ULPT request: how to make a carpet stink when it gets wet?
Posted by National_Joke4849@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 26 comments
For various reasons I can't disclose I want to find a way to make a carpet really stink every time it gets wet. I have a few days, so even ideas that take time/preparation are welcome. Thanks in advance
Pinging@reddit
Dehydrated Durian
Apprehensive-Pop-201@reddit
Milk. Let it dry, and brush it out, s it isn't crunchy o
leighhtonn@reddit
Milk in carpet is absolutely horrific. It’s difficult to clean out with a carpet cleaner and will rot in the fibres. I don’t know if powdered milk is similar but if you need to look like you’re spilling only water (or walking with wet shoes or whatever) I’d say powder up that carpet, shake it down so it’s not visible, accidentally spill that water and watch that milk rot.
OverthinkingWanderer@reddit
Powdered milk sounds genius.
National_Joke4849@reddit (OP)
Do you think powdered mash would also work? Cause i have some laying around
vulgarvinyasa2@reddit
No
StrongAsMeat@reddit
Seconded.
oscorn@reddit
Catpiss
JupiterSkyFalls@reddit
In a disc
mj_syn@reddit
Any piss really should do the trick
Witty_and_Blingy@reddit
Cat fine is a special abomination
stevemyqueen@reddit
Dehydrated Poo Powder
aminor321@reddit
Is that really a thing? I hope not. I'm not gonna Google it because that's not something I want in my search history...LOL.
Outrageous_Mud_6224@reddit
Piss disc!
eclipsed2112@reddit
milk
Neglectedpotato@reddit
A while back I read that kool aid powder is white and changes color when water is added. So if you were to add only the powder to the carpet it would be undetected. Once they finally notice the carpet is smelly and go to clean it with a liquid solution, they will have the pleasure of finding a new bright red, purple, or blue stain.
discoduck007@reddit
A carpet will begin to stink naturally if you give it a little while.
Such-Mountain-6316@reddit
Doe in Rut. You get it from hunting supply stores but it will make the place uninhabitable until the carpet is removed and hunters will recognize it immediately. It won't be necessary to wet the carpet at all in order for it to reek.
National_Joke4849@reddit (OP)
Yeah I really need that delayed response but ill keep that in mind for the future!
Born_Local_1477@reddit
Piss of course
DankyCinnablunts@reddit
Powdered baby formula
celery48@reddit
Powdered milk would work too.
nostradumbass7544678@reddit
I smelled spilled formula concentrate once, and swore it was vomit.
PrefrontalCortexNow@reddit
What the ..?
Tweedldum@reddit
Brewers yeast. Can get at any grocery store.
stoic_yakker@reddit
Milk