What is this boat model. 36 feet long, Yanmar diesel.
Posted by heazl@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 103 comments
Posted by heazl@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 103 comments
SweetSeaCaramel@reddit
Those windows are big! I wonder how is the headroom ?
SweetSeaCaramel@reddit
I'll put it this way: the rule is that the last onboard is now considered the owner of this and require by law to remove it.
That sound enticing to you?
we-otta-be@reddit
That there is a Biohazard 30
SweetSeaCaramel@reddit
36
notquiteworking@reddit
OP has a lung infection now…
Proof-Cut1363@reddit
Hantavirus 2: Island boogaloo
doyu@reddit
I could have sworn it was a NextPandemic 32.
tcrex2525@reddit
To quote an old movie: “the only thing holding her together is the bird droppings, sir.”
Agreeable-Spot-7376@reddit
Pictures you can smell
throwleboomerang@reddit
I’ve seen that one before, I think it’s a European design. MoneyPit 36 by the looks of it.
comrade_donkey@reddit
yeahnoe dirtyone
Crazy_Wild_Optimist@reddit
Eez no dirty-one. Eez dirty sex , he say.
SweetSeaCaramel@reddit
Actually works.
Gahouf@reddit
I see what you did there. Very clever. Got an audible chuckle out of me.
namesarenotus@reddit
It looks more like an African MoneyPit to me. I’m sure it can carry quite a few coconuts too.
Kdid43@reddit
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
xtemplarx@reddit
Not at all. They could be carried.
HyFinated@reddit
It’s not a matter of where they stow it. Listen, that sailboat cannot carry a load of coconuts.
smckenzie23@reddit
I was going to say it is an early 80s RunTheFuckAway.
Strange-Title-6337@reddit
But it has a gas lamp,how cool is that. Put it on dry dock and make airbnb off it
cansasky@reddit
Are you sure it isn't the British made dollarvampire?
Tkis01gl@reddit
European is Le MoneyPit.
jawisi@reddit
Guano Edition
Agreeable-Spot-7376@reddit
B.O.A.T.
Break Out Another Thousand
cinemkr@reddit
I wish at least 10% of these joke answers were actually funny to make it at least somewhat entertaining while scrolling to see if there is a real answer.
soaztim@reddit
Not one Poop Deck comment? Disappointed
overthehillhat@reddit
And Notably
Not one single reply
From OP
Gloomy_Specialist_48@reddit
Who evicted the sealions???
AHPyrotechNick@reddit
Actually, that looks similar to the design of my Downeaster
chisailor@reddit
Looks like a No Thanks 34
Straight-Event-4348@reddit
Poop deck edition
OptmisticVoices@reddit
Run away now
evilpsych@reddit
1972 Pitza Chit
Whitegrongo@reddit
Probably the best I’ll read I’m stopping here 👏🏾
TheAlanboltage@reddit
It’s a Merde Marine 36
Jealous-Key-7465@reddit
36’ artificial reef in the making
BoatMan01@reddit
Auctioneer: Ladies and gentlemen...
For your consideration...
The poop sloop.
Independent_Wrap_321@reddit
Someone else’s problem, I’d keep it that way.
mrineworldclassified@reddit
It was built in Maine in the 70s by a mariner named Jack, that's the Titanic 30 sloop.
WeDoItForFunUK@reddit
Welcome aboard ‘The Avoidance’
Sawyer2025@reddit
The Wanderer. See what it would be worth in "Less than perfect condition"
chpsk8@reddit
I can smell that boat through my phone
Embarrassed_Can6796@reddit
That’s a Turdcatchalina.
gizcard@reddit
PoopScoop 36
Competitive-Memory35@reddit
Bleach-me poo-tastic 36. Very common to see one in most marinas.
racer150@reddit
“Free” Boat 36
frdrklttns@reddit
Ah the infamous Notmyproblem 36
SkiDaderino@reddit
It's a Scat 29.
strangersadvice@reddit
All these people talking crap.
It doesn’t have water in the bilge, and it will need a lot, but it has nice big windows.
A good pressure wash will get you far.
MaddMaxx2u@reddit
Looks like a Dirtybomber
ShitOnAStickXtreme@reddit
That's a Red Flag special 🚩🚩🚩
daysailor70@reddit
It may be a portapotti 36?
Anxious-Marzipan804@reddit
A quick pressure blast and go sailing, over all nice design
shreddy99@reddit
It's a pretty shitty boat eh?
Naive_Adeptness6895@reddit
When they create a fiberglass boat they use a mold. Here, they used too much.
Sracer42@reddit
I snorked! Take my uproot.
Sracer42@reddit
That is a Faraway 35.
Expensive_Dig_6695@reddit
Funny. Half of the commenters here would love to own this boat after someone spent 3-4 hours peeling off the grime and probably many have bought a similar boat after the grime was removed.
RonPalancik@reddit
$50,000 obo, needs a little work
ScratchAssSmellFingr@reddit
I know what I got, no lowballers.
Milkman-333-Cows@reddit
What color would you like your boat sir? White is over do you have something that looks like a plaster’s radio?
BigCrim8810@reddit
A Yikes 36 named "Runaway."
WayAgreeable3999@reddit
You can do it. I have faith in you. Tow it back and take it to your back yard. You got this!
Just don’t tell the wife.
GMN123@reddit
Good idea, it'll only be there for a few weeks, right?
ClaimIcy@reddit
If it floats you’d be surprised how fast you can clean it up!
stumanchu3@reddit
Yeah yeah, just tell the wife you’re letting a friend store it there until he finds a job and can get her back in the water because it’s a generational wealth builder due to its historic significance and quality of build and design. You got this.
seemorebelow@reddit
Hang on, let me write this down. Generational wealth builder….historic significance….quality of build….
stumanchu3@reddit
Yeah yeah yeah, and it was once owned by a celebrity.
Extreme-Mood5605@reddit
John Voight?
stumanchu3@reddit
Naw, that guy, you know, Captain Ron or someone like that, much hotter than John G.
Lurk5FailOnSax@reddit
His daughter. It was his daughter's boat.
stumanchu3@reddit
Yeah, but she has less clout. Definitely hotter than Captain Ron though.
Foolserrand376@reddit
TWD 365....
CleverTrash10266@reddit
Morgan
-sussy-wussy-@reddit
Penicillin 36.
sebastobol@reddit
„Mold of the Sea“
NJ-boater@reddit
Neglected 36
HelicopterUpbeat5199@reddit
If that's a 36, I'm the queen of Sweden.
Just3333Me@reddit
Then it must be a Hallberg-Rassy 36 😉
Looks more 32ish feet?
Glenbard@reddit
I think that is a full coating of Aspergillus fungus sitting on some sort of floating dock…
Westar-35@reddit
Please tell me you haven’t taken this on. This boat will be a drain on your life bro
Switch-in-MD@reddit
Ain’t nothing more expensive than a cheap boat.
multistradivari@reddit
That’s a 36 Sh*tbucket,
unkn0wncall3r@reddit
GOAT comments on this post. Lol.. 🤣
olddoglearnsnewtrick@reddit
Hantavirus IV
MasterSpar@reddit
No idea what yacht she is, while over the years I've heard of people getting almost abandoned vessels like this for a steal.
The clean up can be anywhere from a quick slip and pressure wash, to a major refit.
Nightmare or bargain?
If the hull is in good shape, you might get lucky!
Latitude22@reddit
All I see is an artificial reef.
smoked_fishman@reddit
You will pay over 300 quid just for a fuel injector for the Yanmar. There’s no such a thing as a cheap boat.
syntaxcollector@reddit
S.S. Liability
OldBowDude@reddit
It’s a Nope Boat.
zk-cessnaguy@reddit
Spencer 36 or something similar (assuming that’s NZ which it sure looks like)
Random-Mutant@reddit
Laughs in Hutchwilco
LordGrenfell@reddit
Black Pearl
batwingsuit@reddit
Ragebait 36
celery48@reddit
“Kept in storage” but the storage was 6’ deep.
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
Black Mold 36
IDreamOfSailing@reddit
How they even dared to climb onboard that thing... how many hot showers it would take to feel even a little bit clean after that. Ugh.
fishsticks40@reddit
Pics you can smell
SpinachGreen99@reddit
r/picsyoucansmell
Extreme-Mood5605@reddit
Guano 36
icanhazkarma17@reddit
S.V. Salvage
sportsman5k@reddit
Le pew 42'
bagnap@reddit
It’s a Shitter29