Wave of the future, Dude

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll. (A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection) - The Maudes

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GaseousGiant@reddit

Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future.

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BuckManscape@reddit

Once we’re done with the, uh, what have you….

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tf2ftw@reddit

I can only afford to jerk off manually

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az459@reddit

“100% electronic!” “I still jerk off manually” “Of course you do”

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Kingkruti@reddit

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogeneous zone. For you mabey.

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j10359@reddit

It decreases the chance of contraception.

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farmerofstrawberries@reddit

Where can this be purchased? Asking for a friend.

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gobluerx@reddit

Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

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TroughPisser@reddit

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

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gratefulbill1@reddit

Then stay the hell out of Malibu

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It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. However there are some people... - It is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - Who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

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YoureALebowski@reddit

You mean coitus?

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MattGdr@reddit

I was talking about my rug.

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jpopimpin777@reddit

Oh no...

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ironstyle@reddit

Oh, yes.

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indieguy33@reddit

Oh no!

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orangesigils@reddit

Oh no!

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mat_srutabes@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here...

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YoureALebowski@reddit

He fucks the electronic thingy?

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ModestoMudflaps@reddit

Don’t be fatuous

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Skinebman@reddit

Wtf? Where do you get one of those? Asking for a friend.

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Subwoolfer@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/82r8cblhgk1h1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b96ce1bafc2a46883a7cf417cf036eebcc5059

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YoureALebowski@reddit

That ain’t my bag, baby.

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Fattswindstorm@reddit

![gif](giphy|NSq34AeZ2v2N5Iv5P5)

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Tacotek@reddit

They got us jerkin in shifts!

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Does he fix the cable?

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ModestoMudflaps@reddit

Karl?

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Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit

Which one's "Logjammin'?"

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ModestoMudflaps@reddit

The one where he fixes the cable

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GeometricHawk@reddit

The story is ludicrous.

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ModestoMudflaps@reddit

Karl hungus

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ModestoMudflaps@reddit

How’s the smut biz Jackie?

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EL_FUMAMOTA@reddit

That fucking slut!

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MaskedDummy@reddit

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man

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yachster@reddit

How’s the smut conference, Jackie?

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kinkyslc1@reddit

I wouldn't know, u/yachster. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.

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AdOdd4618@reddit

Which one's logjammin'?

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Regrettably, standards and adult entertainment have fallen.

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lofgrenator@reddit

He treats objects like women

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Equivalent_Gap_805@reddit

😂😂

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D-Flo1@reddit

"erogenous zone!!!". Very woody word indeed! https://preview.redd.it/21ueu512jk1h1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d98d8633b34a2014301817785da243897a4c57

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