why stop there? there is a crowd dispersal weapon used by the US military called ADS, just build one in a room with a window facing their house and turn it on.
Well yeah, if it works and you somehow fit them in there. If you use 250 to buy barely functioning microwaves you can build a microwave around them instead of bringing them to the microwave
The symptoms can be real (nocebo effect), but yeah, they're not from the Wi-Fi itself. When tested, people only felt bad when the lights of the router were turned on, not the antenna.
That’s it? I obviously didn’t ever care to look it up but I thought it was some kind of derivative contrapositive logic concept. Fucking scientists man.
Microwave radiation simply is not ionising. Get an emitter with high enough power and it’ll cook you, but it can never do the things X or gamma rays can.
I understand that tethering and ethernet interface adapters exist for various devices, but the chances of me using it to connect my cellphone to the internet equates to two tenths of fuck-all.
I never said that's the only thing you can use, I was just pointing out that upgrading the to fiber is still something people would want for Ethernet usage. And for the anon who upgraded his wifi router to have better signal.
As I pointed out in my first post, if someone was adhering to the wifi "ban" they'd still have a use for a fiber upgrade because they could use Ethernet.
Then hide the wifi signal so it doesn't appear in any device, tell them you disconnected your wifi and ask how the kid's sickness goes every month, if the kid is good, after a year or two tell them you had your wifi on for the last 2 years and they didn't notice.
This was such a strange plot line thrown right into the middle of a cartel drug TV show. I really appreciated the divergence between, "Holy hell I am about to die in the desert" to "my brother is wearing a space blanket under his suit to protect himself from electrical interference."
It wasn't thrown right into the middle of a cartel drug TV show, it was there from the pilot of a character drama-comedy, way before the cartel stuffwas brought in.
It was frankly 10x more interesting than just seeing the same characters from Breaking Bad acting the same way as they did in Breaking Bad. The first 3 seasons were peak before the cartelslop and seeing what Gus Fring is up to every ten minutes ruined it.
Take it easy super fan, light hearted description of a plot I enjoyed. You ride high on the emotional Richter scale when it comes to Vince Gilligan content aye? I did not know.
This is one of those shows where the pitch for the plot seems fairly mediocre (details about a lawyer's professional growth/having a brother who is mentally ill) and the execution is absolutely phenomenal.
I hated it, and so much time is spent on it that I’ve given up trying to get into the show twice. I hear it gets great but boy is season 1 slow and full of this dummy.
Doesn't have to be Ubiquity - any sector antenna will do. I have one on my balcony to beam free wifi from my balcony to a couple benches. I believe it was 24 Euros, not sure tho. If your router has SMA connectors, you're set.
För what purpose do you need the wifi on these specific benches? Are they your smoking benches and you want to be able to scroll while smoking or what's up with these VIP treatment benches.
I dön't need wifi on these benches and what I'm doing is pretty much the exact opposite of VIP. Since you mixed an ö in your comment I'll assume you're from the DACh-Region, so I'll just drop the word "Freifunk" and you can dive into that rabbit hole if you like.
If you're a techy, get one that's compatible with OpenWRT. TP Link has a few good ones.
If you're looking for one that has lots of transmitting power - they are all capped to their legal maximum. Sorry. If you get a model with screw-on antennas (antennae?), you can choose ones that create a differently shaped wifi zone (idk the proper term) that's suitable for your space.
Antennas and hardware matter a lot. I'm a big fan of ubiquity access points. Technically the same transmission power as my old Linksys, but the use of multiple antennas and better filtering means I have much better coverage and speed. No more dropping the Wi-Fi connection randomly.
Yeah, the beamforming, MU-MIMO and whatever else is in WiFi 7 is pretty close to magic.
"Yeah sure we'll bounce a beam off the sofa, timed in such a manner that it arrives in sequence with a signal bounced off the ceiling fan, ezpz"
My point is: raw power isn't what makes an AP any good. It's about how that power is used.
(Also, even if the transmitter can cook a small bird mid-flight, that transmitting range means jack shit if the phone can't shout back just as loudly, so not only is cranking out extra watts super illegal, it's also rather pointless)
At my university, my friend worked in the IT dept and got complaints all the time about WiFi headaches from this lady who had an access point outside her office. They ended up just turning off the LEDs and told her it got shut off and she stopped complaining.
Get broken router from dumpster. Optionally remove internal components. Draw pretty pictures on it. Set up in your window. Wait for lawsuit. Countersue for free speech attack on your art piece.
37boss15@reddit
Why stop there? We can dream bigger. Get yourself an open source AESA radar with a 20km range and start microwaving away.
Atompunk78@reddit
Nah sonar is where it’s at for frying the neighbours
Fun1k@reddit
But... sonar...
Atompunk78@reddit
Precisely
We’ll call it redundancy
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
r/peterexplainthejoke
PomegranateHot9916@reddit
I laughed a little too long at that one.
Fun1k@reddit
You truly are prepared for every situation.
Atompunk78@reddit
Indeed
Subject_Turn3941@reddit
Its way cheaper and just as effective to pull an old satellite dish out of someone’s bin, and aim it towards them
aspie_electrician@reddit
It’s cheaper and more effective to bypass the door switches in a microwave oven, remove the door and point it at them…
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
I mean it's just as effective to pull out a cucumber and point it at them. Arguably even more so because they'll be weirded the fuck out.
sebastianinspace@reddit
why stop there? there is a crowd dispersal weapon used by the US military called ADS, just build one in a room with a window facing their house and turn it on.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
For 250 you can surround their house with microwaves, dude is being modest
aspie_electrician@reddit
Or free with a dumpster sourced microwave oven
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
Well yeah, if it works and you somehow fit them in there. If you use 250 to buy barely functioning microwaves you can build a microwave around them instead of bringing them to the microwave
papa_jhones@reddit
is WiFi sickness even a real thing lmfao
AkaruLyte@reddit
Definitely not
djhenry@reddit
The symptoms can be real (nocebo effect), but yeah, they're not from the Wi-Fi itself. When tested, people only felt bad when the lights of the router were turned on, not the antenna.
TFreshNoLimits@reddit
So a placebo effect? What is nocebo
Levoso_con_v@reddit
Same as a placebo but you feel worse instead of better.
Buttchugger2@reddit
That’s it? I obviously didn’t ever care to look it up but I thought it was some kind of derivative contrapositive logic concept. Fucking scientists man.
TFreshNoLimits@reddit
Oh word. All I do is blaze it
616659@reddit
Placebo but it makes u feel sick instead of makes u feel cured
The_Billy_Dee@reddit
Only if you're stupid.
DarkScorpion48@reddit
Yes, it’s called schizophrenia
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
Nah, it's a combination of wanting to think critically and lacking the education necessary to differentiate between facts and quack.
VzSAurora@reddit
Science says no, and I tend to trust it.
That said they said asbestos was safe, and there's a lot more money in microwave radiation than that.
holymacaronibatman@reddit
That was mostly businesses arguing that it was safe, the dangers were noted way back in the 1890s
The_Knife_Pie@reddit
Microwave radiation simply is not ionising. Get an emitter with high enough power and it’ll cook you, but it can never do the things X or gamma rays can.
Stargost_@reddit
No.
If it were, they'd be unable to function anywhere near civilisation since any telecommunications tower would fry them.
Accurate_College_864@reddit
could be who knows 🤷
bluespartans@reddit
Oh we know. you just don't
Accurate_College_864@reddit
Darcress@reddit
No, these people are off their meds
airfryerfuntime@reddit
No, and you'd have to crank transmitting power up to like a kilowatt before you'd feed anything.
AaronYogur_t@reddit
It's like Chuck's electricity "sickness" in better call saul
Will512@reddit
I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he swapped those numbers! 1216! One after magna carta. As if I could they make that mistake
BearzerkerX@reddit
Chicanery!
Atmosphericz@reddit
Sleight of Hand Huel
HereIsACasualAsker@reddit
mental 100%.
Ball_Of_Meat@reddit
Especially when the parents reinforce it lol
aspie_electrician@reddit
Get a microwave oven, bypass the door switches and remove the door…
Cpt_Soban@reddit
Should tell them regular radio waves are the same as WIFI.
It's all the same, just vibrating faster ;)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_spectrum
Vec3d@reddit
Krexci@reddit
What about the wifi password?
Pinkman505@reddit
if they lock their wifi behind a password than the wifi won't be able to spread through the air and kill the local neighbor boy
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Later virgins. 😎
magicarnival@reddit
Fiber isn't wifi. Also people will still be able to use Ethernet connections even if wifi is "banned"
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I said "Later Virgins" 😎
carlosspicywiener576@reddit
No. You said "Later Virgins. 😎".
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Technically I said "Later virgins. 😎".
lmay0000@reddit
Lmao, bodied that dork
lmay0000@reddit
Fiber turns into wifi sometime after the kuberbetties home cloister. We all have internet, stop lying
Hessalam@reddit
I understand that tethering and ethernet interface adapters exist for various devices, but the chances of me using it to connect my cellphone to the internet equates to two tenths of fuck-all.
magicarnival@reddit
Why would you connect your cellphone to ethernet lmao?? I was referring to computers.
BappoChan@reddit
Everyone only uses a computer to be online and NOTHING ELSE.
magicarnival@reddit
I never said that's the only thing you can use, I was just pointing out that upgrading the to fiber is still something people would want for Ethernet usage. And for the anon who upgraded his wifi router to have better signal.
BappoChan@reddit
So at the end of the day even after upgrading you’re still going to be using wifi, unless you only used adapters or devices that support Ethernet.
magicarnival@reddit
As I pointed out in my first post, if someone was adhering to the wifi "ban" they'd still have a use for a fiber upgrade because they could use Ethernet.
magicarnival@reddit
I never said that's the only thing they use it for? What?
SlapMePlease4Fun@reddit
He said "later virgins" 😎
ImNotABotScoutsHonor@reddit
5G isn't the same as 5Ghz WiFi.
They'd also need a password to access it.
Levoso_con_v@reddit
Then hide the wifi signal so it doesn't appear in any device, tell them you disconnected your wifi and ask how the kid's sickness goes every month, if the kid is good, after a year or two tell them you had your wifi on for the last 2 years and they didn't notice.
gloveboxnapkinss@reddit
He defecated through a SUNROOF.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
Now *THAT* is the kind of shit I come here for, bravo Anon!
Ok-Lynx3444@reddit
Their son when he gets sent into a mcdonalds to pick up their orders
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
This was such a strange plot line thrown right into the middle of a cartel drug TV show. I really appreciated the divergence between, "Holy hell I am about to die in the desert" to "my brother is wearing a space blanket under his suit to protect himself from electrical interference."
PP_BOY__@reddit
It wasn't thrown right into the middle of a cartel drug TV show, it was there from the pilot of a character drama-comedy, way before the cartel stuffwas brought in.
It was frankly 10x more interesting than just seeing the same characters from Breaking Bad acting the same way as they did in Breaking Bad. The first 3 seasons were peak before the cartelslop and seeing what Gus Fring is up to every ten minutes ruined it.
HanselSoHotRightNow@reddit
Take it easy super fan, light hearted description of a plot I enjoyed. You ride high on the emotional Richter scale when it comes to Vince Gilligan content aye? I did not know.
SamYeager1907@reddit
You deserved that redditor gif responding to you just for that aye alone...
FatKat666@reddit
hornwalker@reddit
djhenry@reddit
This is one of those shows where the pitch for the plot seems fairly mediocre (details about a lawyer's professional growth/having a brother who is mentally ill) and the execution is absolutely phenomenal.
GoGoSoLo@reddit
I hated it, and so much time is spent on it that I’ve given up trying to get into the show twice. I hear it gets great but boy is season 1 slow and full of this dummy.
drcmorbuts@reddit
Not for long if they’re taking out coke machines, they may take away the free WiFi too.
christianbro@reddit
Get a microwave, bypass the lock mechanism, turn on and have thousands more times the power than wifi
StalkMeNowCrazyLady@reddit
Just buy a narrow beam transmitter from ubiquiti and point it in their direction. Hell, build a cantenna for $20.
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
Doesn't have to be Ubiquity - any sector antenna will do. I have one on my balcony to beam free wifi from my balcony to a couple benches. I believe it was 24 Euros, not sure tho. If your router has SMA connectors, you're set.
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
För what purpose do you need the wifi on these specific benches? Are they your smoking benches and you want to be able to scroll while smoking or what's up with these VIP treatment benches.
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
I dön't need wifi on these benches and what I'm doing is pretty much the exact opposite of VIP. Since you mixed an ö in your comment I'll assume you're from the DACh-Region, so I'll just drop the word "Freifunk" and you can dive into that rabbit hole if you like.
mrbobcyndaquil@reddit
Bro should get a ham radio license, then he can DIY a 1500 watt router
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
Land of the free where you
Reads notes
Need a licence to broadcast information
Vlisa@reddit
What a coincidence wanted to buy a new router this weekend. Will check this thread for recommendations later.
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
If you're a techy, get one that's compatible with OpenWRT. TP Link has a few good ones.
If you're looking for one that has lots of transmitting power - they are all capped to their legal maximum. Sorry. If you get a model with screw-on antennas (antennae?), you can choose ones that create a differently shaped wifi zone (idk the proper term) that's suitable for your space.
djhenry@reddit
Antennas and hardware matter a lot. I'm a big fan of ubiquity access points. Technically the same transmission power as my old Linksys, but the use of multiple antennas and better filtering means I have much better coverage and speed. No more dropping the Wi-Fi connection randomly.
WantonKerfuffle@reddit
Yeah, the beamforming, MU-MIMO and whatever else is in WiFi 7 is pretty close to magic.
"Yeah sure we'll bounce a beam off the sofa, timed in such a manner that it arrives in sequence with a signal bounced off the ceiling fan, ezpz"
My point is: raw power isn't what makes an AP any good. It's about how that power is used.
(Also, even if the transmitter can cook a small bird mid-flight, that transmitting range means jack shit if the phone can't shout back just as loudly, so not only is cranking out extra watts super illegal, it's also rather pointless)
Vlad_The_Great_2@reddit
WiFi sickness doesn’t exist. The neighbors are highly regarded.
Jackeray@reddit
What’s anon going to name the Wifi?
khares_koures2002@reddit
And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke!
Reading_username@reddit
He defecated through a sunroof!
CommercialImpact404@reddit
"I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers"
Reading_username@reddit
"I knew it was 802.11. One after Denver. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never!"
Trevor_Gecko@reddit
Make your SSID invisible and see if he's magically cured.
Reading_username@reddit
At my university, my friend worked in the IT dept and got complaints all the time about WiFi headaches from this lady who had an access point outside her office. They ended up just turning off the LEDs and told her it got shut off and she stopped complaining.
GuyNamedWhatever@reddit
Wi-Fi sickness? That rare genetic disease that comes from having a baby with your brother?
williamsdj01@reddit
DeadHeadLibertarian@reddit
That’s when you just hide your SSID and continue living your life like normal.
Electronic-Worker-10@reddit
be a man and triple the price to have this
EuenovAyabayya@reddit
Get broken router from dumpster. Optionally remove internal components. Draw pretty pictures on it. Set up in your window. Wait for lawsuit. Countersue for free speech attack on your art piece.
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
necronformist@reddit
The son
Intrepid-Coffee3733@reddit
Does that mean Anon also believes in WiFi sickness
Accurate_College_864@reddit
a router has like 0 power, anon needs to go industrial, get a big ass antenna and blast it
reds_til_i_die@reddit
Nah, get 25 $10 shit routers. Just make sure the distance will cover their home.