Brits will forever seethe

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Mr__Castle_@reddit

British culture prays 5 times a day on a mat.

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EHStormcrow@reddit

as opposed to US evangelicalism where you watch a megachurch on TV, send your limited cash to a millionaire "priest" who fondles kids ?

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NotABot420number2@reddit

Only 1% of americans are a part of a "megachurch".

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

Not in Scotland. Yet. We just want to be left to my alcoholism and knife crime in peace. Well not leave obviously, but without them.

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ruggersyah@reddit

Yeah? What's the name of that's trans Indian MSP you guys voted for called again? The one who doesn't even have a visa long enough for his term

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

I voted reform; as a rapidly increasing number are. Scots will go turbo racism once they realise how bad Islamism is; when it finally hits their streets. I have faith.

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feesih0ps@reddit

if you voted reform, you're even dumber than the people who want the borders open. last I checked, Suella Braverman is a Reform MP. doesn't she hold the record for all-time highest net migration as Home Secretary? if you're gonna single-issue vote for anti-immigration, let's be real, Restore are also morons who will literally destroy anything of worth in this country if they're elected, but at least they're actually gonna do something about the issue. vote Reform to guarantee the exact same two-faced migration wank we got from the tories, plus Liz Truss's economic policies

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ruggersyah@reddit

Why are restore morons?

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feesih0ps@reddit

their economic policies are basically Liz Truss 2.0

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

I agree. Denmarks's social democrats for the win. I would rather we burn the counrty to the ground than lose it though. Take the bastards with us.

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ruggersyah@reddit

Well fingers crossed for you guys. The SNP seem cut from the same clothe as labour. I mean you have what's his face going on about too many white people in Scotland not that long ago.

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

He led to a record breaking defeat for the SNP. They put a Scot in charge (a foolish one though he may be) and they recovered.

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ruggersyah@reddit

SNP are still massively pro- immigration

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JackToTheFutura@reddit

Yer maw

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

And I fucking hate yahs.

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0110-0-10-00-000@reddit

You might want to remember who your last first minister was when you come out of your ket hole, mate.

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

Wasn't elected by the people. Led to a record breaking loss of seats for the SNP. Thy point is moot.

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0110-0-10-00-000@reddit

Still the leader of your entire country. Still got a plurality of the votes. Still the only country in the union to have ever had a Muslim in the most senior government office.

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

Country didn't vote for him. Which is the whole point of this discussion.

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NotJayKayPeeness@reddit

I went to Scotland last year and, I don't know if you've noticed, but there were a looooooot of Indian places to eat.

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ZyklonFart@reddit

Absolutely embarrassing. Get off twitter, regard jock zoomer.

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ZyklonFart@reddit

You are literally circumcised, lil bro.

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

goddamn this guy is obsessed with circumcision.

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Mr__Castle_@reddit

Naw, I've just been parting my foreskin to the side.

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ZyklonFart@reddit

Cut 🚬 cope.

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kojimbob@reddit

Such is life in the United Sultanate

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Lower_Preparation_83@reddit

Truly people of God. Americans in shambles.

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Jedi-Guy@reddit

That's just them slumped over retching up their beans and toast

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paddycr@reddit

Anon forgets that in the 90s that Jerry Springer, the OJ trial, and Clinton jizzing on that Jewish lady we're all over British TVs

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feesih0ps@reddit

TV is one thing. you can leave the house and tv doesn't follow you. the internet is on you also the news now reports basically anything from the US as if it's from here too. it's gone from the top 3 US news stories of the year filtering through to "woman accidentally shoots herself while trying to fellate an alligator for crack money" in daily UK news. basically if it's a quiet news day, it can't just be a quiet news day, British news will just fill it in with some bullshit from the US

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Comfortable_Main5648@reddit

You have commented on this thread with paragraphs like 6 times you are well and truly seething When I lived in London I couldn’t go 1 hour without overhearing someone mention America in some context you guys cannot hide your inferiority complex its funni

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feesih0ps@reddit

lol bro went through the thread and counted, and then came back here to try and make himself feel big. how many times do you redo your makeup before you leave the house bro?

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Comfortable_Main5648@reddit

I didn’t count your name is distinct and i noticed a trend of it popping up that’s how having a brain works when it’s not preoccupied with seething about Americans If u wanted to blend in better maybe don’t use a 0 instead of an o in your name like it’s 2007

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feesih0ps@reddit

\>And your literally just seething some more 😭 you say this as if at any point I made any attempt to hide my contempt for Amerimongs in the first place. you figured it out lil bro!

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LordSturm777@reddit

Lmfao you're just mad that he noticed It's a hundred thousand times more pathetic that this is paragraph 8

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feesih0ps@reddit

"acckshually it's *hilarious and totally* *based* that the rest of the world thinks we're degenerate wastes of skin. the fact that we need to constantly crow about how amazing and 'unbothered' we are is *by no means* the piss reek of chasmic insecurity"

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Comfortable_Main5648@reddit

British people forever taking Ls

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LordSturm777@reddit

Thank you for proving my point lmao.

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit

Theres only 14 episodes of the office UK. What do you expect me to do?

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BkJabronie@reddit

Not even start it in the first place. There’s a better one out there, ya know

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feesih0ps@reddit

watch the thick of it

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Marci_1992@reddit

And Peep Show

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xXHalalManXx@reddit

The British don’t have culture so they steal it from other countries

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the_m4nagement@reddit

Not fucking wrong though.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Americas greatest export is our culture

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EHStormcrow@reddit

That was the bedrock of US soft power. You were the wealthy uncle everyone listened to. With Trump, you're the deranged uncle whose family reunions you avoid because he's a dangerous and loud drunk.

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LordSturm777@reddit

So what you're saying is foreign perception of America remains completely unchanged under Trump

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JustChillin3456@reddit

And in 2 years when orange man leaves the world will go back to being grateful little boys and girls

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BOUKEN-BEN@reddit

And it's been systematically progressively ruined over the past 10 years. Nobody sane wants to watch or play the piles of shit being pumped out of LA by millennial HR workers and gen X catmoms now

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mrheh@reddit

Not according to liberal white women in the USA, according to them we have no culture...

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EHStormcrow@reddit

tbh the USA does have culture : * I feel they're pretty good on the smoked/BBQd meats * they have a second tier (which is good, top tier is France/Italy) wine culture (it can't be more since it's mostly California) * all the litterature from a century ago : Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Edgar Allan Poe +numerous Sci Fi writers like Isaac Asimov, Heinlein, Frank Herbert,... * music. I'm a fan of metal/numetal but I guess their greatest contribution would be jazz, etc... What isn't their culture : everything they claim to have taken from Italy, etc... Having a hairy chest and speaking with your hands doesn't qualify you as an italian.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

They’re just projecting

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ruggersyah@reddit

And Jews

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feesih0ps@reddit

you mean America is Jews' greatest export

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InfusionOfYellow@reddit

"Great" meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense.

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Relative-Rub1634@reddit

Joe Rogan rose to fame by getting people to eat live maggots on national TV for minimal prizes. The man is my idol 🙌

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DarkArk139@reddit

“First Amendment Bollocks,” Brits have clearly learned nothing and are still seething about 1776. Of all the things to be mad about, freedom to speak your mind and worship as you please has to be the most idiotic things to criticize the US for.

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BOUKEN-BEN@reddit

He's a redditor, overwhelming odds are he wants wrongthink committers to be locked up

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feesih0ps@reddit

he almost certainly meant second amendment bollocks. either way, having to have heard of *any* of your laws is too much, no matter how good or bad they are

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DreamsServedSoft@reddit

I hope you hear a lot more about them because your tyrannical kingdom is the reason we have a bill of rights

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feesih0ps@reddit

lool did you time travel to write this comment

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ruggersyah@reddit

Lefty Brit doesn't speak for all of us

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jungleass98@reddit

He does if you'll be jailed to say otherwise

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TNTspaz@reddit

Dude. Reddit regularly talks about individual cases going on in the US that they know about that are bad to justify that their governments regularly and systematically jailing people for their speech and expression. And the fact hey completely roll over it or even consider it a good thing. They constantly bash the US for things their own country does on a much broader scale. The tactic to always bicker about semantics to justify things is something I wish would die but it's so easy to get away with. Conversations about free speech get pretty insane when Europeans get into the mix so their regularly seething about it isn't surprising at all.

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Paradox@reddit

Why do you let people disagree with the government? We don't do that in Germany!

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SemtexLawnGnome@reddit

Brits are domesticated

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Material-Kick9493@reddit

British worship a pedo who married an 11 year old and says that said religion is the religion of peace

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BigGameMikeTomlin@reddit

*6 year old

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Dankie002@reddit

miss the time when WWF was the only american thing I was interested in

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

If I was British, I would also be upset hearing about other people having free speech too. I would be too scared to talk about it online though.

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uknowthe1ph@reddit

Basically a bot response

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Kinglygolfin@reddit

Pop culture ragebait buzzword salad.

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anoncop4041@reddit

The funny thing is I genuinely don’t care what any European nation thinks as much as I don’t care what any other country thinks. They can go do whatever they want, and the U.S. can do whatever it wants.

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TastyBerny@reddit

…and yet here you are. Commenting on the post and how you feel about it.

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blood-at-the-roots@reddit

You’re not fooling anyone

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feesih0ps@reddit

come out with an infuriating enough comment about how re*g*arded the US is and this guy will show us quite how much he "doesn't care"

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Comfortable_Main5648@reddit

They’re so mad that the sun sets on their empire now

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jizzleaker@reddit

Most Americans are sick of the same shit.

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jungleass98@reddit

We can all agree fuck Kevin Hart

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feesih0ps@reddit

but will defend that shit with their lives if any foreigner tries to criticise it

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hatchbacks@reddit

> Is anyone else tired of British “culture?” Their cucked politicians, complete and total lack of free speech? I’m tired of internet censorship being foisted upon us. Insidious tech like surveillance cameras on every street corner. Deranged freaks like Nigel Farage and their irritating vernacular. I miss the 90s when they were still mostly a respectable nation.

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EHStormcrow@reddit

> Deranged freaks like Nigel Farage and their irritating vernacular i'm French, but I would *gladly* pay into a GoFundMe to get Farage catapulted into the Dovers cliffs or something British.

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Armored-Potato-Chip@reddit

The UK has cool shit, but only as a technical/history fan. Otherwise they might as well be Iraq to me.

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Automatic_Day5460@reddit

100% of this could be solved by putting down the phone and hitting the local pub.

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Moist_Network_8222@reddit

This mayor Mamdani in NYC seems like a cuck but him telling King Charles to redeem the Koh-i-Noor diamond to India is 10/10 comedy.

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Round_Bullfrog_8218@reddit

Speaking of a group of people that got cut by a foreign culture

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

We should give it to Pakistan just to set them off on each other. For keks.

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ReallyTeddyRoosevelt@reddit

Ya I'm generally not a fan of local politicians engaging in foreign affairs talk but funny is funny.

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Okhlahoma_Beat-Down@reddit

>"Hi, I'm a British Redditor who uses AskBrits without irony and doesn't understand it's a vapid echochamber. I am FURIOUS that a country with 5 times our population and much larger media sectors, cultural sectors, and international influence in terms of exports is RELEVANT in the modern day! We should pretend they are not one of the most important modern nations, and actively sit and **MUDDLE THROUGH**, because that is what twee lefty dickheads like me pretend life should be. Why, yes, I let other men fuck my wife." \- That guy (*this is also coming from a British person, I am so fucking sick of our left wing that it isn't even funny*)

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BobbyStretch@reddit

Seething about USA claiming the moon before they could.

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sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit

I got to hear about Esdeekid because of fortnite so I'd call it even. I didn't realize Tony had as much notoriety as he does. I really thought he was niche and just in well connected circles. Also as evil as social media is, pages are curated based on what you look at because ultimately they want you returning. So its a self report that he is likely hate watching american culture stuff then complaining as he sees more of it. If I like 3 tweets of some specific thing on twitter that I don't normally care about suddenly I see it more often until I start clicking not interested. Reddit you just literally see what you want when you want.

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Downside190@reddit

Brits are responsible for loads of independence days. 1776 is just another footnote in history no one cares about

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Darth-Drumpf@reddit

\>goes on US-based social media platforms \>complains about seeing american culture Every. Fucking. Time.

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