Chicken hearts with broccoli and rice.
Posted by LowerEngineering9999@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 85 comments
How long can you keep broccoli in the freezer? I’ve had this broccoli in the frozen in the freezer for over a year. It tastes fine but I did throw out the remaining bag of it.
elderflowerwinthrop@reddit
Ngl this looks like a homemade dog food recipe
LL_Cruel_J@reddit
40 chicken hearts seems like a big portion but what do I know
amit_se@reddit
15-20 are fine though. They are normally tow-three a bite.
BlauMink@reddit
Love me some chicken hearts in some criollo Aji (I'm latino)
Fickle_Scarcity9474@reddit
Im not worried about the taste I tried beef heart before but what about the texture? They are chewy?
djsquilz@reddit
i've never had chicken hearts but i've had duck hearts. they were grilled, hard and fasy over high heat. they were a little chewy, but not in a weird way. the only kinda bizarre part was the aorta. the actual walls were a bit chewier and you can feel the open space of the vein itself between your teeth.
BlauMink@reddit
depends on how you cook them, If they are lightly cooked, they tend to taste more like liver and are a bit chewy, on the other hand, if you pan fry them, they get really tender and crunchy on the outside, and get a flavour more like meat.
super yummy! I like them with lemon or a good Aji Criollo since they tend to be a bit oily.
IQ_less@reddit
Not at all if you an asian lad.
maxtinion_lord@reddit
I think op might secretly be an ogre, or some similar manner of beast..
Careful_Target3185@reddit
Chicken hearts or goats balls either way looks nutritious
LowerEngineering9999@reddit (OP)
Goat balls is what I plan for dinner this Friday.
Careful_Target3185@reddit
_Linkiboy_@reddit
I didn't know, that liking chicken hearts are unpopular. I'm just talking taste. I think it's taste wise the best part of the chicken probably.
If we talk morality then well yes. A big number of chicken went into this
zj3urn@reddit
Tbf the chickens probably were not raised for their hearts, it's just a byproduct. So buying chicken hearts should actually lower food waste
BALLrash666@reddit
I can smell this photo, smells like farts and poor dissisions
Ananakoya@reddit
Broccoli is fine frozen!
LowerEngineering9999@reddit (OP)
Thank you for answering that question. I wasn’t sure if it was okay frozen for that long.
DNayli@reddit
If it was constantly frozen, it is fine, even for longer time
Ananakoya@reddit
No problem!
ThisMuffinIsAwesome@reddit
I think frozen food last pretty much forever as long as they don't defrost halfway, in terms of safety? They prolly won't taste as good after a certain time tho.
Frydendahl@reddit
One of my absolute favorites is Jerusalem mixed grill. A whole bunch of chicken hearts, livers, spleens, and some fatty lamb cuts all fried up with a ton of onions and garlic, with some light curry seasoning, all stuffed in a pita.
Anyway, this reminded me of that, but as a way more sad and miserable version.
NaiveHighlight858@reddit
did you harvest the whole coop
Talk-O-Boy@reddit
This isn’t a dish; it’s a ritual.
jbjhill@reddit
OP is actually a fox.
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
I wish I liked these more than I did.
Former_Being4573@reddit
Sir you have some poopoo in ur rice and broccoli.
hipster_dog@reddit
TBH this is top bulking food for bodybuilding.
Depending where you live chicken hearts are way cheaper than breast.
With a simple marinade they can taste great, and are pretty easy to just airfry.
Zigor022@reddit
That looks foul
stefanopolis@reddit
I swear you guys use the flash as a cheat because it makes everything look worse. Next time don’t be a coward and take a pic during golden hour.
Radiant_slowbro@reddit
Honestly, TS looks so good
U2ElectricBoogaloo@reddit
More hearts mean more iron!
SaltyFoundationBih@reddit
I thought these were tiny potatoes
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Oh sweet lord, bruh…I thought I was looking at mountain oysters.
applecakedestroya@reddit
they look like potatoes
PonchoMcGee@reddit
Chicken hearts are crazy slept on. Back when I ate meat they couldn't pull me away at the Brazilian buffet
The-Final-Reason@reddit
Fried Gizzards > but chicken hearts is cool
PonchoMcGee@reddit
Both are great. Chicken kidneys and livers also tasty tbh
aztec_mummy@reddit
I just started with chicken livers, they realy just taste like whatever you season them with. Just gotta get used to the texture and not eat too much and you're gold.
BellalovesEevee@reddit
I want some so damn bad, but none of my nearby grocery stores sell them 🫠
CloudCalmaster@reddit
Have you tried a butcher shop?
DFisBUSY@reddit
the hearts aren't even the worse thing on this plate. i know those broccoli pieces are nasty and mushy as all hell.
ChefAsstastic@reddit
L81099@reddit
Fart plate
ZantetsukensShadow@reddit
They look like fingerling potatoes
StrongAsMeat@reddit
There’s rice in there!!
AltruisticSalamander@reddit
were they cheap or are you trying to capture the power of the chicken
liwenfan@reddit
It looks like a rotten pile of pus invaded by an elite army of bugs
KingOfNope@reddit
A platoon of chickens died for this plate
Tumkur_Chiraze@reddit
OP
ToggleMoreOptions@reddit
That's breakfast, not a shitty meal?
MachampsLeftBicep@reddit
id destroy this, especially with some spicy farofa on top.
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Like a meatball but with less steps
freakmeout123@reddit
is their any cons?
FungadooFred@reddit
Could use some cheese
freakmeout123@reddit
welcome home
Special_Issue230@reddit
Wow! Good one
ChaoticxSerenity@reddit
Chicken hearts yakitori is amazing, but I don't know wtf is happening here.
kermitkermitedsuicid@reddit
40 souls
Celladoore@reddit
Is it better or worse than them getting freeze-dried for cat treats?
iReadBecauseYouDo@reddit
Read this with the same delivery as the dude who said “100 lives…” to Paul in Dune Part 1, as a vegetarian it’s kind of trippy how many chickens went into a single meal here lol
Fanatichedgehog@reddit
This is what I feed my dog
Kapleepin@reddit
Resident Evil 7 lookin ass food. Biohazard. 🤢
The-Final-Reason@reddit
Thats what you got from this? Literally LOOKS LIKEe baby potatos, broc and rice fam. Theres 10x much worst looking food around here.
SirOne8306@reddit
That’s so fucked up
MrScottimus@reddit
y tho
sadbeehoppy@reddit
I thought it said broccoli and lice I'm going to bed
ratliege_throwaway@reddit
those look shockingly like fingerling potatoes
Easy-Budget-3480@reddit
looks like big bugs
Turbulent-Stretch881@reddit
I thought they looked like crappy underdeveloped potatoes; instead its much worse than that (personal opinion, sure).
Fun-Lettuce-1066@reddit
First in my bloodline to see this
inverter17@reddit
I've seen a few of these come out from my dog this morning.
chitobi@reddit
I thought those were weird potatoes.....offal 😕
AdExcellent1745@reddit
offal 😭
StormofRavens@reddit
Two of my Orange cat’s favorite foods: Broccoli and chicken hearts
jsamuraij@reddit
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
No cheese?
Sweet_Peaches-69@reddit
Honestly this probably isnt even unhealthy and i know it was delicious. Presentation aside id definitely eat this
reddot_comic@reddit
I’m telling myself they’re mini potatoes
LowerEngineering9999@reddit (OP)
Mini potatoes that once beated and clucked.
Fantastic-Abrocoma83@reddit
I’d just stick to izakayas for my chicken hearts
akoOfIxtall@reddit
The flavor must be amazing, the looks... Look like balls dragged on the marsh for 2 hours
North_Star12@reddit
Chicken sharts with broccoli and rice.
There, I fixed it for you
hertuition@reddit
squeamish_cuddlefish@reddit
Is this on the shit from a butt sub too lol
IllBowl8728@reddit
This shit looks like a terrarium