Found this at the Petro in Glendale, Kentucky. Anybody got one? Do they work well?

Not sure but that’s obviously a knock off everyone knows that’s not the hubs color scheme, also truck stop anal beads are probably on par with truck stop sushi, but hey it’s 2026 you do you boo boo.

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Jay_Hawk@reddit

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t need my anal beads to have a USB cord.

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Taco_Hurricane@reddit

How else will you send an email with your ass?

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2005focus@reddit

Haven’t you figured out that those are perfect since you drivers have so much seat time

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HintzMhmm@reddit

No kidding it's 2026, make it Bluetooth 🫠

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Born-Lie8688@reddit

Good idea to charge my phone while keistering

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trickdaddy_philly@reddit

U dont find things in stores bro. U stole it

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craigslammer@reddit

You got a name on your license sir?

Saying petrol in the states is a dead giveaway

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ForeverSquirrelled42@reddit

I really hope that you’re just trying to be funny and aren’t actually a bigot. I say petrol and benzin all the damn time and I’m born and raised in “the states”.

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disturbedrailroader@reddit

It must be time for your next eye exam.

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ParticularArrival111@reddit

Petro is a truck stop.. do you have your license?

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AroundGoesThe18@reddit

I need to go back to church. The internet has ruined me.

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I remember when I was with my trainer, one of the first times I had free time I just mosied around the truck stop curious what they're selling. See these right away and loled. Like obv anal beads right? Had to know what they were doing

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Mr_bungle001@reddit

My wife’s boyfriend got one for her on their anniversary. She said it really helped put that spark back into their relationship.

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yeah-no-yeah-no@reddit

All anal beads kidding aside, I bought this at Petro too and it works great AS a port hub. Message we if you have any specific questions or need troubleshooting of any kind.

I can’t say how well it works as anal beads though. Ain’t my thing.

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