Have I become the olds?

Posted by THExPILLOx@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 8 comments

Truck was in the shop for the week, so I was in a newer cascadia with all the bells and whistles. Lane keep assist, blind spot detection, super power steering...

I fucking hated it. Even turned off, the Lane keep assist fought me all fucking week. The blind spot detection light and alarm seems to want me to put on my turn signal and immediately merge, fuck using my turn SIGNAL to SIGNAL to traffic that I want to move over. And the steering requiring zero effort just felt wrong all week, some maneuvers felt like I was trying to steer a god damn pirate ship with how many revolutions it would take. Like yeah, I could steer the truck with my limp dick, but I'm not sure that's a good thing if I cum before I can get it in the dock.

If I cant disable some of this shit, I'm not positive I won't be one of those old guys "if you put me in an automatic I'm hanging up the keys" except it's gonna be me yelling "if I can't drive the damn truck myself without a robit takin control, I'm hanging up the keys"