I tried split pea soup w/ turkey legs. It didn’t work
Posted by suicidemenot@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Posted by suicidemenot@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 28 comments
givenenoughrope77@reddit
Your mistake was starting with split pea soup... and then continued with turkey legs
bumpachedda@reddit
Looks like you strangled it over a tub of baby shit.
ForkMyRedAssiniboine@reddit
blitzkampire@reddit
Looks like a pot of dubious food from BOTW.
okFINEyoufoundme@reddit
I promise you, it did. It’s just not going to be pretty. I bet is tasty AF tho.
TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit
I'm going to assume you just added too much water, which is a classic crockpot mistake, cuz otherwise I don't know how you fuck up a soup this simple.
Porkwarrior2@reddit
You use turkey instead of ham. That's how you fuck it up.
CrazyIvanoveich@reddit
Smoked sausage and pork belly are my go-to for pea soup.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
That’s not how you do it.
paulsoleo@reddit
txcreative20@reddit
Yea shread the meat off those turkey legs and add some noodles and bag mixed veggies. You would have a meal .
jacafeez@reddit
Baby, you got a stew goin'
StevesRoomate@reddit
destinyeeeee@reddit
Christ it looks like you were wrestling with the turkey, what was going on in there
metalguy91@reddit
I gotta ask, what was the blender for?
agenitalbreeze@reddit
a smoother consistency. . . .
metalguy91@reddit
Your spacing and amount of periods makes me uncomfortable.
agenitalbreeze@reddit
Good.
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Onions. No tears chopping. Guessing.
PowerPleb2000@reddit
Looks like a crime scene
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
My grandmother used to make a dish that was like chicken soup with peas in it and it was so good.
n3uf@reddit
This kinda reminds me of the bathtub scene from Breaking Bad.
SonSuko@reddit
Or the bathtub scene from Gummo.
devereaux98@reddit
why not?
RipePeach@reddit
That poor fucking turkey dude
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
Look how they massacred my boy
sxrrycard@reddit
Armsmaster2112@reddit
I've made turkey noodle soup with turkey legs a couple times.
Mostly turns out pretty well.