We should put Ozempic, Ritalin and antidepressants in the water supply like we do floride.
Posted by uatme@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Hatis_Night@reddit
Fluoride
Sharp-Story6992@reddit
I like this and add in Molly every Friday
Scrangdorber@reddit
Agreed. Nobody would ever support gender ideology again. Finally people would support women and gay people once more.
pgraczer@reddit
touch of xanax on sunday
SnipTheTip@reddit
A little bit of Monica in my life...
Dejasade@reddit
Little bit of erica by my side...
AlternativeQuality2@reddit
Some LSD for Saturday nights.
TootCannon@reddit
And Halloween
TheirThereTheyreYour@reddit
Now that would get rid of the Sunday scaries. Sign me right up
Scrangdorber@reddit
ozempic? What is this, 2018? All the big Hollywoo stars and celebrities are on Mounjaro now. It works better.
well_educated_maggot@reddit
Yeah unless the antidepressants are going to trigger manic episodes in the bpd crowd..
fig_art@reddit
you’re thinking of bipolar, not bpd
TheMcDucky@reddit
The antidepresdants are going to mess everyone up. How depends on the type.
SoftWhisk@reddit
We can’t even agree on tap water taste, let alone psychoactive water supply.
True__Sight@reddit
I love that term sooo much
Flrg808@reddit
Band name?
True__Sight@reddit
I was thinking more of a random lore bit for a dnd session
But it'd totally rock it as a band name!
Seffuski@reddit
If you put antidepressants in the water then the birthrates would drop to a round, fat zero
not_sick_not_well@reddit
I weigh 140 lbs. If I was drinking multiple glasses of Ozempic laced water every day id be skin and bones
Blackchaos93@reddit
Isn’t this already happening just because they are so difficult to filter out?
…Yup just googled and lots of news articles going back to 2000 on this, both wildlife showing levels of pharmaceuticals and tap water.
Square-Message1152@reddit
and a massive dose of adderall on monday mornings just to keep the corporate machine running
floodums@reddit
Fluoride
NativeMasshole@reddit
Florida
SeeMarkFly@reddit
The tooth decay capital of the South...in about 2 years.
Feedmeallthepizza@reddit
Flo Rida
OmNomSandvich@reddit
tapwater fluoridation, Mandrake. Our precious essence. Peace on earth. Purity of essence Mandrake.
355822@reddit
Please don't I'd die of starvation on an all cheeseburger diet while arranging the fries.
iiitme@reddit
Those canna drinks too
Quirky-Reputation-89@reddit
There is significant evidence that noticable levels of lithium in the water supply have serious benefits on mood & happiness and is proposed to reduce suicide. Cultures and civilizations who get the majority of their water downstream from large lithium deposits are clinically considered some of the happiest places on earth. These is science to support this.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8891154/
GreenStrong@reddit
There is significant evidence on this front, but also significant counter- examples and statistical noise that suggests it is possibly a false correlation..
Note that one of the counter arguments in the link misses the point of the lithium hypothesis. They point out that the supposed preventative dose of lithium is tiny compared to the therapeutic dose. The hypothesis is that lithium is a micro-nutrient necessary in tiny amounts for good brain health. Over-loading this nutrient would overcome metabolic differences or radically shift the balance of certain metabolic processes. But, the point still stands that the statistical correlation is pretty weak, if one avoids cherry picking data and accounts for confounding variables like access to health care.
I don't personally have an opinion; no one knows why lithium works for bipolar in the first place, so the hypothesis that it is a micro-nutrient is plausible on its face.
I_like_the_word_MUFF@reddit
This is how you make Reavers.
TCr0wn@reddit
ya and molly
DemiGod9@reddit
Crazy doesn't have to mean stupid
NEwayhears1derwall@reddit
Nah just lithium
Amazing_Phrase2850@reddit
You mean…well water ??
MyNameCannotBeSpoken@reddit
Post this to r/madlads
XROOR@reddit
Some parts of Florida use water that smells like rotten eggs to water the St Augustine turf!
Neat_Shallot_606@reddit
Add birth control.
nice1bruvz@reddit
I thought Florida sold my house bought one there already sent my family and pets ahead while I “tie up loose ends” please spell properly.
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Oh, and don't tell anyone. Just do it and see how ts plays out.
chickey23@reddit
Have you considered a career with the Vault-Tec Corporation?
Biteme75@reddit
Every drug that is excreted is already in the water supply.
Tensor3@reddit
Sideffects. No thanks.
NativeMasshole@reddit
Just throw in some booze and LSD to even it out. It'll be fine!
somecow@reddit
Judging from the amount of prescriptions, they’re already in there.