Anon lies about his height

Does your state measure you when you get your license? I just filled out a form and could list my height and weight on it, if I listed something absolutely preposterous maybe they'd call me on it but I'm pretty sure you could squeeze 3 inches or so of lying either way.

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GathererServentGrunt@reddit

Cute looking cat.

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thenoobbob@reddit (OP)

This man gets it. Havent even read the text because of cat.

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Dr_Axton@reddit

Fake: the height OP tells to everyone
Gay: the plot

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Current_Database_728@reddit

Fake: real Gay: gay

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Wernekinho@reddit

I genuinely don't get the height thing in the US, why the fuck you care about a loved one height?

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Sifl-and-Olly@reddit

OOP rn

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enter_yourname@reddit

I feel like most guys add an inch or two to their claimed height. I'm exactly 6' and that's what I claim, yet I know guys who are the same height or only slightly taller and claim 6'2"-6'4"

I once talked to a friend of a friend who vehemently claimed to be 6'3" despite being about 5'11" on a good day

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Lunndonbridge@reddit

My best friend claims to be 6 foot. I’m 5’10.75” and easily two inches taller. I definitely claim 5’11”. Shoes make me not a fibber.

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Imperator_Aetius@reddit

I personally have no idea how tall I am. Doctor's office has measured me everywhere from 6' 3/4" to 6'3". I just say 'about 6'2"' to split the difference because I honestly have no idea.

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Corazon95@reddit

r/foundsatan

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MrBingly@reddit

I'd laugh and just say I'm 5'5" and let the girls go crazy questioning their own height

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afvcommander@reddit

So you either have tape measure from Temu or do not know how to use it.

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Soiboi_Sugoiboi@reddit

Im 6"5 and tell people im 6" just to bother them

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yasth@reddit

Say "Almost 6 feet" a bit resignedly, it breaks people.

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EU-National@reddit

It's not even a lie, lmfao!

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Soiboi_Sugoiboi@reddit

Lmaoooo good idea!

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Traditional_Ad6669@reddit

Hehe I do this

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

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HowAboutNitricOxide@reddit

Skeletor’s left arm long AF

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FickleConcentration@reddit

He’s a skeleton, it’s just detached.

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llamaz314@reddit

Based and gay.

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stromyoloing@reddit

Funny how a 5’ woman won’t believe the guy when he’s already more than a head taller.

Oh no! You’re so short! You don’t deserve me

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enter_yourname@reddit

You know if you talk to women in the real world, most of them aren't like that right? Oh wait, sorry, how would you know?

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Connect_Ad_3361@reddit

I have done this

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baz4k6z@reddit

Anon tells that to every woman he meets, which is zero

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Defiant-Silver9593@reddit

I knew a 5 11 girl who did the same to boys

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charmys_@reddit

So gay its straight and based

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wellreadwhore@reddit

I do the same thing

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Moon__Destroyer@reddit

For me personally this has to be a top 3 greentext

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DoJ-Mole@reddit

Reminds me of a recent time on a train, bunch of broccoli zoomers a few years younger than me sat nearby, as I’m getting off one of them asks me how tall I am, I say 6”3 which is already rounded up as I’m in between. The guy’s face drops and he says ‘nah you’re taller than me’ 💀bruh was lying multiple inches above

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YellingAtClouds234@reddit

>be me, 6'5"
>tell people my actual height when they ask
>standing next to this guy will make women believe 4 inches are 7 inches

You never know when heroism comes calling, but I will answer

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