continued the tradition. But I learned from the mistakes of my parents and offered to nuke it also.
PapillionGurl@reddit
I still love cold pizza for breakfast
minor3929@reddit
Tricked us? I don't ever remember my parents making me a hot breakfast except on special occasions. I usually ate cereal while reading the back of the box. So having pizza for breakfast was a nice alternative.
Slipstream_Surfing@reddit
"Remember when ALL 1.4 billion persons born worldwide between 1965-1979 were tricked by our parents into eating a somewhat uncommon food at a meal where it was unusual?"
Designer_Floor7113@reddit
I used to try to hide the left over pizza from my sister after dinner.
I loved cold pizza for breakfast.
ZedArkadia@reddit
Warm beer and cold pizza, the breakfast of champions. No one in my family ever got me pizza, this was a delicacy that I discovered in my 20s from hanging out with drunkards and miscreants.
suburbanplankton@reddit
Cold pizza is a fantastic breakfast food!
Actually, we don't do 'cold' pizza; we do 'room temperature' pizza. The leftover slices get wrapped in foil and left on the countertop.
I know, we're all gonna die of food poisoning...but I've made it to 58 and haven't died once.
BertaRocks@reddit
We use ziplocks instead of foil, but leftover pizza is on the counter until it’s gone. Which is usually Saturday afternoon, lol.
Smittles@reddit
We do the same. Don’t put it in the fridge. Don’t put it in the microwave. If anything, stick it in the toaster oven for a couple minutes, but generally I don’t bother.
PsychoticMessiah@reddit
Cold pizza is perfectly acceptable for breakfast
ONROSREPUS@reddit
I have purposely bought two pizza's before just to have cold breakfast pizza the next day.
bene_gesserit_mitch@reddit
Fuck you, cold pizza is something I taught my parents about. That shit is good.
Intelligent_Call_562@reddit
I wish!
xjeanie@reddit
I love cold pizza. But admit I still rarely eat breakfast. Mom would let me have it if I’d eat something in the morning but I really didn’t want anything. Except for when she’d offer chocolate cake. Yes she’d let me have cake for breakfast from time to time. But then again she loved cakes. lol
Starkville@reddit
We would get two Subway subs (back when it was “Pete’s Subs” and save one for breakfast. Delicious.
ancientastronaut2@reddit
No, my mother never let us eat it for breakfast. But also didn't make us breakfast. We made our own cereal and/or toast.
lobaybliss@reddit
After a night of me bar hopping mom would leave the box on the table with a slice or two so I'd go to bed with something in my stomach to soak up the gin :) Mom ❤️
TopspinLob@reddit
I had cold pizza for breakfast Saturday morning
shell_shocked_today@reddit
But cold pizza for breakfast IS amazing!
niff007@reddit
Your parents got you pizza? That was only at Pizza Hut and only for special occasions. There were no leftovers.
I gave myself cold breakfast pizza once I was in college.
Fritz5678@reddit
Yeah, pizza when I was little was going out to the pizza parlor and there was never leftovers. Delivery wasn't a thing until my late teens. Though, I would never argue about pizza for breakfast. Besides, once I learned how to make my own cereal in the morning, noone ever had to make breakfast for me again. "you're on your own, kid"
snailslimeandbeespit@reddit
For me it was cold pizza in my school lunchbox, but we truly loved it and thought it was the best lunch ever, followed by Campell's tomato soup in a thermos.
JimTheJerseyGuy@reddit
What’s wrong with you? Cold pizza and hot black coffee is the breakfast of champions.
Emotional-Pound4481@reddit
Your parents fed you?
Expensive-Vanilla-16@reddit
I had it backwards, I told my parents cold pizza was breakfast...
YourGuyK@reddit
Cold pizza absolutely makes for a great breakfast. Its just below room temperature pizza that was left out overnight.
p00ki3l0uh00@reddit
I was happy to have breakfast
TaxiLady69@reddit
I had my grandchildren this weekend. My grandson was eating cold pizza for breakfast before I was done brushing my teeth Saturday morning. Cold pizza is a brilliant breakfast food.
BlurryBigfoot74@reddit
I didn't discover cold pizza until I moved out
Formal_Plum_2285@reddit
My parents had a shop downtown, so every Friday from I was 5 to 8, we had dinner at the Italian restaurant across the street. That was enough for me. I rarely even wanted pizza. I wanted spaghetti bolognese. And I poured my own cornflakes and milk
S99B88@reddit
We make pizza every Friday night. And every Saturday morning have cold pizza for breakfast.
Head_Trick_9932@reddit
I actually like cold pizza but it wasn’t for breakfast because my single dad of 5 never cooked lol. We cooked for ourselves and even in our 50’s, we’re still cooking family dinners every weekend. He did give us grocery money so we were all self taught and one went on to be a chef.
TheHrethgir@reddit
Cold pizza for breakfast IS amazing. I'm in my 50s and I'll still rock a cold slice of 'za for brekky if it's in the fridge.
Heretogetthingsdone@reddit
Your parents made you breakfast?!?!
Head_Trick_9932@reddit
Right?!! 😂 We were raised by a single dad of 5 from time I was 3 (I’m the youngest) and he still can’t cook to this day LOL. We made him meals but he did let us do the shopping lol.
tampaforfun@reddit
I made my own breakfast. I can remember about 3 or 4 family breakfasts in my entire life.
Basic_Assumption5311@reddit
You guys got pizza?
InvestigatorJaded261@reddit
Paging Christine Lavin…
biggcb@reddit
No trick
MinusGovernment@reddit
They didn't trick me into anything. I discovered cold pizza on my own.
therealgookachu@reddit
You had pizza left over?
My mother didn’t like pizza.
oboingadoing@reddit
Cold pizza is awesome, as long as it was good pizza to begin with. Chain stuff is usually terrible because the crust turns into hard cardboard.
SoCalChrisW@reddit
I find the opposite. The shittier the pizza was to begin with, the better it is cold. A cold slice of Little Sleazers or Pizza Slut is amazing. A cold slice of that really good wood fired pizza from the local joint, not so much.
oboingadoing@reddit
The crust becomes so gummy and chewy or hard as a rock for chains though. I'm more of a chicago thin crust pizza guy, so that probably makes a difference.
PureOrange7049@reddit
I just ate cold pizza for breakfast this morning. But now I’ve got the heartburn like crazy.
zionzednem@reddit
Cold pizza or cold KFC for breakfast.... Yummy. Mikey definitely likes it.
MediumPlace@reddit
Cold pizza is fantastic. Cold fried chicken and cold smoked ribs are in the mix too
timfinn1972@reddit
I love cold pizza in the morning. With Tabasco.
MediumPlace@reddit
This!
jarhead3088@reddit
Breakfast pizza is the best !
SaltyBlackBroad@reddit
My mom never did this. She never bought pizza. Lucky you.
myleftone@reddit
Cold pizza for breakfast is amazing, and I taught my kids that too. There are few breakfasts we could make that would beat it.
Phobos1982@reddit
My parent never made breakfast for me. We certainly never had cold pizza in the morning.
Hey-buuuddy@reddit
Cold pizza for breakfast is excellent when the pizza is from Connecticut
LeisurelyHyacinth246@reddit
My parents never gave me cold pizza. I didn’t learn about cold pizza for breakfast until I was already an adult.
Fritzo2162@reddit
I...have no memory of this. In fact, I'm pretty sure my mom would have had a heart attack if we attempted to eat pizza for breakfast in any form.
CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit
My parents never did this. Breakfast was whatever I found to eat before school. If there was pizza available, then that was a rare bonus.
Apprehensive_Net_829@reddit
Yum. I love cold pizza.
MarquesTreasures@reddit
Trick? I literally did this yesterday.
CrankyDoo@reddit
You must be a later genx. The concept of pizza for breakfast would have been unimaginable and incredibly strange for my parents. Heck, they wouldn’t even give us sweetened cereal. There’s no way they were going to give us pizza.
Lumpy-Artist-6996@reddit
I'm OG Gen X. My parents got Round Table pizza every Friday night and I ate leftover pizza every Saturday morning while watching cartoons.
pythongee@reddit
My Dad took us to Round Table every Friday as well. A large pepperoni and a pitcher of soda. One of my favorite Dad memories. Whenever I'm on the west coast I get it and it takes me back to those Friday nights so long ago.
Hotspiceteahoneybee@reddit
This opinion is false. 😂 My mom made me eat healthy breakfasts and if I got to sneak cold pizza back then - and even now!- I was thrilled.
Piscivore_67@reddit
Cold pizza is amazing.
giantstrider@reddit
pizza and sex are exactly the same. even when it's bad it's still pretty good
dirtygreysocks@reddit
I hate cold pizza. My 21 year old daughter loves it, and I never tried to talk her into it.
dis690640450cc@reddit
Cold pizza is almost as good as hot pizza but is eclipsed by cold fried chicken.
Doordasheasthartford@reddit
I love cold pizza
Miserable-Pudding-64@reddit
I wish. I didn’t discover the magic of cold pizza gut breakfast until college.
Netsirk_queen@reddit
Wait, what? Cold pizza was fancy supper for special occasions, followed the next morning by fancy breakfast... but only for the grown ups. (Kinda like when mama and daddy ate steak the kids ate hot dogs.)
Pass the jumbo bag of puffed rice. And take it outside. Nobody was making breakfast for us kids.
No-Profession422@reddit
It still is amazing. Had two cold slices Saturday morning.
Fearless_Street5231@reddit
I love cold pizza, I will die on this hill. And my parents didn’t serve it for breakfast, it would be lunch the next day, I had to go to college to eat cold pizza for breakfast
Dead_Inside50@reddit
Uh....cold pizza is amazing.
Ray_The_Engineer@reddit
We never did cold pizza for breakfast; it was either cereal or Carnation Instant Breakfast drink.
67alecto@reddit
Was actually the football coach that encouraged us.
Something about it being a complete option with protein, veggies, carbs or something like that.
I mean we were delirious doing two-a-days and counting the minutes until the next water break...
actualelainebenes@reddit
Nope, I can’t do cold pizza…however, hot pizza with cold cheese on top is amazing
Narrow-Scientist9178@reddit
I remember, because I ordered pizza Friday and had cold pizza for breakfast Sat./Sun. And it was awesome. Tell you what, I’ll make you a bowl of soggy processed corn & sugar and you can give me all of the cold pizza.
Happilyplayingdirty@reddit
ExtraAd7611@reddit
This is something I never got to do until I was liberated from the healthonormative rules imposed by my parents.
krebstorm@reddit
I will snack on cold pizza while waiting for my pizza to retreat.
CycleSailSoccer@reddit
Shut your mouth! It IS amazing.
itaintme1x2x3x@reddit
You should be lucky you got anything I often didn't
DPax_23@reddit
Cold pizza for breakfast is good tho.
delldarlin@reddit
My predilection for cold leftovers has less to do with parentals than it does ADHD.
mckenner1122@reddit
Try out your shitty standup somewhere else. Cold pizza is excellent grab and go brekkie.
ExtraAd7611@reddit
I've thought of doing some shitty standup in a club using material exclusively sourced from this subreddit.
7eregrine@reddit
Remember? I still do that to my kid.
Currency-Substantial@reddit
Nope
Notyerdaddy@reddit
I still love a slice of cold pizza with a hot cup of coffee in the morning.
LayerNo3634@reddit
Never was a fan of cold pizza. Throw it in the oven for a few minutes is so much better.
crashin70@reddit
I'll take that cold pizza in a heartbeat
recovery_room@reddit
Put the cold pizza in the air fryer for a few minutes. No one can convince me that cold pizza is better than warm, crispy crust pizza.
RedKGB@reddit
You had parents?
Uncle_Brewster@reddit
My parents didn’t feed me breakfast. My mom left for work around 7:00 am. My dad never fed us anything. I’m 100% not complaining. My parents were awesome. I just did my own breakfast.
I can’t imagine I ate cold pizza. Just had cereal or toast with peanut butter.
Fishyprediction@reddit
Cold pizza and warm beer, college was awesome.
KiltOfDoom@reddit
I almost prefer cold pizza because of this MKultra programming 🤣
NvGable@reddit
My parents never let me have any pizza for breakfast, hot or cold. It was only something I did as an adult, just because they wouldn't let me.
AlltheFerns@reddit
Same. Now my kids judge me for it. Losers.
EmotionalVegetable48@reddit
Ya and I love it now. The prime best part was when we got to being cold pizza in our school lunch.
Pizza was mom & pop, and good Pizza Hutt were the likely candidates
Old_Goat_Ninja@reddit
I just ate cold pizza for breakfast yesterday. Call it what you want, see it however you want to see it, but it was delicious and quick and easy. 10/10 would recommend.
automator3000@reddit
You don’t like cold pizza?
Hey, just because you’re hung up on breakfast consisting only of certain foods doesn’t make you right. Stop whining about your parents feeding you.
JustRudy45@reddit
Not a trick. Last night pizza is the best ever. It doesn't matter if it is reheated or eaten at room temperature from the box that was left out all night. Best Breakfast Ever.
chdude3@reddit
Ain't nothing wrong with cold pizza, breakfast or otherwise.
modi123_1@reddit
You phrase that like it was a bad thing.
poetrygrenade@reddit
Cold pizza is absolutely delicious for breakfast.