My breakfast
Posted by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 224 comments
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Posted by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 224 comments
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tnandrick@reddit
Peanut butter and keep?
penguinReloaded@reddit
Is that weed and peanut butter?
Bloodless-Cut@reddit
Cool. Spread on crackers?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
i'm on a diet /jk
myinquisitiveself@reddit
put it on graham crackers
AdministrativeEnd168@reddit
Doody in two consistencies
EsotericCrawlSpace@reddit
Does this ease the pain of what you’ve done and seen?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
yes
EsotericCrawlSpace@reddit
I am happy for you then.
squirrel_bro@reddit
peanut butter and cumin? biscuit crumbs?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
it's weed
😞
squirrel_bro@reddit
lol enjoy your breakfast!
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks
it's over 2500 mg thc.
last week i did the same thing with a similar amount of weed and i was stoned for 3 days.
NoStupidQsExist@reddit
you just eat kief straight?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
but decarbed in the oven
yeah i do
DrFaustPhD@reddit
Ha, my first thought opening this thread "is that just peanut butter and...weed? I hope they at least decarbed it..."
Anyhow, r/stonerfood will respect this
Mr-_-Soandso@reddit
Yeah my first thought was peanut butter and keef? Wow it really is! Shits useless if you just eat it. But OP delivered! Friggin wild amount! I eat a lot everyday while landscaping and my tolerance is high, but I max out at a few hundred at a time at home. At that point you should have just taken mushrooms. Can be hard to stay awake and feels like a waste.
Fluffy_Load297@reddit
Pb&Kief new sandwich phenomenon.
Surply_slurp@reddit
wtf i cant even take half a teaspoon and you take tablespoons, how‘d you feel after that? like how was the peak was it good or too much?
-Pelvis-@reddit
OP probably has very high tolerance from years of high dosages like this. Enjoy your lower tolerance while is lasts and respect your own limits. Being extremely high isn't usually very fun, I've overdone it a couple times and I have some regrets.
Surply_slurp@reddit
yeah i dont mind my low tolerance it keeps it pretty cheap haha maybe its less than it looks but damn it would send me to the hospital. Yeah eating too much is one of the worst things that can happen i feel you
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
it's been a few hours since i ate it and i feel 10/10. my chronic pain is almost completely mitigated. i feel groovy.
danceswithdangerr@reddit
How long did you decarb I wanna try this. What exactly do I do? Ground it first? Just place on a baking sheet? I can’t smoke anymore but the pain has me bedridden I need to try this please reply 🙏🙏
-Pelvis-@reddit
TySly5v@reddit
Hell yeah
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks
farklenator@reddit
What the fuck bro that’s crazy lol I’ve had an eighth raw before when it was illegal and I got stopped it was so hard to do
xxxxx420xxxxx@reddit
Cheech and Chong style?? OMG
creatyvechaos@reddit
It's called a firecracker, OP just skipped the cracker part of it. Decarbed weed (either by dry vaping or decarbing it in the oven) activates all the goodies that get you high, and you can either eat it straight up or add it to things (like pot brownies.) The high usually lasts longer. Decarbing in the oven is noob behavior so hopefully OP dry vaped it before eating. Double dip that high
eloquentcode@reddit
Decarbing in the oven is not "noob behavior", some of us aren't crazy about vaping and strictly prefer edibles only or edibles and joints. Not decarbing at all or adding the flower ground directly to edibles is noob behavior.
I prefer to use my low grade hash from making bubble hash to make edibles. First I will decarb in the oven for 25 mins at 250 F, then I either infuse it into high quality Irish butter or coconut oil, then put it through a fine strainer before adding it to whatever recipe.
This is the way you get the best tasting edibles with good potency. It adds a nice hash taste to whatever you are making but it isn't overpowering as far as taste goes and you get good potency if you do it right, albeit a lot of work.
The way OP did it doesn't taste all that great, but it is quick and does the job.
creatyvechaos@reddit
Me when the obvious joke flies over my head
farklenator@reddit
Yeah I’ve had a fire cracker lol he made it sound like he was just eating a spoonful lmao
-Pelvis-@reddit
Littering and...???
grimes-synth@reddit
that’s so fucking nasty bruh lmaoooo
i-recycle-pubi-hair@reddit
That’s my lazy man’s weed cookies, just described keif/bud with peanut butter and downed with milk
ET_Prone_Bone@reddit
The highest I have ever been in my life was off a 2 gram firecracker. I had to call out of work the next morning. I could NOT function lmao
roughczech@reddit
Have a safe flight Space Traveler
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks.
spoookytree@reddit
I dunno either so I upvoted XD
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks fren
spoookytree@reddit
I have bad chronic pain too :( I need a tolerance break desperately because I over did it but I can’t stop because it helps JUST enough to take edge off that I can’t stop! :(
creatyvechaos@reddit
Knock yourself down into some CBD or CBG dominate edibles if you can. Trust me, your tolerance will decrease (albeit steadily) and the pain will stay dormant.
spoookytree@reddit
Thanks! I’ll have to give this a try
actualhumannotspider@reddit
You might try r/askdocs for a second opinion.
-Gadaffi-Duck-@reddit
Hit me up if you want some great recipes. I'm a chef with fibromyalgia and I can get my dealer so baked he wakes up with stone over.
Syephous@reddit
See you, space cowboy
squirrel_bro@reddit
damn that sounds like a lot! look after yourself friend!
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
i have bad chronic pain so this provides immense relief. thanks.
ShadowMask87@reddit
Is it diabetes related chronic pain?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
no
Ok_Orchid7131@reddit
I was like, that’s weed isn’t it, LOL. I hope you planned your day accordingly!
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
yeah i'll just be chilling
MrD3a7h@reddit
You're a hero. Enjoy
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks
Working-Fig5566@reddit
You are a hero, sir. 🙏
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks
whatthefrelll@reddit
Homie you'll have no choice but to chill
Middle-Albatross1286@reddit
Username checks out.
TheComplimentarian@reddit
mf's going to have the driest mouth imaginable.
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
I can hear the sound of their tongue smacking the roof of their mouth 😂
TableSalte@reddit
Over and over and over 😆
ArcticSkyWatcher64N@reddit
That's some dirt looking weed.
Baron-Von-Mothman@reddit
I fucking knew it lol I was like this mf eating peanut butter and keef? What kinda trailer park spent the lot and food money on the weed man is this shit
DescriptionFancy420@reddit
Girl my own high ass thought that was pork floss
xxxxx420xxxxx@reddit
I was going to jokingly say kief, but... no joke!!
Geznak@reddit
Yeah, I said "peanut butter and... kief?"
ConstantConfusion123@reddit
Here I'm thinking it's lung slices and cat food.
WhatAcheHunt@reddit
Shove it all into a Kong. You'll still get high AND you'll be entertained for hours.
hooghs@reddit
Decarboxylated?
mattlovestacos23@reddit
But why is it in the peanut butter?
mattimattlove111@reddit
ADD ground coacoa and honey....
Partyslayer@reddit
That's a what we call "bammer" weed.
20191995@reddit
Nice
Evening_Froyo_7506@reddit
That's what I thought! ☺️
anxietysiesta@reddit
peanut butter and termite poop
hstormsteph@reddit
Peanut butter and termite frass
jsamuraij@reddit
Potter's clay and sand
GooseGosselin@reddit
Brown sugar I would hope.
Ancient_Hope7511@reddit
What the fuck is that
midnighthoneysticks@reddit
My dealer in college sold us edibles that were sugar coated graham crackers with peanut butter and weed in the middle... you’re just one step away from deliciousness bud (and i miss those so bad. legal weed could never)
SlyRax420@reddit
Shady_Scientist@reddit
it's WEED? Is that a joke or serious? Do people just eat weed? Am I like, missing something here?
I thought maybe it was bran powder or something, that makes sense in my mind, peanut butter is high calorie fat and protein, but that might not have enough fiber so add bran, but it's WEED?
DO PEOPLE EAT WEED? I need to get out of hte house more, geez
sarahmegatron@reddit
I guess lazy people might, I guess, and the high fat in the peanut butter will kick it in faster, so I’d guess he’s lazy and on a mission and hates enjoying things
Shady_Scientist@reddit
Seriously, he could be having scrambled eggs with cheese and bacon if he wanted fat
pyewhackette@reddit
Just a half pound of pbutter and decarb- absolute fucking menace
Sasarah1@reddit
I thought those were slabs of pork from the thumbnail
KalaiProvenheim@reddit
Pb and weed, yum
Potential_Minute1496@reddit
Im in, if thats weed, im in
blaq_marketeer@reddit
No bread? No crackers? Just raw dogging the mush Gerber style?
TaylorWK@reddit
Grass clippings and peanut butter?
freakmeout123@reddit
figure out what’s that?
JunoSaurixy@reddit
Peanut butter and whatever I found in my grinder ?
hammer_smashed_chris@reddit
You know you can eat healthy while using spices and cooking techniques, right? This reminds me of the boiled chicken and rice gym bros swear they have to eat. You can grill the chicken and season it all, seasoning does not ruin your macros, you absolute caveman. And I mean that as an insult.
CaptainAmerisloth@reddit
These look like cows grazing at the beach
AechB@reddit
blue_moon1122@reddit
wait that's like ¼ cup of peanut butter and looking like about 3g of kief
that's at least 1500mg of THC for breakfast????? friend?? I take like 20 on a bad day holy fuck
dreamibunni@reddit
oh youre trying to get High high, okay.
PalladiumPython@reddit
I would upvote if you told us whatever the fuck this is.
BakedTerra@reddit
The fact there was a reeses ad on this post is infinitely amusing.
AmandaFawn@reddit
Great, now I want peanut butter
Mockturtle22@reddit
So pb and weed
Party_Building1898@reddit
How do you eat weed?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
with some sort of fatty food. fatty food helps with absorption. and you have to decarb the weed first in the oven. 220°F for 40 minutes does it.
Party_Building1898@reddit
Thank you so much I have awful pain daily and want to see if this would help worried it won't As I have a colostomy bag and gummy's quit working after that surgery
Raging_nerdon@reddit
I use a dry herb vape(ball vape) to vape my herb. Cleaner, more efficient, and I don't have a cough. It really helps with my pain and near constant nauseau. Let me know if you have any questions.
Party_Building1898@reddit
Ball vape ? Commonly found at a vape store? How does vape work do you use fire
Raging_nerdon@reddit
Most are ordered online. No fire, but yes high heat. They work by heating usually ruby balls inside of a cylinder with small vents on both ends wrapped with a heating coil.
You place it over your bowl, and when you breathe in you pull air through to heat it up, through your herb, and it vaporizes all the goodies without any combustion. No smoke, just vapor. Way more efficient extraction too so you use a ton less.
Check out r/vaporents its a bit of a rabbit hole.
Party_Building1898@reddit
Tysm
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
yeah i have chronic pain too and it helps me
good luck fren
Party_Building1898@reddit
Does it depend on a working intestine/colon ? I'm trying to look it up no sense in wasting the money to try
astrithr81@reddit
Nah most thc absorption happens in the small intestine, not the colon, and then it's processed by the liver. I have Crohn's disease & never had a problem with edibles working!
Raging_nerdon@reddit
Have you tried RSO?
potliquorz@reddit
Mouth usually.
Party_Building1898@reddit
Ok why put it in the oven What's decarbonize how's it done
hlarsenart@reddit
Is that kief?
Sea_Structure_8692@reddit
Glad I’m not the only one
irloat@reddit
Beef and peanut butter?
RobertSaccamano@reddit
Yeah, right. Get this nonsense outta here plz
purestsnow@reddit
What is that? Peanut butter and curry powder?
Wizzle_Pizzle_420@reddit
Freeze dried cat poop and vegan chicken breasts
Doppelthedh@reddit
Gonna need a gallon of water to get that spackle and wood fill down
studmuffffffin@reddit
It’s like shpackle on my bowels.
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks for your post you made me laugh out loud.
ConsciousBenefit87@reddit
OP must've gotten so sick from eating spackle and wood fill that they forgot they're OP! /j
Prestigious_Pay2759@reddit
man’s having firecrackers for breakfast 😎
PlantRoomForHire@reddit
That takes me back big time. I used Nutella instead and my farts smelled like straight GAS.
ihopethisworksfornow@reddit
Legit just looks like peanut butter and hash lmao
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
Scared-The-Ghost@reddit
r/poopfromabutt for sure!
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
Protein
Slow_Mention9828@reddit
Are you eating weed
RealNPCDuude@reddit
Come on man, making canna butter isnt that hard. Would go well with peanut butter on bread.
False_Salamander@reddit
Kief and nutella??? Alright…
Trainman9992@reddit
Chocolate ice cream and ground coffee?
caelum_daemon@reddit
Did you at least put it on bread? Damn
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
no. 15 grams of weed on bread is too much for the bread to handle.
caelum_daemon@reddit
Idk I would have mixed it with the peanut butter and made a PB&J but whatever launches your rocket. Enjoy.
MagCatRed@reddit
15 grams of weed? Is it flower or keef? How much is weed by you? That would be like $150 in my area
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
I can get weed for $1.50/gram. I live in Canada.
PaulMcIcedTea@reddit
Holy shit. Is it really that cheap over there? It's sorta legal in Germany, but prices haven't really come down much.
caelum_daemon@reddit
That's super cheap. I'm in US and best I found is 7g shake for ~$20
potliquorz@reddit
It's not hard to grow with the tents and then you have more than you can use. Just takes a little effort and time.
MagCatRed@reddit
True. I probably should have looked into growing my own years ago.
potliquorz@reddit
The technology now is amazing, it used to be way different, plus you have all the info you need, before Internet you figured it out or had someone show you.
elgiov@reddit
U do understand that thc has no effect if not extracted at certain temps, right?
PaulMcIcedTea@reddit
Lecker feine Leberwurst
Bubbly_Promotion_875@reddit
Your coat is gonna be so shiny and healthy
WJSpade@reddit
I was like, that’s weed.
Nah… gotta be brown sugar.
Wait… is that carne seca?
Nope… that’s weed.
Few-Ruin-742@reddit
Hash+PB?!
Oh.. that’s a party, bud
Kile1047@reddit
peanut butter and weed, not my first choice but i dig it
Boba_Fett_is_Senpai@reddit
straight /r/stonerfood
GothicHippie99@reddit
Except for this is a stolen post
CosmicEntrails@reddit
I also love eating butter with raw kief
Professional-Tear338@reddit
That's like a thousand calories
Scoopie@reddit
Is that shit from a butt?
Leonardo10inchy-@reddit
I’m going to guess that this is somewhere in the UK? The only way I’ve ever seen something of that texture served like that is from that pie, potatoes and that green looking sauce.
ninjasaiyan777@reddit
PB and Hash?
TraditionPhysical603@reddit
What even is that Hempstead powder and Nutella?
gillerz100@reddit
are you a dog that’s getting put down soon?
ConstantSond@reddit
gonna needs loads of water for this
wondering_spider_@reddit
Is that kief lmao
Ok_Permit_3593@reddit
Somehow i knew right away it was weed
LMikeyy@reddit
Sawdust and plumbers putty ahh breakfast
sjosaben@reddit
Why would you plate it? Eat it out of the jar with your fingers while crying like a real man
free_refil@reddit
ABV and PB, if only ya had some bread to slap it between
Moonscorched_Mommy@reddit
PB&S Peanut butter and sand
Blitzcon555@reddit
Clay?
nerghoul@reddit
So this is how I find out my cat has a Reddit account
VisionAri_VA@reddit
Peanut butter and potting soil?
WackyToastyWolf@reddit
Dang I wanna do this 👀
TurboKid513@reddit
Peanut butter and hash?
052801@reddit
mmmm yes a plate of sphinctered spickle spackle
No_Protection7259@reddit
Is this dabs and keif?
rocksRocksRockrockss@reddit
Avb + peanut butter? Breakfast of champions
Cosmic_Voidess@reddit
Clay and some dirt. OP, are you a worm?
Lucariowolf2196@reddit
Peanut butter by itself can be a little hard to eat, hope you had something to help drag it down
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
coffee
Elderchicken948@reddit
Did you decarb it first?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
yes of course 230°F for 40 minutes
heqra@reddit
what is decarbed bud and is that pb?
potliquorz@reddit
You have to heat it before it's useful. Burning, cooking, vaping, etc.
heqra@reddit
so eating it wouldnt work like op is doing?
eggelemental@reddit
decarbing it IS heating it, decarbing is what makes it work when you eat it
heqra@reddit
that makes more sense, thanks.
Pndrizzy@reddit
why not just eat a fuckin gummy
redefine_refine@reddit
Dude, you're supposed to take the photo of the meal before you shit it out.
Crude_Walrus@reddit
mmmm i love my clay and sawdust
KrayzieBone187@reddit
Peanut butter and dank kief?
blanksix@reddit
Damn, dude. I bet your next meal will taste spectacular. When you're exploring space like this, what sort of foods do you normally reach for? Just curious
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
i'm on a diet. i started 13 weeks ago. in 13 weeks i lost 18 lbs.
i don't eat much food anymore.
tonight i will probably have 4 scrambled eggs on 4 pieces of bread. 2 egg sandwiches.
and that's it for today.
tomorrow i will probably have a frozen pizza for breakfast
Pndrizzy@reddit
there is no way that much peanut butter is good for you, it's so much oil
"i'm on a diet" while eating peanut butter and frozen pizza is certainly a choice lol but hey man, we've all been there
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
well i'm losing weight. i'm just eating a deficit from my TDEE every day and it's working.
Ceepeenc@reddit
Peanut butter is very high in calories. Had to go on a weight gain diet, doctor said eat lots of peanut butter, you’ll gain weight in no time.
blanksix@reddit
It's protein and calories that, if you're doing this earlier in the day rather than later, is probably helping your metabolism overall. Congrats on the weight loss! I need to do the same, but man, diets suck. I'd recommend (if you aren't already) adding a lot of fiber in gradually and take a decent vitamin and drink a good amount of water on top of this. Metamucil tastes like tang and is thick, but if you aren't getting a lot of fiber it'll help a lot. Just ramp up on it.
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
i take metamucil pills every day.
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Gotta love an American classic like peanut butter and shitty weed.
Micalas@reddit
Hmm... https://imgur.com/a/8S5wc7t
spicywingydingy@reddit
This makes me sad.
Yto_Itinen@reddit
Fallout vaults probably had better meals
RedOneHitter@reddit
This is just a pb butthole
Adr_LDN@reddit
Mmm, delicious smears and dust.
Glad_Classroom3886@reddit
What am I looking at?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
weed and peanut butter
Glad_Classroom3886@reddit
Ah so a balanced breakfast. Nice.
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
thanks
Torus_was_taken@reddit
I thought you were eating clay for a second
imaflyer@reddit
Bro ur gonna need so much water
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
i'm drinking coffee
eggelemental@reddit
as a fellow chronic pain sufferer, your pain is gonna get worse if you’re not drinking water and eating regularly.
imaflyer@reddit
chud_rs@reddit
You depressed?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
No I have really bad chronic pain. I'm disabled.
AtlasThePittie@reddit
Hell yeah! If you can find it. Macadamia Nut Butter is around 76% fat.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
That has to be at least an entire jar of peanut butter. Why even bother plating it?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
no, it's only a 1/3rd of a jar
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
A really big jar?
MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit (OP)
no it's like the normal size jar.
ElkSad9855@reddit
Your responses have been so fun to read. I hope your chronic pain is curable or something man. I want you to be pain free, from the bottom of my soul
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Peanut butter and hashish?
2Braincell2Furious@reddit
Greek yogurt makes decarbed bud go down soooo easy. Just slides down your throat like Popeyes.
WoopzEh@reddit
I commented in the weed sub. It still looks like out of date pork chops from a distance.
third-knight@reddit
I was gonna say enjoy your peanut butter & weed but OP already tells us it is 😂😂
amdus_guy@reddit
bro is a prisoner in narkina 5
discerningpervert@reddit
My dog just barfed.