Why do we get no votes in the eurovision song contest?
Posted by yes-this-is-my-name@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 553 comments
Good evening, I am from the UK but don't really follow the eurovision song contest since I was a kid my grandad said it was rubbish and everyone basically picks on the UK. (obviously he didn't say them exact words but that was the takeaway I got from it.. was probably 20ish years ago lol)
I am just wondering if there is some sort of tactical voting going on? Is there a history of a scandal or something? Are we just not liked by Europe?
We currently have 1 point haha
lsobe@reddit
Our song was utter garbage this year. It wasn’t even fun enough to be in the novelty category
ShortDevelopment905@reddit
Because we take the piss and Europe knows it. We sell some of the world's greatest music, and Europe expects these artists to turn up. Then we send Dave from Grimsby with a song he wrote himself.
Unzbert241@reddit
Because the songs we send are not very good. Look at if we take it seriously and send a decent song like with Sam Ryder a couple of years ago and we actually did well. If Russia hadn’t invaded Ukraine we would have won
TSPF11@reddit
Glad someone said it! Sick of this excuse “EuRoPe HaTeS uS” they really don’t 90% of people voting are doing it for their genuinely favourite performance regardless of what country they’re from.
GrabbedByTheGhost@reddit
No they really don't 😂
It's all political.
LongsandsBeach@reddit
Yet Israel came second and regularly does well.
GrabbedByTheGhost@reddit
Yes...
LongsandsBeach@reddit
The European public aren’t particularly pro-Israel
BeatificBanana@reddit
In general, no, most of the European public aren't pro israel.
However, all the people who are anti-israel are going to be splitting their votes between various other countries.
But the people who do feel strongly pro-israel are ALL going to give all 10 of their votes to Israel to make a point. Meaning Israel ends up getting a bigger proportion of the votes.
Vertigo_uk123@reddit
I read that apparently the Israeli government also ran a massive multi lingual ad campaign targeting Eurovision viewers / people that searched for Eurovision etc. not sure how true it is but given their expertise I wouldn’t put it past them. Can you imagine the data. If Israel hosted it and every person attending had to submit their devices for analysis. They would get a lot of data from around the world easily
Snoo-41808@reddit
Comit mass genocide, come second in Eurovision, noted.
BeatificBanana@reddit
Unfortunately, that is the reason behind the large amount of votes yeah
GrabbedByTheGhost@reddit
Some of them absolutely are. Especially the Slavic states who are notoriously anti-muslim - a point which became very evident during the Yugoslav wars. Poland also enjoys strong ties with lots of businesses linked to Tel Aviv thanks to the Jewish diaspora there post-WW2.
If you don't know about these nuances, you really should.
MadmanBimbo@reddit
90%?
You think the Israel votes were genuine votes from people with no religious/political affiliations living in other countries?
Israel legitimately second best? Honestly?
RandomiseUsr0@reddit
The axis of evil was allowed in, no Russia, no North Korea, but Israel were
Carlomahone@reddit
Nonsense
djdodz07@reddit
I disagree. I'm not saying we were contenders but this year's entry was exactly what Eurovision look for. If any other nation had have sang it l, it would scored much higher. There were worse entries than ours. You can't say there isn't politics involved when the fine European country of Israel comes second
beejiu@reddit
Historically, going for Eurovision as a Brit has been a career-ender, while for all the other countries it's career-defining. Our good artists have no interest in it.
Ghotay@reddit
Britain is wildly overrepresented in music on the world stage compared to almost all these other countries. I looked at top-selling artists globally for one year a few years back - Ed Sheeran, Adele, Lewis Capaldi, One Direction and Coldplay were all top 10. 50% of the top-selling artists in the whole world were from our tiny island. We don’t have to prove anything at Eurovision
Several_Hospital_129@reddit
In America, we associate Britain 🇬🇧 with all things sexy and cool. This year the favorite to win Eurovision was Finland 🇫🇮, and the actual winner was Bulgaria 🇧🇬. I can guarantee you that most Americans could not find either of those countries on a map.
My husband is English. He says that the rest of Europe 🇪🇺 hates Britain, so that they will never win. That's why Britain doesn't even try to compete, but just sends a cheeky group for the heck of it.
Fragrant_Yogurt1345@reddit
I think Lewis Capaldi would have a hoot at Eurovision tbf
Kyral210@reddit
I would hate to see what the stress of it does to him. He’s supremely talented but genuinely would be shielded from stress
Live-Motor-4000@reddit
That’s true - that vid of him getting stage fright or locking up at Glastonbury (?) and the crowd sang the song for him - hey man, I don’t want to shame him for his demons as I certainly can’t do what he does - but that made it a real moment. It was kinda wholesome
Extreme-Composer8452@reddit
I thought he has tourette's and he was ticking bad
Most_Moose_2637@reddit
He does, I can't imagine such a massive gig helped though, so possibly a bit of both overall.
TokyoJazzPanda@reddit
Has the same neurodivergence/auadhd with tourettes (body ticks not verbal). The burnout and implosion is very real. I got the ND without the talent, or sense of humour.
How he puts himself through this at all is a mystery to me.
rstar345@reddit
If our act was just him chatting shit on stage for 5 mins I’d tune in the guys hilarious
ParsnipFlendercroft@reddit
I’d prefer Peter Capaldi for that.
bcscroller@reddit
it's like a car-designing contest where Germany gets zero and Greece, with no car industry, wins.
katspike@reddit
Yeah a car-designing contest where Germany enters a crayon sketch scribbled on a napkin
yallamander@reddit
i get your point and i dont mean to be a pedant but i would say that we're actually quite a big island with quite a lot of people on it and we have the advantage in music of being native speakers of the lingua franca that has become the lingua franca through first pax britannica (us being the biggest empire on the planet) and then pax americana. we like to see ourselves as an underdog but we arent really, theres a lot of reasons why we're well represented in music internationally. i realise this is deviating from your point almost entirely. eh.
GAdvance@reddit
Honestly we should start sending weird niche stuff rather than just Europop which we don't have artists for
I want to see Trash Boat up on stage shirtless doing stage dives, at least we'd garner some attention
Kyral210@reddit
This year we did that, and the result was 1 point
GeordieAl@reddit
we wuz robbed... Honestly, when they announced Sam was going to be this year's entry I thought "yes!, we might actually do well!" I've been subbed to his YouTube Channels for about 8 years now. He seems like a really genuine bloke, and mad as a box of frogs. Building his own synths, rebuilding s Rolls Royce Merlin engine, his museum of obsolete things, etc.
I feel bad he only got 1 point, but I have a feeling he won't care in the slightest and just get back to doing whatever mad shit he thinks of next!
FiddieKiddler@reddit
Problem is we don't commit to it. We send something thats 4 or 5 out of 10 on the weird scale.
Too weird to be traditionally good. Not weird enough to be iconic Eurovision.
TheBlueprint666@reddit
Send for Joe Hendry
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
Just send a band like Steps, catchy songs and good dance routines like we used to have back in the day.
Timothy_Claypole@reddit
We sent Scooch, a Steps clone. They didn't win either
GAdvance@reddit
Cowardice, far too similar to something that will already be on the stage with a continental accent.
It's far more interesting for everyone if what we send is utterly against the grain in every way for the competition, incredibly talented and actually represents the incredible UK music talent pool.
As December Falls, South Arcade, Black Gold, Indigo could all go and blow people's minds, 30 year old has beens is just a shitter version of what is already going on stage for the rest of Europe but by a 19 year old with a silver mohawk
MrBlackledge@reddit
Are you telling me the takeaway song wasn’t a global hit?
AtensEye@reddit
Yes, this is why I always assumed we send unknowns. The last time we didn't, we did really well. I can't remember a time we had a real banger between 97 and a couple of years ago.
Ro0z3l@reddit
The latest entry, I thought had talent and potential, but can't understand the song he made. It felt like a missed opportunity as he wasn't a top artist, I thought it could have made a decent career if it had been different .Anyone have thoughts on it?
MeatGayzer69@reddit
I said earlier that we could even send Taylor Swift and not win. Yes I know she's not British. Just no matter what we wouldn't win.
No-Bass8742@reddit
Bollocks. Sam Ryder was great and did great. This year’s entry couldn’t sing in a year of great singers with a boring song.
squishyle@reddit
To me Sam Ryder was / is vanilla basic with a dull inoffensive song. I don’t think you can say this Sam is boring, regardless of whether you like his song. What’s Sam Ryder doing these days? He’s in a musical. He’s not exactly Celine Dion.
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
But how many winners of Eurovision ever become big stars? It's really only been Abba. Lordi are quite well known now but they aren't anywhere near Abba level fame.
MoodyMango4880@reddit
Celine Dion has entered the chat….
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
Wasn't she already a star?
No-Bass8742@reddit
In France, same as Delta Goodrem in Australia.
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
Who?
No-Bass8742@reddit
His song peaked at 83 in the UK charts. So the UK didn’t like it, why would anyone else? Sam Ryder’s song made it to number 2 in the UK charts.
BillWilberforce@reddit
Katrina from Katrina and the Waves was Canadian. But worn in ?1998?
LongsandsBeach@reddit
Anyone can perform. San Marino has had an Italian be their act. Celine Dion is Canadian but sang for Switzerland.
SixCardRoulette@reddit
If someone British wrote her a song she could enter and represent the UK. Celine Dion (Canadian) has won it before (for Switzerland I think). Boy George was there with San Marino this year - they had Flo Rida a few years back.
merlotandmeows@reddit
Stefania was a great song tbf
antisarcastics@reddit
yeah i mean - i think any other year it would have been top 5 - but i definitely think in 2022 it got an extra boost due to the war. i preferred their 2021 entry (Shum by Go_A - i believe) and that finished about 5th.
memeleta@reddit
I actually liked it more than Sam Ryder!
Breakfastcrisis@reddit
Same. I thought Sam Ryder was the sweetest guy ever, and 100% just bags of charm and talent. But the song didn’t click for me. Stefania I still listen to now. And all their other music. They’re super talented and that lead singer’s voice is just brilliant.
Darkgreenbirdofprey@reddit
Sam got points because we were the leading supporters of Ukraine.
pintsized_baepsae@reddit
Or MAYBE we just had a really good song, and probably would've won that year - with Ukraine second - if it hadn't been for the invasion.
h00dman@reddit
🤦
I must have missed the news story then where the UK cancelled all support for Ukraine from 2023 onwards.
SuperSpidey374@reddit
I don't think it takes a genius to work out that the salience of Britain's support for Ukraine was at its highest when Sam Ryder finished 2nd, and had decreased dramatically by the following year.
Frogad@reddit
Why are Eurovision fans so good at predicting the contest results then?
Darkgreenbirdofprey@reddit
Sam won in 2022 you plank
BeatificBanana@reddit
I think that's their point. They're saying why did we only score well in 2022 and not subsequent years when our support for Ukraine hasn't stopped.
Frogad@reddit
Absolutely not true
No-Bass8742@reddit
What revisionist bull
confusing_roundabout@reddit
Yeah, we only did so well because of Ukraine. It's all political.
AdFree2000@reddit
Yeah good point ….but Ferto also exists and got more than 0 pts
Admirable_Star9086@reddit
Yeah I agree, Ferto was the worst and didn’t do too badly
pintsized_baepsae@reddit
How dare you disrespect Ferto and the showstealing Greek grandma like that
BeatificBanana@reddit
Ferto was better than ours by a long way
Mfcx6sp4@reddit
Fertility was fab, what are you on about
MarsStar2301@reddit
Is that the autocorrect remix? 😆
MahatmaAndhi@reddit
As much as I didn't like the song, it was the only one to get the crowd involved. And in German. I think it should have got more jury points for that.
thighvalue@reddit
Eh. I'm a German (living in the U.K.) and I frankly just didn't want to be involved in that mess of a song, our own entry was shit enough. Also, he literally just counted to 3 in German and still somewhat managed to mispronounce it. That doesn't win you any points
pintsized_baepsae@reddit
Fellow German: the counting is what gets me. Some people in these discussions behave as if counting one, two, three in a different language is some sort of grand feat.
It isn't. Why would we be impressed?? I can count to three in about 10 languages, and that isn't special either.
Kimowi@reddit
Yep, like I didn’t expect us to win, but I did kind of expect it to score okay. It wasn’t great but it was kinda Eurovision-y. I at least expected some points from Germany simply because it was partially in German.
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
Who knows what to expect anymore? The best song last year by a mile was Sweden and they didn't win.
This year at least was a first time win for a country, and it was catchy enough. Helps if you wear a tiny skirt and have big boobs though
daizeUK@reddit
Ironically, the Germans sang in English
Ok_Yam_4023@reddit
I think the Ukrainian song was better and so did many others. That's why they won. Better song. More talent.
FirstAndOnly1996@reddit
Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014.
Actual-Tower8609@reddit
That's nonsense. The idea that we, every year, are worth 1 point compared to all the others getting 100, 200, 300 is clearly not true.
AlexSniff7@reddit
Well we don't know if we would have won.
Ukraine was already high in the odds before the invasion
We don't know how the points would have been distributed - Spain could have easily won
ExoticExchange@reddit
Yes if you do the maths and presume Ukraine was inflated from song that would score mid (4-7 points) to 12 points across the board then Spain would have won. Chanel would have gone from 10 to 12 points in many televotes whilst our televote score would either not increase or just go up by 1 point.
shark-with-a-horn@reddit
Somebody worked out who would have won without Ukraine, giving Ukraine's votes to the next popular with that country, and we wouldn't have won
Inside_Performance32@reddit
We came 2nd because it was rigged , they new Ukraine couldn't hold it so the 2nd place would pay out to do it .
ZookeepergameNo7151@reddit
Utter nonsense
Substantial_Self_939@reddit
Also as one of the big 5 (five largest financial contributors), we get automatic entry to the final - meaning that if we send poor songs they don't get knocked out, as they would for other countries. Therefore we often do badly (if you look at recent previous years you will see similar for Spain and Germany).
However when we actually try (i.e. with Sam Ryder), we do actually do well. We just don't usually try.
Evolutionary_u-turn@reddit
If we try, and do well, we get to hold the contest on the following year, so to save money, we send rubbish acts.
Winning would be financially crippling
St2Crank@reddit
Someone should write a sitcom episode about this situation.
TheRebellin@reddit
I wish they would’ve made a Twenty Twelve series about the ESC in Liverpool
GeordieAl@reddit
That would have been perfect! The recent 2026 one was ok, but not a patch on 2012 or W1A
Playful_Sense3238@reddit
Hi which 2026 one? I really liked W1A and 2012 but wasn’t aware of a more recent one? Thanks.
Funtimetilbedtime@reddit
Ireland won it 3 or 4 times in the 90s…the cost was excruciating. I think they had a mile of lights for one of them…
Most_Moose_2637@reddit
I think Ireland had won it 3 times in 5 years when Catrina and the Waves won in Ireland. Don't think they've won since, not that they entered this year.
DottorCasa@reddit
That reminds me, we have to lose that sax solo.
SparkleWitch525@reddit
They should have kept it. Sax solos have proven to be rather… epic 😉🎷
Brookiekathy@reddit
Watch the fire saga movie, it's literally this
raith041@reddit
There's a will Ferrell film Eurovision song contest: the story of fire saga that might interest you.
UntappdBeer@reddit
kilgore_trout1@reddit
Cheers now I’m going to have My Lovely Horse stuck in my head for the rest of the weekend.
St2Crank@reddit
Enjoy. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYQEHAWtkgV/
Saverockandroll73@reddit
There’s already a film with this concept
St2Crank@reddit
And before that there was a Father Ted episode.
IEnumerable661@reddit
Father Ted did it...
St2Crank@reddit
That’s the joke
Emuselg@reddit
2009's Eurovision was brilliant because of this. No one wanted to have to host in the middle of the global financial crash, so so many countries sent absolutely dire acts so as to not win that it made for a hilarious year.
Jamericho@reddit
It was literally held in Liverpool two years ago… and we didn’t even win the previous year.
Evolutionary_u-turn@reddit
Didn't Ukraine pay a bit of that, I seem to recall they split the bill because Vlad was buggering about in their back yard and had to relocate.
Perhaps there was more kudos for being charitable to outweigh the cost. Different budget or something.
audigex@reddit
I can't find any evidence of Ukraine contributing
We paid £25 million as the hosting costs
audigex@reddit
That would make more sense if we didn't volunteer to host it in 2023 after coming second in 2022
MissMoogie@reddit
Pulling a "My Lovely Horse" from Father Ted basically lol.
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
THere's a difference between being not good enough to win but finishing in a respectable position and being so bad we finish last. Does nobody care about our reputation? We are one of Eurovision's greatest ever nations with 5 wins and 16 2nd place finishes but have only been top 5 three times this century. We could try to be better than bottom 3, so why don't we?
MahatmaAndhi@reddit
We hosted it when Ukraine couldn't.
HowsThisSoHard@reddit
I think it’s wrong to say we don’t try. Eurovision is supposed to be eccentric and flamboyant. So it needs to be a brilliant ballad or something interesting and fun. We went for that this year but it just wasn’t very good. Felt like a song made in 5 minutes but I’m sure those in charge thought it would be different and work
Craiser34@reddit
As someone not from the UK I've always wondered why that is. Historically the UK has done really well but recently (with minor exceptions e.g. 2022) the acts have been very disappointing. Given how much actual musical talent there is in the UK, why don't you take it more seriously? Or if nobody really cares, why not just boycott altogether and save yourselves the hassle?
audigex@reddit
Why would a serious act take part?
They don't need the publicity, and it can only look bad on them if they do badly because of political voting
There's also the fact that famous acts actually tend to underperform - eg Delta Goodrem had a great song and Australia is pretty popular, but came fourth despite being expected (based on historical voting and the song) to be fighting for the win
Connell95@reddit
Because getting serious artists from the UK to take part is hard.
And the UK is not going to boycott it, because it’s one of the most popular evening of television in the entire year (only major sporting events tend to beat it for viewership). It’d be like the BBC not broadcasting a World Cup final just because England weren’t in it.
BeatificBanana@reddit
I dunno why you're asking us. Reddit ain't going to know.
SenorBirdman@reddit
Weird that we care enough to bankroll it but not enough to try to do well in it.
squishyle@reddit
I don’t know, I thought Sam Ryder was/is very boring music.
SendMeANicePM@reddit
Well you were wrong pal.
squishyle@reddit
It’s not about being right or wrong, it’s an opinion I can express freely. He was inoffensive for the masses and I haven’t heard anything about him since other than googling tonight to see he is in Jesus Christ Superstar.
dreamribbons@reddit
We don't send good acts. Yeah there's some political voting that happens (i.e., Cyprus and Greece giving each other 12 points) but we can't blame it on that - we just have shit songs
PartyPoison98@reddit
Tbf there are always shit acts in Eurovision, but only UK consistently does this shit. Our act this year was decent n all.
GrabbedByTheGhost@reddit
It was absolutely shit. What yardstick are you using?
StarSpotter74@reddit
Did you see Lithuania?
We weren't the worst act of the night by a long chalk
CourtneyLush@reddit
At least Lithuania were mildly entertaining, with that whole 'Phantom of the Opera' meets 'Nosferatu' shtick. Our one was forgettable and as dull as dishwater.
dr_wtf@reddit
I didn't watch it. Just looked them up. The Lithuanian entry was actually pretty good. The lighting design was great and all else aside, that guy can sing. The UK one was utter shite in every conceivable way (and seemed to be trying very hard, and failing, to reference Kraftwerk in some way).
I watched the Lithuanian one all the way through but had to stop the UK one about halfway because I was worried I might actually die of cringe.
shaygitz@reddit
Lithuania was bad in a very Eurovision way. We were bad in a school talent show way.
Keepingongoing@reddit
It looked like a children’s tv show
No-Bass8742@reddit
This 100%
Frogad@reddit
That’s not true, lots of countries recently famously do badly too. Germany often gets 0 in the televote and Norway hasn’t done great recently compared to before
SpAn12@reddit
TBF Sam Ryder was brilliant and did brilliantly.
Hour_Ad9761@reddit
Sam Ryder, unlike the suits at the BBC managing the UK entries, understood how to play the game.
No-Bass8742@reddit
He could barely sing when all others sent fantastic singers.
Breakfastcrisis@reddit
That was the other thing. This year, except Cyprus and Italy’s bum notes every chorus, the singers were phenomenal. Not a good year to send someone with such little discipline vocally.
Patch86UK@reddit
It really, really wasn't. Absolutely terrible entry- somehow both a novelty song and dull as dishwater. Thoroughly deserved nil point; we were jammy to get the one.
JFJF48@reddit
Yeah it had zero redeeming features. Sometimes boring but good Singer, fun song bad singer... Something even just... Hot.
It had none.
Breakfastcrisis@reddit
Yeah, the vocals were pretty bad. A lot of sections where he either wasn’t even pretending to sing live and a lot of bits where he was singing over a backing track which just accentuated any pitch issues he had.
Fair play to him the staging was ambitious and must have been pretty stressful while performing in front of millions, but it just didn’t work
moonbrows@reddit
And also the chorus was in German. Makes it an even more bizarre Eurovision entry. I feel a bit sorry for him!
Connell95@reddit
It wasn’t decent enough for people in the UK to actually want to listen to it on streaming, so I’m not quite sure why we should be surprised out European friends didn’t much like it either
CptBananaPants@reddit
Decent by what standards? I’m only surprised we didn’t get some pity votes from Germany
PartyPoison98@reddit
Reasonably talented, and was a bit out there/weird which usually does well at Eurovision. Not a winner, but deserved more than one.
squishyle@reddit
He is talented, and more successful than many of the Eurovision acts pre this contest via YouTube. I understand YT doesn’t make a musician, but if you look at his background, writing and producing credits it’s not nothing. Maybe being made to write with a team of writers that don’t get him / maker culture probably didn’t help.
Harrry-Otter@reddit
Not just us, Germany also usually does badly as well.
binkstagram@reddit
They also automatically qualify and then send acts that would not get through a prior elimination round.
Extension-Truth@reddit
Yeah you’re right, it’s consistently very low scoring evening with a middling quality song that should do okay. Being good sports and all but coming last is kind of becoming an unfunny joke now, and questionable.
LongsandsBeach@reddit
Germany has also done pretty badly over the past 10 years.
Plus many countries rarely even get out of the semi-finals.
srm79@reddit
No, it was quirky. And it was only quirky because the past couple of years quirky songs did well. It's reductive and a cheap knock-off of what other countries have done well
ExoticExchange@reddit
And the votes from casual viewers for “quirky” songs were going to Greece. If you’re going down the quirky route and expecting it to work it really has to be the best quirky song.
RoutineCloud5993@reddit
I don't give a toss about euro vision but was in the room while it was on. The UK act was fucking shite.
EpicKarisma8@reddit
I think it was the worst act of the night tbh
xxxxxxxxxooxxxxxxxxx@reddit
We got second place when we hosted for Ukraine.
It’s all political, nearly all songs from all countries are mediocre with a few stand outs.
CaregiverPresent5545@reddit
I’m not suggesting we should have won, or even that we should have placed well; but Eins, Zwei, Drei; was a banger and didn’t deserve last place.
mikeybb7@reddit
It deserved negative points
ZakT214@reddit
Can't argue with this. No vocals. Lyrics made no sense. The production was good but if everything else is a miss the song is a flop.
Frogad@reddit
No song ‘deserves’ last place. Being hated and loved works better for the votes than being middle of the pack for everyone
James95_@reddit
It was abhorrent what are you on about
Top_Independence4067@reddit
It made zero lyrical sense. Had the lyrics been better, and not some German, pepperoni shite, it would have done higher
Breakfastcrisis@reddit
It was a bit cursed, and based on my tastes, a musical nightmare. It combined elements of Kaiser Chiefs, Madness and LCD Soundsystem (some of my least favourite acts of all-time). But also totally the lyrics and presentation made it feel like a song from kid’s tv show.
buford419@reddit
That Mae Muller one a couple of years ago was a solid pop song, i quite liked it. It still did poorly.
liquidpagan@reddit
I think about this often, and although there's a bit of politics in it I wonder if it's more of a cultural thing of similar music and tastes
LunaWabohu@reddit
Because we give our full uncondtional support to Israel always
Mr_Bumcrest@reddit
Because look mum no computer is shouty idiot with limited musical talent. Do something halfway decent, like Sam Ryder, and we do well.
Lemanic89@reddit
As a Swede, I’m going to be very honest and say this.
Your music industry is too compartmentalized into each safe boxes that rarely, especially non-commercially, interact with each other. That lack of interaction doesn’t foster a platform that Melodifestivalen has become here in Sweden. Y’all just being left there fending for yourselves until Hollywood picks you up and the only reason why is because you happen to speak the same language.
Els236@reddit
- Political BS always happens (ex: Greece and Cyprus exchanging 12 points)
- The act we sent is not a good live-performer and did not have good vocals on the night.
- The act we sent is known for making whacky homebrew instruments, none of which he was allowed to have on stage. This led to crap staging and him not representing anything he's known for.
- The "dumb fun" songs either do amazingly well or get last. They tend to do well IF and only IF they gain traction on social media or something, ours didn't. The BBC didn't even play it on the radio afaik. A good example is Tommy Cash last year, who already had a fairly decent following on social media.
- As one of the "big five", we get auto-inclusion without going through voting, so the BBC or whoever pick an act they like, and that's that. If we did have to go through the process, I doubt we would have even gotten into the main event much in the last \~25 years (we did do well in the late 90s).
According-Face-3214@reddit
We are really so loved in Europe!
Davski88@reddit
Song was absolutely shocking. Not sure what people expected.
GibbyGoldfisch@reddit
Hijacking this thread here because I'm not sure people are aware but this year most of our would-be contenders pulled out because of Israel's involvement and the boycotts from five other countries.
Look Mum No Computer was thrown is as a last-gasp entrant, so hardly surprising it was crap.
Estebesol@reddit
What was it even about? "My job is shit, I need some pizza and a holiday?"
StarSpotter74@reddit
What are any of the other Eurovision songs about?
Or any song in history?
He's saying 9-5 is boring, drudgery and Europe is there to be seen and appreciated, even if stereotypically (pizza, eins, zwei, drei) etc. But it wasn't a bad song. I enjoyed it.
Estebesol@reddit
I didn't mean it in a critical way, I meant I genuinely had trouble understanding what he was trying to say.
StarSpotter74@reddit
Fair.
Typical one language speaking Brit here... I'd appreciate English subtitles for all acts.
I actually really enjoyed Albania's entry because I knew what he was singing about
BeatificBanana@reddit
They had English subtitles for all acts. You just needed to turn subtitles on.
StarSpotter74@reddit
Lazy here. I meant as standard.
This is why we score very low I know
BeatificBanana@reddit
Cmon. It's 1 button you have to press on your remote my friend. Or if you're watching on iplayer just one button on the screen to click. Takes less than a second
Just admit you didn't know
StarSpotter74@reddit
I know how it's done, but Albania had them as as standard, and maybe Italy last year? . And as god is my witness my telebox didn't want to pause, rewind, record tonight until I turned it off at the wall.
Anyway, It's done nowl though. Currently watching Michael Jackson on YouTube.
Proper_Ad_5547@reddit
Agreed lol we actually couldn’t make out what he was saying for most of it
Frogad@reddit
Soldi, Arcade, Zitti e buoni, are all way more memorable lyrically
Breakfastcrisis@reddit
It seemed to be, I’m bored with my job, let’s get a pizza with pepperoni and count in German, also karaoke for some reason.
MoodyMango4880@reddit
I think if we’d entered the Pub song from SNL Uk we’d have done better than we did
https://youtu.be/rY15PLImY3E?si=9aIpLNHkxVmUfDNZ
Which-Ad-9118@reddit
And it’s pony pony , that’s slang for shit . So he knew it was crap 😂
Estebesol@reddit
I thought pony was cockney rhyming slang for a £50?
merryman1@reddit
Nah that's a full horse that is lad
sheepandlambs@reddit
Pony is cockney slang for £25.
MarsStar2301@reddit
I assumed from the lyrics that he meant “a pony” as in the slang for £25, but either version might work.
CptBananaPants@reddit
Ein, zwei, drei!
gerg_861@reddit
I expected nil point. I would have won £50 if not for that one stupid point.
sheepandlambs@reddit
The phrase is "nul points". After 70 years, can people at least say the fucking phrase correctly?
BeatificBanana@reddit
They don't care how it's spelled.
OkMind2351@reddit
Everyone hates the English
italia0101@reddit
Came second in 2022 with Sam rider.
Should have won it , only due to Ukraine war did ukrain win.
The__Pope_@reddit
Tbf it was only because of the Ukraine war that we did so well in 2022
Timothy_Claypole@reddit
Sam Ryder would have won if Ukraine had not been invaded.
buford419@reddit
Honestly that Putin has wrought such damage, what a cunt.
NibblyPig@reddit
Amazing how people think this is anything but political when Israel came 2nd with a jillion votes precisely for this very reason
shark-with-a-horn@reddit
That's not true, somebody worked it out without Ukraine in the running, giving Ukraine's points to the next popular for that country, and we still didn't win
JohnnyOneLung@reddit
Why would the next popular country get all the points from Ukraine ?
shark-with-a-horn@reddit
It wasn't actually just giving all Ukraine's points, there were countries that did better in the televote than UK, so Ukraine's points would have been more likely to go to them than the UK
italia0101@reddit
Nahhh we won. We even hosted it the year after 😂
SamW1996@reddit
I saw someone say once that our selection criteria seems to be based on "what would sound good on Radio 2" (i.e. safe, middle of the road).
I haven't heard this year's entry but based on the other comments it would struggle to do this.
VirtualMatter2@reddit
Nobody hates you. It's just that your contributions are really bad.
Junior-Shallot-2702@reddit
Look at what we sent this year. I'm convinced they purposely send utter shite so we don't have to host, it's completely unfair honestly, the public should have some input at least. I'm more disgusted about a certain country participating than us losing though to be fair. I refuse to watch it anymore because of that.
DeKrieg@reddit
The UK doesnt do a decent pre eurovision national song contest, A lot of the other euro entries do and the ones that have consistently finished in the left hand all do, they may not necessarily win, but countries like Italy, norway and finland etc have full public contests to select their entries.
Its not even about quality, but more so about finding artists with stage presence and songs that work on a large stage, artists who go through a national competition develop a much better feel for performing to a live audience on eurovision's scale and the songs are much better tailored to that scale.
This double hurts the UK because as one of the big 5 they dont have to go through the semis officially.
A reoccuring problem for the UK entries has been with the exception of Sam Ryder is they've lacked stage presence. Something that has continued this year, a lot of comments I saw about the UK entry was that despite the energy and stage design the bass felt weak and the song lacked impact.
They're not alone in that factor, Ireland has suffered a similar issue prior to the boycott because we select our entries via a goddamn talkshow, so most of our entries tend to jump from a much smaller stage to eurovision's massive size and get drowned out in the semis. Again we bucked this trend when we sent a larger act 2 years ago.
my__socrates__note@reddit
A song needs to be in the top 10 out of 24 other songs across 35 countries to get any points
audigex@reddit
It only has to be in the top 10 in any one of those 35 countries to get a point
But yeah, you could be 11th in all 35 countries and still get 0 points
Full-Suggestion-1320@reddit
Ours had a good hook but, the production, musical quality and staging were all very poor. I really thought we would see fantastic staging on this one, but the cardboard keyboards were just awful.
Every other country in the final had put in an incredible and professional effort to stage the song, I agree with the persin who said school talent show effort.
minipainteruk@reddit
It felt low budget and unimpressive in comparison to the other acts.
TrousersTrousers@reddit
The song was awful.
Swimming_Possible_68@reddit
It may not have been the best song. But it definitely wasn't the worst song. But still ended up at the bottom.
komar80@reddit
You are right, Austrian song was worse. Britain should be 24th.
minipainteruk@reddit
I liked the Austrian song!
No-Bass8742@reddit
At least the Austrian singer could sing
PopularBroccoli@reddit
My wife is Swedish. She speaks fluent English and could not follow what he was saying. There were slang terms that mean nothing to her at all. Without being able to follow the narrative of the lyrics the whole thing becomes a confusing mess
Estebesol@reddit
English is my first language and I feel very unconfident in my understanding of the song.
aimee94@reddit
I could barely make out any of the lyrics in the chorus.
minipainteruk@reddit
"1 2 3, Darling I need something salty. 1 2 3, with a slice of pepperoni."
Honestly, you were probably better off not knowing!
BieDiee@reddit
The song is about an office worker who likes and pepperoni on his pizza and has a habit of counting in German. Seemed pretty obvious /s
booroms@reddit
There's definitely the fact the continent hate us, but we just don't put our best foot forward any of the time. We sent Sam Ryder a couple years back with a great song and a great performance and he did very well but it's not often we do anything like that. This year we sent a youtouber who isn't a great vocalist or songwriter (he's a good electronic musician - he's great at what he does but it's not what you want for eurovision) and we lost because of it.
The thing is the UK produces a massive amount of musical talent but most of our artists can't afford to waste time on eurovision because it's a huge commitment that they could spend the time touring or recording instead
chris--p@reddit
Nobody hates us this is nonsense.
Inside_Performance32@reddit
We sent crap acts , but the continent do hate us , I know this from being married to someone from it and travelling alot .
We are hated 2nd only to the yanks by the rest of Europe .
clydebuilt@reddit
In my experience stating that I'm Scottish, not English, often changes grumps to smiles. Especially in France. I do also do my best to speak French, so maybe that helps a bit too.
chris--p@reddit
No they don't. It's a mild dislike by a few people at most. Nobody hates us.
XihuanNi-6784@reddit
You're splitting hairs. The point is they don't like us hence why we don't get votes. OPs question is asked and answered.
chris--p@reddit
No we don't get votes because we're shit.
Substantial_Self_939@reddit
Yeah it's just sour grapes. I think if we didn't have automatic qualification, we might try a bit harder. Spain and Germany also routinely do poorly for the same reason.
chris--p@reddit
We're literally joint second (albeit with 4 other countries) for most wins.
And like yeah we're maybe not the most popular country, but nobody hates us.
jenzfin@reddit
The last win was 30 years ago
10101010010101010110@reddit
Shit, you’ve just made me feel old.
LouisaB75@reddit
Don't worry it was actually only 29 years ago. 😉
jenzfin@reddit
You're right. I had 1996 in my mind but it was 97
ysgall@reddit
Yes…but these wins petered out in 1997. Eurovision has changed beyond all recognition and like England with the Football World Cup, the UK tends to feel it has a ‘right’ to win because ‘we’re the best really and we woz robbed’ attitude. A little more humility and less of a sense of entitlement would do no harm. Most of the entries across Europe tonight were pretty forgettable, as was that of the UK. End of.
chris--p@reddit
I'm sorry we have plenty humility. But England invented football and is extremely successful at club level. And the UK is a musical powerhouse. These are things we're actually very good at, so there's nothing wrong with being confident and even expectant. I think we're actually pretty damn good at admitting when we're shit at something.
juicycapoochie@reddit
I can promise you, a lot of people hate the U.K.
chris--p@reddit
A lot of people love it too. Swings and roundabouts.
Substantial_Self_939@reddit
Exactly.
AllRedLine@reddit
This is always pure cope.
The fact that we're not well-liked is absolutely a very significant contributing factor. The vast majority of the votes are the way they are because of politics and friendly relations between states.
Just look at the sheer quantities of nations that award the most points to their neighbours or other countries that speak their language. Whether you're a well-liked state is unquestionably a huge aspect of it all.
Of course, it doesn't help that our Eurovision panel seem to have an embarrassment kink and seemingly chooses the worst artists and songs they can possibly find as if they're doing it on purpose.
Nimblewright_47@reddit
It's almost like it helps to have a large population in your near neighbour (historically, ethnic Russians in the former USSR states) or strong historical bonds (especially in relatively new states).
The UK is an old and geographically separate country so doesn't get that advantage. Our diaspora is older - retirees rather than economic migrants - so probably less interested in Eurovision.
Ok-Doubt-6324@reddit
UK is a superpower when it comes to music. But when it come's to Eurovision it seems like we just can't be arsed.
srm79@reddit
Have you ever been abroad? Europe doesn't hate us, far from it and they love our music, they know we're capable of so much better than we send to Eurovision, some of what we send is insulting in comparison to the UK chart music the continent hears daily
NoodleDoodlesocks@reddit
Sending youtube tier acts probably has a lot to do with it.
squishyle@reddit
Wasn’t Sam Ryder, the person everyone seems to love, discovered on yt or TikTok or some other sm?
juicycapoochie@reddit
Yeah but he is a legit singer/songwriter who was recording and posting his own music online, and he's extremely talented.
squishyle@reddit
If he is that talented why haven’t I heard anything from him since that year? He is in a musical currently and has a gig at an oyster festival according to the limited tooling search I just did 🥴
minipainteruk@reddit
Maybe you're just not his target audience?
Old_Top2901@reddit
He released an album in 2022 which had some lovely songs on it. One especially called ‘All the Way Over’ which my mum and me loved and we played it at her funeral. He also did a song in the last season of Ted Lasso. He did a Christmas song and a Christmas special with Hannah Waddingham. He did a thing with Greg James for a bit of fun nonsense. He did the queens jubilee concert. He’s now in a musical. He’s not doing nothing, he’s booked.
do_you_realise@reddit
I like the guy on YouTube but never really rated his musical output, unfortunately, as much as I'd love to. But sorry to say this entry was just weird; it didn't have a tune, didn't have any decent synth hooks and didn't even really make any sense. All I remember from the set was boring grey desks. Just really oddly poor in every possible way.
He builds his own instruments and is a modular synth enthusiast so with (presumably?) help writing it from actual professional writers I iimagined he'd come up with something truly unique
himit@reddit
the song this year was good but very niche & British - the heavy south london accent, slang, and britpunk vibe is something we get but Europeans don't.
We need to play the game & send stuff the mainlanders like more. Hell, if the staging had just focused on the European holiday aspect of the song we probably would've done much better.
Mfcx6sp4@reddit
The song was absolutely awful. Just terrible. I don’t say this lightly - it made me ashamed to be British.
minipainteruk@reddit
Usually I think we send singers who don't have mass appeal. It's like we can't work out who our audience is and so we just don't appeal to anyone.
I just did not get our entry this year at all. I usually like the more "jokey" songs but this one just felt bad to me.
sheepandlambs@reddit
If this makes you ashamed to be British, you need to get your priorities straight.
squishyle@reddit
Are you really that bothered? Eurovision is full of nonsense songs, extremely boring ballads or vanilla mainstream.
mikeybb7@reddit
Totally agree. Whoever decided to have that song represent us should lose their job and be shunned from society
No-Bass8742@reddit
It was so British that in your own country it only peaked at 83 in the charts? You don’t like your own entries most years and then cry why nobody else votes for them.
Ok-Doubt-6324@reddit
'Mainlanders'.
CarrotCakeAndTea@reddit
Please can we send a Welsh choir singing in Welsh next year, please? Or something akin to a sea shanty? Our entry was not good (again) but how come Greece got more points than we did? That was also not good.
Legitimate_Corgi_981@reddit
Greece is guaranteed to always avoid Nul Points by virtue of the free 12 from Cyprus EVERY year.
ReactiveWaters@reddit
Absolutely. I am not in the slightest musical, but give me a year and even I could submit something better than our effort tonight. Or the last few years.
matweat@reddit
Bizarre that they chose some rando singing in German
Highlord_Salem@reddit
Because we sing shit songs. That's exactly why we dont win.
Monotask_Servitor@reddit
Because pop culture Britain and the Anglosphere in general are too self-aware, and can’t do things that are ridiculously kitsch or corny without giving the audience a self-aware wink to tell them they’re in on the joke. That is antithetical to the spirit of Eurovision, which is all about being totally camp and ridiculous with 100% conviction. Eurovision is a world where postmodern irony never existed.
DeapVally@reddit
Our song was shite. Never gonna make any phone top 10s with that. Surprised we got 1 point from judges as well. It didn't deserve it.
aimee94@reddit
Pity point from Ukraine for helping them out
Lambchops87@reddit
Yup this.
When we send something good we do well (see Sam Ryder) we do well.
We've had a few times where a competent entry has been a bit hard done by. This wasn't one of them. See the Moldovan entry this year for a lesson in how to properly do cheesy but fun, while bringing a bit of a unique flavour from your country.
Dog_Apoc@reddit
Political contest. Israel came second despite having an absolutely ass song.
csjuanpointsix@reddit
Eurovision isn't about the music
aimee94@reddit
The song was bad and he can't sing, I'm not sure how much more about the music this could be
Vermilion7777@reddit
Greetings from Germany, we have 12 times as much points as you !!! 😛
snavej1@reddit
Many countries vote for neighbouring countries, regardless of song quality. Too much politics.
bcscroller@reddit
Other countries take it very seriously with heats and contests to see which song will go. The BBC just picks someone. UK is also one of the leading countries that pays, so is guaranteed a spot every year, which breeds complacency. Also, UK is not in a voting block for support - Greece and Cyprus give each other 12 points each year, for example.
Dad-Bod-God93@reddit
Because we send rubbish artists like tonight, we sent a middle aged posh guy with a computer to a music competition and expected to do well
saint_rbnsn01@reddit
Imagine you sat down to watch a Eurovision from the past in full and you were able to hide which country was which.
At the end - two hours of kitsch gimmicky all singing all dancing on ice - you wrote down five songs you remembered and one or two details about them.
The UK would struggle to feature on this list at all since 2000. We have had FORGETTABLE entries. Not necessarily outright bad - but very very forgettable
XylophoneFish@reddit
UK this year had fun staging but the lyrics sounded like they were written while traveling to the show. Terrible.
Comfortable-Knee3972@reddit
May I suggest next year we try Jazz Fusion and make those bastards really suffer
Old_Top2901@reddit
I read that Sam Ryder was successful cos not only is he super talented and a lovely human-Labrador, he spent MONTHS travelling Europe promoting the song and getting it played on radios etc and just generally being a ded nice guy and getting popular. I don’t know if the acts since have done that.
Dic_Penderyn@reddit
I did not even know the contest was on. No one I know watches tv any more.
Background_Ocelot518@reddit
The song was pretty bad 🙃
BeatificBanana@reddit
It wasnt worse than all the others though
Background_Ocelot518@reddit
Let’s be honest here,
It was worse than all the others
Greywacky@reddit
Worse than Malta or Italy?
Background_Ocelot518@reddit
That’s a fair point
BeatificBanana@reddit
I personally didn't think it was
lisaseileise@reddit
The guy the UK sent is beyond brilliant, I adore what he does. I hope to see him life doing stuff on synthesizers one day in my life and to visit his museum.
The song was just crap and the show was absolutely pointless. What a waste.
MASunderc0ver@reddit
Cus it was one of the worst songs of the night. Simple as that.
mspjulian@reddit
As bad as the winning song surely
squishyle@reddit
A fair comment. Did you hear the Bulgarian singer explain the meaning of bangaranga? It’s all just BS.
cannedrex2406@reddit
I was mentioning this to my friends, but shes obviously very talented with great stage presence, good looks and a really good voice with solid vocals.
I just hated the song. It felt like a Bulgarian version of a Katseye song, which works if you're into it, but you'll hate it if you aren't.
But by the end, I didn't even care as I just wanted it to win
Amazing-Visual-2919@reddit
We do get votes when we have a good song.
Sam Ryder was second the other year?
JTMetro365@reddit
And would have been first if it wasn't for the war in Ukraine.
NibblyPig@reddit
Without us supporting Ukraine though we'd have been near the bottom again
Connell95@reddit
Not really – Stefania was a great song and Ukraine have always been incredibly strong at Eurovision (the only country never to have failed to qualify for the final), and Spain would likely have won it without Ukraine, not the UK
The__Pope_@reddit
Nope, if you assigned all of Ukraines points to whoever came second in those votes then we wouldn't have won. Also the UK had a lot of good PR for supporting Ukraine in the war at the time which is the reason we did so well in the votes
sheepandlambs@reddit
But who's to say that's what would have happened?
BeatificBanana@reddit
Who's to say it isn't? It's the most logical way of working out who might have won.
Amazing-Visual-2919@reddit
Pesky Putin!!
SEP555@reddit
It was a political 2nd that's why uk ended up hosting for them
Amazing-Visual-2919@reddit
I don't think it was. It was a banging tune.
The best for years.
Brilliant_Sound_5565@reddit
Looks we did alright with Sam rider the other year, we nearly won! Was a good song and we were only pipped by Ukraine, in the grand scheme of things our song, although i didnt think it was the worst it certainly didnt realy standout, Sam performed it well, but it just wasnt good enough
Antique-Primary-2413@reddit
Fuck it. Next year we should just send Sleaford Mods to yell at Sofia about recycling bins in Gedling. Nil points but at least Gedling Council might be shamed into sorting out the bins.
astalia-v@reddit
I’ve said for a long time i think if we sent Goldie Lookin Chain we would actually win. the mods might be a little far though
NibblyPig@reddit
They'd better have copious amounts of smoke effects for their act to mask the fact they're on stage blazing it
ExoticExchange@reddit
You’re only allowed 6 on stage though so some members of Goldie Lookin Chain would have to stay home.
DoctorDoPlenty@reddit
brilliant
Appropriate_Trader@reddit
No one worth competing wants to waste their musical career by being known as that artist who got nil point
sheepandlambs@reddit
It's nul, not nil. Why would it be "nil"?
Internet-Dick-Joke@reddit
Nil means 'zero', and is more frequently used in common English, such as in sports.
sheepandlambs@reddit
But it's French. Why would they use an English word?
Internet-Dick-Joke@reddit
You're in the UK sub, discussing UK eurovision results, and result are given in both English French. That is why they were using the English. 'Nul Points' isn't used in any official announcement, just one the commentary.
You're just being the same kind of pretentious prick that insists on over-pronouncing Italian words from the menu in Bella Italia.
Also, 'nul points' isn't even grammatically correct French. It's an aglicisation; pseudo-French. Weird of you to not realise that.
that2017vibe@reddit
So confident
sheepandlambs@reddit
Oui, parce que je sais que "nul" est un chiffre français.
DeapVally@reddit
Because they say nil when reading the football scores for zero since the dawn of time. 'Nul' is frog speak.
sheepandlambs@reddit
The phrase is French though.
mrsaturncoffeetable@reddit
So am I the only one here that genuinely loved the UK entry this year then
Nice_Back_9977@reddit
We usually send crap singers with crap songs.
When we send good singers with good songs we actually do well.
ChoreomaniacCat@reddit
I'm surprised they didn't learn from Sam Ryder. Great song sung by a phenomenal singer and came very close to winning for the first time in a long time. Then right back to the same poor songs after.
auntie_eggma@reddit
Because it didn't win, so they can't think past that to how well it did.
The__Pope_@reddit
When do we send good singers and do well? Don't say Sam Rider cause that was off the back of Ukraine war PR
sheepandlambs@reddit
Funny, even when we do well, people like you come up with an excuse.
It's almost like you are desperate to prove your narrative that everyone in Europe hates us.
The__Pope_@reddit
Because 2022 was a massive outlier with an obvious reason.
Not saying they hate us but we're not favourites of anyone
No-Bass8742@reddit
The obvious reason being you sent a great song. You are not a victim, you don’t even like your own entries. Sam Ryder’s song made it to number 2 and this year’s entry only to 83.
jakub_199@reddit
You don’t take it seriously and the low-effort entries don’t impress. The “too cool for school” attitude is simply killing your chances. Sam Ryder was fully committed and almost won – so it’s definitely possible.
Mysterious-Stay-3393@reddit
Who gives a f&$k ! We are the home of popular music and have given a lot of this form to the world.
ysilver@reddit
We don’t send established artists, we send newbies. We also automatically qualify as one of the sponsoring countries so we don’t get the exposure that comes with trying to qualify. We also don’t have a voting bloc that we stick with like the Nordic countries.
SpeccyBeard@reddit
Its politically motivated bullshit anyway, we are a bit of a laughing stock in Europe, lets face it. The UK getting no points is as baffling to me as the fact that Australia is allowed to enter.
Tequilasquirrel@reddit
I’d have been even more baffled if we did get points from tonight’s entry. wtf even was that, it wasn’t even singing, it was oi oi savaloy, and shouting random German numbers.
SpeccyBeard@reddit
The guy who did our song is an incredible musician and has worked on some great projects. He is an enthusiast for music technology. Hes got a YouTube channel and I think he runs some sort of music museum or something?
I think the issue is, Eurovision songs are very hard to get right. Because you're not trying to make a song to sell records or tickets for a tour or anything like that. You're trying to make a 1 hit wonder solely for a competition.
Also, the voting isn't indicative of what is 'good'
If were gonna let Australia and fucking Israel compete in EUROvision, then you gotta let someone using German numbers in their song slide lol
No-Bass8742@reddit
But nobody in the UK even bought this year’s entry. It peaked below top 70.
Tequilasquirrel@reddit
That all might be the case and he could be the greatest musician In the world, but he brought a truly shit song to a song contest and rightfully came last. It’s not some persecution by Europe. Who is allowed to enter is a completely different matter.
squishyle@reddit
This! People getting worked up about our Eurovision entry are getting me worked up because they don’t see the trash other countries send. Maybe it didn’t translate for him but at least we tried something.
juicycapoochie@reddit
He's a musician but not a singer/performer and that was really obvious in his awkward performance.
newtobitcoin111@reddit
Even if Aretha Franklin was resurrected and represented us we still would not win 😂
No-Bass8742@reddit
The constant whining of the UK is so sad. The UK had five wins so far, only two other countries got seven. You are not the victim. You hates your own song this year because it didn’t even crack the UK charts.
SplodgySplodge1@reddit
It's a total mystery. Year after year we submit shit song after shit song, and yet no one votes for us. Bizarre!!!
shanloulie@reddit
most of the countries in Eurovision have literal holidays celebrating liberation from the british empire’s oppression…..
Ok-Doubt-6324@reddit
Most? As in....Malta, Ireland, Cyprus and Gibraltar?
Is that what you mean when you say "most of the countries in Eurovision have literal holidays celebrating liberation from the british empire’s oppression….."
shanloulie@reddit
only 22 counties in the world haven’t been invaded by britain throughout history, my estimation of those having actual holidays might not be most but enough of europe have distasteful views about the uk historically and today i don’t understand why it’s such a shock that no one fucking likes us
FirstAndOnly1996@reddit
So the whole "countries that haven't been invaded by Britain" map that floats about is iffy because it has very liberal views of what constitutes an invasion. Second point - the a lot of the countries in Europe were JUST as bad as we were in terms of imperialism. So no, most of the countries in Eurovision do not have literal holidays celebrating liberation from us lmao
shanloulie@reddit
thanks google but who asked you?
we’re literally a step away from the us and israel in international views my point still stands no one likes us for a reason lmao
Ok-Doubt-6324@reddit
You've moved the goalposts to suit your argument. You're original comment was about the Eurovision countries having literal holidays about being liberated from the oppression of the British Empire. Now you say it's about the the rest of the world, that isn't even in the Eurovision contest.
You're a typical Redditor account. You swap around what you say to try and trick people into thinking you're in the right and anyone who argues with you is in the wrong - when you're just a liar.
I don't even think you are British btw.
shanloulie@reddit
i admit my original comment was wrong but my overall point here stands that historically the uk aren’t people’s favourites for some pretty big reasons that don’t go away when we sing a shit song
“you’re a typical redditor”🤓 bro touch grassssssss
Wascoo@reddit
Because that song was offensively bad. We are actually good at exporting pop music internationally but for whatever reason we only send pure electro swing tier crap to Eurovision.
amanset@reddit
Right now it is the only song I can remember the melody to.
PopularBroccoli@reddit
I have the Swedish “I got you in my head, my heart, my body part” stuck in my head
daddywookie@reddit
The Swedish song was a banger. Deserved way more points.
cowbutt6@reddit
It reminded me of 16-bit demoscene music. In a good way!
Breakfastcrisis@reddit
It was Cascada-coded. From the chorus top line melody to the very clunky lyrics. Similar to Cascada famously writing a song where the lyrics to the chorus were “evacuate the dance floor, I’m infected…”
PopularBroccoli@reddit
I just hope my 6 year old daughter stops singing it
MoodyMango4880@reddit
as long as she doesn’t start singing the Romanian entry 😆
noodlesandwich123@reddit
Look Mum No Points
socGOD@reddit
Because everyone hates us. We shouldn't participate in that contest any more its just embarrassing. Israel got 2nd most votes lol joke of a competition
ReactiveWaters@reddit
It was a terrible song and deserved 0 points
socGOD@reddit
It doesn't matter how good our song is we will always come last lol. The song wasn't that bad definitely not the worst we've sent it was better than last year.
maxc1999@reddit
We’re always shit, that’s it. No big conspiracy here.
kilgore_trout1@reddit
This is it. The one year on the modern era that we sent a decent act it came second, and was unlucky not to win.
Send shit, come last - simple as that.
MulberryJumpy4214@reddit
Except we're not the worst. Not by far. Our song was shit, but we ranked below songs that are far FAR worse. Nearly every year. We scored high that year thanks to a pretty famous song and beloved singer.
We come LAST because the UK IS famously very hated. Eurovision is 70% political 30% opinion.
Frogad@reddit
No it’s the other way around. We seem super out of touch with sending songs that would do well
No-Bass8742@reddit
Beloved singer? Sam Ryder was a youtube singer that had no hits prior to Eurovision. The song was great and the singer did great so you did well. End of
kilgore_trout1@reddit
Are you kidding? Ours was really bad lol
Fehnder@reddit
I mean politics. But we were also terrible.
Europe has quite a distinct music scene, usually the winners have been playing non stop across the clubs and bars in Europe. Euphoria was HUGE already before it won Eurovision.
The uk just isn’t part of that scene.
LongsandsBeach@reddit
Israel is far more politically controversial than the UK and came second.
Russia was doing well even after annexing Crimea too.
FirstAndOnly1996@reddit
Yeah, I think people forget Russia's invasion of Ukraine didn't start in 2022.
Frogad@reddit
I hate that I keep saying this tonight but only the top 10 per country get points, it doesn’t mean a country got no votes because they got 0 points. It’s even possible to have more raw votes than a team with a lot more points
mudual@reddit
Maybe it is a deliberate thing to send a shit song, as the prize is having to host Eurovision, and that would be a headache for the BBC. I recall that happened with Ireland, they were on a winning streak, and RTE couldn’t afford it, and didn’t want Ireland to win.
Connell95@reddit
These days hosting Eurovision largely pays for itself, especially in a country like the UK where demand for tickets is incredibly high – it’s not a particularly huge financial burden
MarkWrenn74@reddit
That premise is the joke behind the famous A Song for Europe episode of Father Ted
mudual@reddit
That I know also, I have seen Father Ted, its just Ireland won it in 1992, 1993, and 1994, so 3 times in a row.
PartyPoison98@reddit
We literally hosted it on behalf of Ukraine not long ago.
mudual@reddit
I know, and if it wasn’t for Ukraine winning, we would have won it, as Sam Ryder was great as well.
alarming_wrong@reddit
my lovely horse
queljest456@reddit
The BBC (who selects our entry) is scarred of trying anything new, and instead sticks to stuff that is guaranteed not to offend the average Radio 2 listener
LegitimatePenguin@reddit
This year was the very definition of something new though
queljest456@reddit
It was, but it was still very BBC friendly
Potential-Living-676@reddit
Political voting. The continent hates us.
Looks like they have forgotten how they fell one by one in WW2 and we were the only ones in Europe who were strong enough to defeat the Germans.
ReactiveWaters@reddit
Or it was an absolutely atrocious song?
Ill_Ad_791@reddit
I don’t think we care enough to actually try, and they know that
Hour_Ad9761@reddit
I'm not sure it's the performers who don't try but the institutional stuff behind the scenes at the BBC that doesn't. We occasionally luck out and accidentally pick a Sam Ryder type who knows what to do, but since 2000 we've had more bottom places than top-10s. Most of those bottom placers have not been bad (and the one that was a stinker was only really the on-the-night performance, which they did absolutely tank) - just meh and not worthy of countries' top 10 choices (which is where the points lie).
Fun-Hat-527@reddit
The biggest mistake is that you don't have a competition to select a song, so you dont even know if the voting public would like it.
It is some random people selecting a random act, while other countries do a televised competition over a few months period where a winner is selected by public and jury.
Connell95@reddit
That’s not it at all – some of the worst ever UK acts were selected by a live competition on TV, and some of the most successful (including Sam Ryder) were picked direct by the broadcaster
saigon2010@reddit
We've done that in the past. We still barely got any votes
PootMcGroot@reddit
We do get votes - we'd have won in 2022 if not for the Ukrainian war (and fair enough - sometimes politics are more important).
We gambled with a classic camp europop song. These tend to either win or come last. That's the gamble.
The__Pope_@reddit
Nope, if you assigned all of Ukraines points to whoever came second in those votes then we wouldn't have won. Also the UK had a lot of good PR for supporting Ukraine in the war at the time which is the reason we did so well in the votes
PootMcGroot@reddit
Not sure what you mean? You can't just reallocate points like that and make any logical sense - if not for the war, the table would have been completely different, and Ukraine likely in the bottom half, as usual, it wasn't a particularly strong song.
The 2-5 positions would likely have been the same, and shifted up one each.
Connell95@reddit
Ukraine is not normally in the bottom half of the table, and neither was it before the Russian invasion – it has the best record of any country in the history of the contest
InsertObligatoryPun@reddit
I mean, this year’s was shit. No surprise there.
komar80@reddit
Are people choosing this kind of artists to take the piss or british people have different teste of music? None of us on the front of telly was British born and everyone was just shaking head when listened to this guy tonight. You could see WTF? painted on everyone face.
miowiamagrapegod@reddit
The British public had no say in choosing the act for the last few years
mrman08@reddit
He was pretty drunk to be fair.
LuckyBug1982@reddit
In all honesty UK is sending traditionally mediocre talents. It’s almost like being guaranteed World Cup spot but continually sending just players from League1 to compete and wonder why they always come back home with no point for years and years.
ReactiveWaters@reddit
Don't think it was necessarily the worst song, but it was terrible. I would be interested to see what the British judges would honestly have given it. Pretty close to 0 I would imagine.
We have so much talent in this country and this was what we sent?! Shocking really.
I propose we rotate it so it goes English, Welsh, Scottish and N.Irish within the UK entry (roll a dice for the order). Embrace our stereotypes or heritages or whatever. Cornish sea-shanty, Welsh techno-folk Celtic trance, Scottish Gaelic metal, Stormzy-style London scene. Saxon/Viking rock. Pagan wassail. Indian-decent banghra. Pirate metal (Alestorm).
wintonian1@reddit
Your asking why we do badly in the annual European political update?
babydave371@reddit
As others have said, we are in an odd position where if we really wanted to we could win at an absurd rate (if not nearly every year). If we said "fuck it, we're sending Adele" then we would win. However, we don't because we're not dicks and also we don't want to host it that often. The UK's oversized representation in music puts us in a awkward position. So we get in this weird situation of having almost am-dram musical acts as opposed to our big guns.
Imagine if we had put peak Queen in the contest, do your really think anyone else would stand a chance?
We also have a habit recently of picking stuff that works in the UK but nowhere else. This year is a great example for that as he was clearly riffing of the Specials and Madness. Those bands are very specific to the UK and are niche even here. They will not work across Europe.
Finally, due to the costs of the contest there are years we obviously are trying not to win. See the recent Englebert Humperdinck entry....
miowiamagrapegod@reddit
I mean, in this case because our song was fucking atrocious
Aggressive-Ground490@reddit
Boycotted this year so can't speak for this years singer but we probably haven't tried too hard to win recently tbh. We tried with Sam Ryder and came second to Ukraine, and because of the war it meant that we based the competition in Liverpool. Hosting Eurovision is extremely expensive - and when we hosted in 2023 it cost a lot. The last few acts since then have been fine but not 'winners'. Still taking part but we need a break from the competition haha
mbullaris@reddit
Because the song and performance was objectively terrible. There is no conspiracy.
Sam Ryder did pretty well in 2022 and deservedly so.
Hawk-432@reddit
It’s because no serious act from the UK will take part (this year we have an objectively bad song), and also because most the voting is a mix of local favouritism, politics and sex appeal. Don’t take it hard. I live now in Vienna. From UK. Watched with a bunch of nationalities. Me and the Germans were just laughing at our low votes, because obviously we get low votes ;)
Adm_Shelby2@reddit
New to this are you?
BeatificBanana@reddit
They already answered that in their post, they said that they don't follow the Eurovision song contest.
LongjumpingLab3092@reddit
"Is there tactical voting" 100% new
Next question is "why did greece and cyprus give 12 points to each other" 😂
AllRedLine@reddit
A double-whammy of the facts that we're not very well liked as a nation in Europe, and we invariably send shit songs, and this year it was especially bad - almost as bad as the one from 2 years ago.
LordBoomDiddly@reddit
Because our acts suck
And we were second in 2022, why would that be if no-one likes us?
Israel is probably the most unpopular country in the world and just finished in 2nd place
Thrilalia@reddit
Because the UK sends crappy songs out there, then they get very few points to which brings in complaints about "Europe is mean and hates us for no reason." BS. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd think it was deliberate to stirr up the public. But it's mostly down to the UK music groups considering it beneath them and a place groups go to die.
Sometimes the UK does send a good song and *gasps* they do well!
Embarrassed_Put_7892@reddit
Everyone whines and whinges about political voting and conveniently skips over the fact that our songs are shite. Sam Ryder was great! And because it was great, it got votes. Last year’s was horrible. Horrible song about nothing at all with a lot of wailing. There were some absolutely great songs last year - Sweden, Finland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands - Albania was awesome - they were all great! And then you compare ours and it’s just schlock.
Put in something cool and innovative and actually good and it’s gonna do well.
swiftodonnell@reddit
Because we're awful and the songs just aren't good enough! When we send good acts, like Sam Ryder or even Remember Monday, we are scored fairly. It's such a British mentality to cry in the corner and claim everybody hates us without admitting we're just not good enough 😂
Jemima_puddledook678@reddit
Sam Ryder only did well because we were supporting Ukraine. It’s entirely political.
squishyle@reddit
This. I find his music extremely boring. And he is currently in Jesus Christ Superstar. Why people go on about him I really do not get it personally.
Jemima_puddledook678@reddit
He’s a good singer, but it’s not as though that’s the reason he did so well. Israel got second this year, and they were hardly second best.
squishyle@reddit
Yeh that’s fair
jl2352@reddit
The notion that things that happen in the world can only ever be explained by a single fact is so silly. He did well for multiple reasons.
Sam Ryder sang a great song. The performance on the day was decent. He had built up popularity via social media. The UK was also a vocal and early supporter of Ukraine.
All of those can be true.
Jemima_puddledook678@reddit
He also did really well, I agree, but to act as though he was uniquely good and it was purely based on talent is ludicrous.
BeatificBanana@reddit
Nobody said that though?
jl2352@reddit
Most people agree he is talented, and was a great entry. To dismiss that is also ludicrous.
srm79@reddit
When did we stop supporting Ukraine exactly?
Jemima_puddledook678@reddit
We haven’t, but it’s no longer the primary political issue voters care about.
LoveBeBrave@reddit
Remember Monday came 19th out of 26, they didn’t do well
fairkatrina@reddit
Gonna buck the trend a little bit, as you’re talking about what your grandad remembered from 20ish years ago, which is about when I stopped watching Eurovision. Bloc voting used to be a BFD. Wogan’s routine for most of the show was snarking on which countries would give the love (or the middle finger) to their neighbours. With the rise of the EU I think a lot of that went by the wayside, people feel more European now, not exclusively insert nationality here.
Eurovision voting also reflects geopolitical events, eg our acts got overlooked after we got involved in the Iraq war even when we were making an effort. Over time I think successive years of penal “nil points” led to us phoning it in and here we are.
FormalComplaints@reddit
The UK guy is kindof famous on youtube (lookmomnocomputer) for doing music with modular synthesizers, which is very oldschool and hard.
The song is basically about how he comes alive when he fiddles with these synthesizers and how he dislikes computers among other things.
I only know this because I follow his YT channel, otherwise there is zero possibility of deciphering that from the performance or song for unaware people.
The song is also probably arranged on a modular synth, which makes it impressive technically, but there is a reason why people write songs on computers these day.
vivaldibot@reddit
Just s few words from an ESC superpower: we love you guys but you keep sending mediocre acts most years. Which is really a choice because you have so much amazing talent. Would love to see you take it more seriously and succeed.
merryman1@reddit
I liked the song but it wasn't exactly a banger for a huge flashy arena crowd.
Would love to see us send something more fitting to the size of the stage. Skindred could be great. I think Lynks would do real well.
Gbrown546@reddit
Did you hear our song? It was absolutely shite. The one time we sent a good song in a few years ago, we came 2nd
Illustrious-Elk-1305@reddit
My theory is that Eurovision is so uncool that no talented UK musician who cares about their reputation would want to have anything to do with it (with the very occasional exception).
OddSignificance1093@reddit
There is no rhyme or reason to Eurovision voting,it’s politically swayed and manipulated.
sheepandlambs@reddit
Pick one. You can't have both of these be true.
Woffingshire@reddit
We do get votes, we just don't get points.
You only get points if you are in the top 10 of votes in at least one out of the 25 countries.
Thejag9ba@reddit
Replying to my__socrates__note...it’s out of 35 countries for the votes
Cleffah@reddit
Because we're shit and embarassing and nobody likes us.
MinimumSilver5814@reddit
We’re not very good at making the twee, camp Europop that the continent likes, and outside of one day in May a year that’s a good thing.
SelectiveScribbler06@reddit
Our style is snarky, witty and... I can't think of how to describe it right now, but it's identifiably from the UK. But the Continent is too sentimental for us; we always like to puncture said sentimentality if we can. It is anathema to us.
PXR5Magnu@reddit
No our l songs are shit
Marsof1@reddit
because the song we select every year is not in keeping what is popular on the European music scene. If anything it is an insult to European music, especially this year.
I’m surprised it even got one point this year.
FilDaFunk@reddit
No tactical voting, no else actually cares one way or the other about UK. Just low quality acts.
Do notice lots of countries don't get that many points.
Inside_Performance32@reddit
Honestly I was hoping Israel win just for the pure carnage it would have caused .
But the tiktok brain rot song out did them .
Infamous_Tough_7320@reddit
How about we don't trivialise the suffering of millions in Gaza just so you could see the carnage. A genocidal nation should be banned from competing in any competition world wide
nj813@reddit
top scorer with the judges and public i'd hardly call it brainrot
mspjulian@reddit
As if the public ever has good taste
nogoodnameslefticl@reddit
it just... wasn't good
komar80@reddit
Really? UK ussually sends some some losers and trying this way to disgrace eurovision. Can't understand why you not leaving this competition permanently.
BeatificBanana@reddit
No we don't, what are you talking about? Everyone we send is excited to be there and our song tonight wasn't bad. :(
wasp1o1@reddit
TV ratings.
Heathy94@reddit
I honestly don’t get it. Everyone bangs on about how much they hate Israel yet they finish 2nd and we are last…again. It gets worse by the year, the songs get shitter, the performances get worse. We should either send an act that is actually any good or just not bother anymore. It’s outdated and too political, it’s incredibly boring and predictable seeing Greece and Cyprus send each other 12 points every year.
CreativeAdeptness477@reddit
My long term long distance gf lives just round the corner from the Wiener Stadthalle, as in can see it out her window, as in within earshot. Whenever there's concerts and suchlike she can hear it.
I have it on trusted authority that they were all dogshit.
CosetElement-Ape71@reddit
Listen to your grandfather ... do something more interesting!
Ok-Health-3898@reddit
People have said that for years. But 3 years ago we sent a good act and came second (would have won if it wasn’t for russia invading Ukraine) so all the conspiracy theorists are wrong.
Yes there’s a lot of dodgy voting going on. Greece voting for Cyprus, Cyprus voting for Greece etc.
But across the whole thing, generally the best song / performance usually wins.
Key_Discipline9428@reddit
Honestly, most of the entries from the UK are awful in my opinion. Not denying there's politics involved in Eurovision (there always is), but we usually send some of the weakest submissions. It's disingenuous to claim it's entirely due to EU countries picking on us.
Look at how most of the EU songs are selected. It's a totally different process, and one that seems to result in much stronger acts getting through.
Khaleesi1536@reddit
All the anti-Israel comments are getting deleted by mods, which is honestly gross of them
BeatificBanana@reddit
This is a no politics subreddit, that's very clear in the rules of the sub, regardless of what side you're on, politics aren't allowed here
LCARSgfx@reddit
They stopped letting us vote on the act and song that goes to represent the UK.
It's now a panel of "experts" none of whom apparently know what a good song or act is as they've selected utter shite for years.
heartofmidlothian278@reddit
Mainly because it was fucking garbage.
Utter, utter crap.
Responsible_Club_638@reddit
Europe stopped voting for us when we started to talk about leaving th EU
LongsandsBeach@reddit
Russia should’ve been showering the UK with points then.
Many of the participants aren’t even in the EU so why would that be their deciding factor.
Paull7@reddit
We did come 2nd a few years ago. This years song was just shite
Droch-asal@reddit
The truth is the song was meh, the set was insipid and the dancers with the crt PC monitor heads looked crap. It's much more than just a song contest- political voting for neighbouring countries, the VFX team and how "media friendly" the artist happens to be. All these factors decide who's in with a chance of winning.
Original_Bad_3416@reddit
Not allowed to talk about because Reddit will remove the comments.
Impossible_Gas_7584@reddit
I didn't watch it this year. Did we shit the bed with some kooky shite
Lambchops87@reddit
Whilst simultaneously thinking that a song with a chorus that counts to 3 in German would come across as anything but the laziest pandering?
Yes, yes we did.
Impossible_Gas_7584@reddit
Agh. Maybe we counted to three on our hands like in Inglorious Basterds and they saw through it.
Zap_Zapoleon@reddit
We always fail to pick a good artist and song. It's tragic, really, because we do have lots of talent in this country.
juicycapoochie@reddit
To be fair Sam Ryder was great and the votes reflected that. Every other song in the last decade has been forgettable.
TawnyTeaTowel@reddit
Because the judges have ears.
wasp1o1@reddit
To be fair, the songs we normally put forward probably deserve where they finish.
Leucurus@reddit
Shit song
Peskycat42@reddit
I would like to see what would happen if we sent Lucy Spraggan with her original Xfactor audition of Last Night.
Its totally different to anything any other country offers, and makes you smile reflexively
MassivBereavement@reddit
Its a problem of consistently sending crap acts (i didnt hate it this year but it wasnt great, the guy had a fun it seemed at least) and having no neighbourhood friends. Some countries could send out really poor acts and be guaranteed some points from their friends (Cyprus and Greece, Balance countries, Scandinavian countries etc) but we just dont have anyone like that. We have shown if we send a good Eurovision song we can do well, ie Sam Ryder. But if it doesn't connect with the audience we got no points for the song and no points from friends
Ill-Coast-8328@reddit
Iraq
No-Bass8742@reddit
Did you listen to the UK entry? Most were sensational singers and the UK sent someone who can’t sing with a song that made no sense.
TicksAndBricks@reddit
Song was rubbish, plus it's all political. We haven't done that well since 52% of the country stuck 2 fingers up to Europe a few years ago.
PreparationWorking90@reddit
Sam Ryder came second in 2022, when Ukraine won for obvious reasons.
2023 they sent someone who they apparently hadn't checked could sing live first, and this year was a absolute mess (I didn't watch in between).
mowglee365@reddit
Our song was, apart from lithuanias, the worst imo! Plus we have no group of allied votes. Like Scandinavia sticks together mostly, greece and cyprus etc. Maybe not being in the union may play a small part. But ultimately, what was that!
ManicMudslide@reddit
We've sowed seeds we will reap the harvest, and will continue to reap it. Take it country by country and look-up possible reasons for their antipathy to the UK. Post it! I'm to lazy to find out myself.
Ok-One-9341@reddit
Cause the UK are horrible bstrds
Additional-Lion6969@reddit
It was a marmite song, different to pretty much everything else it was either goingbto do well or bomb
ComfortableAncient46@reddit
No computer
memeleta@reddit
I haven't seen this mentioned yet, but UK doesn't have a strong diaspora that votes like a lot of other countries. It's not the only reason but it's there along with neighbours voting for each other and simply songs being shit.
Low-Suit-3125@reddit
Cos we're shit
the-shadow-cat@reddit
Did you listen to the song? I'm surprised you got 1 point. I was disappointed that that was the best song in the UK for Eurovision. You have such great artists, it's a shame.
FrenzyAndy@reddit
Send shit, get shit all
Supafuzz_Bigmuff@reddit
A lot of people think that the English are entitled, ignorant wankers…not saying I fully agree with it but I can see how countries form that opinion!
Tallest-Dan@reddit
Did you hear it? It was shit. That guts voice talking just sounded like a tw@
Hilton8888@reddit
I will say I really liked ours, But I'm weird so that's not a comment on anything. It would be interesting to see how different the scoring would be if you didn't find out the country till the end of the competition.
MickoDicko@reddit
Step A: be a colonial empire that partook in multiple genocides
Step B: support and never criticise israel for being a genocidal colonial power.
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tx1998@reddit
The songs we put out aren’t anywhere near as good as countries normally in the top 5, save for a few notable entries like Sam Ryder’s Space Man. In those cases we are scored correctly imho. A lot of the cultural/political differences with UK culture also mean that some songs don’t really resonate with other countries as much as here (think Mae Muller’s I Wrote a Song’).
We don’t get the points so it’s just hard to make any impact in the rankings anyway. It’s amazing to think the last time we won was with Katrina and the Waves in 1997! Classic UK/England, always reeling from defeat in the World Cup/Euros and Eurovision..
Financial_Sort_6830@reddit
People hate us cause we are fat and useless now. We are essentially the eunuchs of Europe.
nj813@reddit
obviously some politics comes into it but apart from Sam Ryder what good songs have we really sent? saying how the UK is a cultural superpower it amazes me how we can't get a solid Eurovision act together
bunini555@reddit
Fuck Eurovision
Electrical-Injury-23@reddit
Used to watch. Not so keen on their pro genocide stance, so fuck them.
That_Effective_6707@reddit
Comments about us not entering a good song clearly don't watch most of the other entries...
mikeybb7@reddit
Even compared to the majority of the other entries, it was abysmal
Dishtothefish@reddit
The rest of Europe hates us
Internet-Dick-Joke@reddit
We get no votes because we keep sending shit songs. On the rare occasion where we send something actually decent, we actually do well.
myth0503@reddit
Most country take it very seriously to the point when they sending top talent form country. Example delta is well established singer . Germany Bulgaria Rumania - singer established form voice.
Linda Lampenius is an internationally renowned, multi-platinum classical and crossover violinist, while Pete Parkkonen is a massive pop-rock star who won Popstars and has multiple number-one albums in Finland
Poland - voice winner
France monroe - winnner of Prodiges, the massive French television competition for young classical musicians
And so on ....you got jist
Meanwhile Sam is great but definitely not as established for UK it would be equivalent of sending Adele lol.
AlexSniff7@reddit
Because we don't get behind our own artists.
Before even hearing a snippet of any music it's "bet we get no points again" and no matter what we send people here still hate it.
We sent something quirky and different this year. If Greece or Moldova sent it everyone would love it. But we have to dislike it because it's ours???
If we can't support our act then why do we expect Europe to???
Rowanx3@reddit
I just dont think our song was worth 1 point when you look at espresso macchiato coming 3rd last year.
Khaleesi1536@reddit
Our song was shit and everyone hates us. Ps fuck Israel ✌🏻
Edit: and fuck everyone who supports them
mspjulian@reddit
How virtuous you are has been duly noted
s_mcivor@reddit
Just because you can't imagine having principles that are not for performance doesn't mean everyone is as morally impotent as you.
Khaleesi1536@reddit
More virtuous than a genocidal country? I’ll take it
tilak365@reddit
It seems Israel was second from televoting from the UK. I call BS on that and defo something shady with the voting going on.
Khaleesi1536@reddit
I’ve heard it’s not the first time, sadly
pacmanfunky@reddit
Ngl it was shite, my best expectation was coming second last and we didn't even manage that.
Opposite_Corner8353@reddit
Who can forget this banger!?
JamesL25@reddit
The song was terrible
squishyle@reddit
I said a similar thing in another thread. People just like songs that sound like what they have heard before. Most viewers of Eurovision like very vanilla, very mainstream samey music. Did you hear the singer of Bulgaria explain the meaning of bangaranga? She gave the cringiest BS explanation. It had a catchy beat that could play in a club tbf. But is it really good music? Most of these songs people get worked up over will be forgotten about. They are mostly nonsensical.
People seemed to be loving Delta, but she gave just another power ballad that sounds like 50 other before it. look mum no comp has talent and creativity even if it’s not what the masses want, I’d rather send someone like that than our own version of Delta. Full disclose I never liked Sam Ryder and thought his song was extremely vanilla boring so maybe I’m not the best person to speak on this 🥴
Kakthuuus@reddit
Have to wonder at the calibre of people who choose the song to put forward to represent the UK!
RohanDavidson@reddit
luddites, based on this years entry
jenzfin@reddit
That's the last thing you can call him since he builds stuff like the furby organ etc. Definitely not a luddite 😁
RohanDavidson@reddit
Ah I wasn't looking that deep. Just the "no computer" part
GrabbedByTheGhost@reddit
A classic combination of;
A) our song is shit
B) everyone in the E hates us
Fioreborn@reddit
No, our entries are just a bit shit.
If we didn't get automatic qualification to the final we'd likely not compete because we'd never get past the semis.
SpecialistGas2884@reddit
Oh ahh just a little bit. Oo ahh a little bit more 🥳
BueBones@reddit
I THINK that, since we don't face the semifinal votes, we don't get as much feedback on what works. We obviously have good talent and gooD artists but we never seem to work out what will work for Eurovision... we always seem to be a bit behind on the popular sound
Kuddkungen@reddit
There are 25 songs in the competition. Each voting country can only give votes to 10 songs. So if the UK doesn't make it to the top 10 of the Bulgarian jury or the Bulgarian public, it's zero points to the UK from Bulgaria. That's it.
Salt-Negotiation7534@reddit
Because Europeans have always hated England was my take, over the decades.
my__socrates__note@reddit
Good job England doesn't compete in Eurovision then
Kcufasu@reddit
It's all political and the uk is generally not very liked by others, honestly who cares though
NotAnotherAllNighter@reddit
Israel should be banned from Eurovision. Shame on them for including a genocidal state.
adultintheroom_@reddit
I feel like some people have Israel Tourette’s, where they can’t help but blurt out about it no matter how tangential to the actual topic at hand it is
Hoppo94@reddit
It's pretty relevant in this situation, no?
adultintheroom_@reddit
Israel’s presence is why the UK got no votes?
Hoppo94@reddit
Don't be obtuse, it's relevant to eurovision
NotAnotherAllNighter@reddit
Yeah how dare we talk about something morally reprehensible. If only the British took the same stance when it came to the Nazis killing people in Europe or Russia bombing Ukrainians. Maybe it’s because brown people are worth less than white people. /s
adultintheroom_@reddit
Not really relevant to why we got 0 points though, is it?
NotAnotherAllNighter@reddit
Maybe use your brain to understand my original comment related to Eurovision in the first place?
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ScottBotThought@reddit
Refused to watch it his year or last for this reason.
Khaleesi1536@reddit
Correct
Terrible-Prior732@reddit
I always think you need three things to do well in Eurovision - a catchy hook, a fantastic lead vocal, and interesting staging.
What would you score our entry against this criteria?
TechJoe90@reddit
I haven't watched properly in years. I don't listen to much modern stuff either mostly because I don't think much of it counts as music. I prefer to listen to and watch the old Eurovision runs on YouTube. Carola etc.
Estebesol@reddit
I suspect it's because we don't try that hard. Our selection process seems to be, someone walks into the BBCs canteen around February and asks for a volunteer.
Other countries have competitions to choose their entry, and they often tour nearby countries so people are hyped up for them long before the show.
MsPB01@reddit
This year's entry, in my opinion, was terrible - I much preferred Bulgaria's, and was delighted when she won
dinkidoo7693@reddit
They don’t let the British public choose the song anymore.
Im sure he’s a lovely lad but Sam seemed completely out of his comfort zone and looked like a lost puppy on a lot of the preinterviews.
Also political stuff going on with the other countries really doesn’t help for us.
OneCheesecake1516@reddit
We never do
No_Gate3977@reddit
It didn't even sound like a song. If they wouldn't play it in a nightclub, it won't do well.
pearsareforbidden@reddit
Some of it is political, some of it is just what people like. We don't tend to send anyone who's actually that good, and this year's was particularly bad.
sheepandlambs@reddit
We didn't get no votes. That's not how it works.
The countries only give points to their top 10, but hypothetically we could have come 11th in every ranking, which is a good sign of popularity, but doesn't lead to points.
We did get 1 point from the Ukranian jury though.
FireWhiskey5000@reddit
Our songs are often underwhelming and even if they’re ok they’re rarely ones you’d put in the top 10 so don’t pick up any votes.
There’s geopolitics in it too. But often the songs are poor or the staging is poor or both.
RadicalDilettante@reddit
When all the post-soviet countries joined we should've gone with top British folk/roots artists like Eliza Carthy or Kate Rusby - which would've appealed. Instead we've just gone for bubblegum pop.
NekoFever@reddit
The song was shit and no one likes us. You can still do alright with a good song when the latter is true (we came second in 2022), but a terrible song is a recipe for 0 points.
RohanDavidson@reddit
The UK dominates the commercial music scene in Europe, or at least that is the perception. So this comp is a bit of a slap back
Ok_Dragonfly1124@reddit
because we were awful. Delta (Aus) did really well so did some of the other countries
YodaShagsDarthVader@reddit
From what I could work out, the chorus lyrics were "I feel like a pony, With a slice of Pepperoni". How many points did you want that to get?
Also, two world wars and he is counting up to 3 in German. Disgrace /s
gpeccadillo@reddit
That's the spirit!
SocialMThrow@reddit
The song being atrocious could have something to do with it.
Khaleesi1536@reddit
Our song was shit and everyone hates us. Ps fuck Israel ✌🏻
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schwillton@reddit
Based
Rude-Patient5266@reddit
We are to mainland Europe what the USA is to us.
LiamJonsano@reddit
When you have a song like ours you have to hope no one else does - Greece had a “joke”y song and just probably had all those votes down
Plus no one likes us and we don’t care etc etc
Scotsmanryno@reddit
Not the person. The song. It wasn’t a contender, you can’t just get pity points
Ra7vaNn05@reddit
twas not good 👍. Hope that cleared things up ☺️
FandomFanaticOG@reddit
Tradition
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