Her, lying awake at night: I wonder if he's thinking of other women. Him:

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Shit, I know that guy. He's a nihilist.

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Karl Hungus...

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… Johnson?

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Ve cutt of your Chonson!!!

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It's sort of an, ugh, techno-pop

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I am the Walrus?

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Uli Kunkel?

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Chop chop!

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Her: Is he cheating on me?

Him: I wonder what Liam's deal was?

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I don't need your fucking sympathy. I need my fucking johnson!

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What do you need that for dude?

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Vee belief in nossing, Lebowski! NOSSING!! ... und tomorrow vee come back und vee cut off your chonson.

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How you gonna keep em down in the bed once he's seen Karl Hungus...

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it’s a zesty enterprise