Tell me you seek Jamaharon without telling me you seek Jamaharon
Posted by NagilumFocker@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Posted by NagilumFocker@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 31 comments
vivi_t3ch@reddit
Oh my! Its an actual thing and only $60
zzupdown@reddit
I wonder if humans have a reputation for being horniest sentient creatures in the galaxy.
tcrex2525@reddit
I dunno, the Ferengi might hold that title.
flamingfaery162@reddit
Only if the light is on
AlbertaAcreageBoy@reddit
Android-Creations@reddit
I actually have one ordered… now I have to find a book.
RogendoodleZero@reddit
I cant find it on Amazon. Whats it called
NagilumFocker@reddit (OP)
https://a.co/d/0fA0gRkr
OrganicHistorian2576@reddit
OMG it’s real??
NagilumFocker@reddit (OP)
100%
This, with a bottle of Ponn Farr for men, and it's a done deal
OrganicHistorian2576@reddit
No lie, I’d buy that
Wrong_Class8040@reddit
I have this lamp. Lol.
NagilumFocker@reddit (OP)
Then it is Jamaharon you seek
viewtifulblue@reddit
I bet you do
LiveLongAndProspurr@reddit
THERE IS ONE LIGHT!
zmykula@reddit
I can't wait to get home and fuck my lamp
Unit_79@reddit
Brick? That you?
zmykula@reddit
I love lamp.
Nonyabizzy123@reddit
There's something about this lamp...
floofymonstercat@reddit
"The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window"
MisterTomServo@reddit
"All I require is to sit in the sun and read my book. Alone."
Perpetual-Geranium92@reddit
This is the perfect gift for your least-favorite relative, the one who sneers at you for liking Star Trek. They’ll think it’s an innocent lamp… but you will KNOW.
NagilumFocker@reddit (OP)
Anyone who has sneered at me for my Trek tendencies has been justifiably cut off.
Perpetual-Geranium92@reddit
Romulan_Mestral@reddit
So and not otherwise🖖🏻
Old_Celebration_5950@reddit
I got your light right here, my dear
trer24@reddit
"Riker..."
heelface@reddit
“… that’s what I hope you’re going to find out”
galaxyclassbricks@reddit
“To openly display it, is to call forth its power”
Malnurtured_Snay@reddit
Ahhhh, negative I am seeking -- lemme check my notes -- a Tox Uthat.
ds9st2609@reddit
Hehe!!