So, we know Jabba couldn’t fuck Leia because Hutts are hermaphroditic and lack the equipment necessary, but do you think his Gammorean guards ran a train on Leia at Jabba’s request? Do you think there’s a video floating around on the holonet entitled “Princess gets fucked by Big Green Cock”? And then Leia spends all her time as senator of the New Republic trying to censor the video but that just Streisand-effects it to more popularity so then she desperately claims it’s not her it’s a body double while her political opponents call her Pig-fucker from outside her office? And she drinks heavily to get the memory of all those BGC’s out of her head, but in the deep of the night, when she’s lying in bed with Han who promises her he doesn’t care but you can tell it bothers him, there’s a little part of her that enjoyed it. Just a thought.