Went to an eat you can eat hotpot place alone
Posted by npc69___@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 74 comments
Had 4 platter of red meat, 2 platter of dumplings, and 3 platter of black chicken. never again, jesus christ.
Toucanplaythatgame-2@reddit
Let me guess, you ordered platter after olatte4 of meat slices not realizing you were getting filled up and had to forced down the final orders even though you were already extremely full? I live in Taiwan, places like this are all over so this has happened to me before lol.
What about the ice cream though? It's not an all-you-can-eat hot pot if there is no ice cream station lol.
npc69___@reddit (OP)
did not get to try the ice cream cuz i was busy throwing up in the bathroom
IQ_less@reddit
Skill issue tbh. Us East Asians can easily do 10 dishes each even if solo. There's all kinds of pacing tactics and tricks for this stuff, like drinking coke can make you hungry, gobbling down yogurt would ease the stomach, sit around for 15-30 mins before resuming, avoid doughy and generic offerings, etc.
Arroway97@reddit
It's interesting how different people develop the same techniques around the world. These are similar tactics to what I use at the Cici's pizza buffet
ModernNero@reddit
Idk though this seems like OP might be suffering from binge eating due to depression etc. I’m not a professional but I’m a recovering alcoholic.
shinichimechazawa@reddit
☹️
Tut_Rampy@reddit
Do people not plan on doing this? lol
umotex12@reddit
r/bellyexpansion 🤤🤤🤤🤤
saganmypants@reddit
Yo what the fuck
umotex12@reddit
I just like to stir the pot like that
ZombieDraco@reddit
I like your style, you’re a freak though.
atuan@reddit
Why
cunt_in_wonderland@reddit
ew
translinguistic@reddit
"The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself." - Louis CK
thats_taters@reddit
Eat you can eat is my favorite way to eat
mudokin@reddit
That's why grammar is important. it's actually an "Eat, you can eat" Buffet
Clean-Slice9228@reddit
That’s not grammar that’s punctuation.
Dry-Adhesiveness2718@reddit
You mean: That’s not grammar, that’s punctuation.
abbynorma1@reddit
avokkah@reddit
At the moment it becomes "eat you, can eat" though? You might be at the wrong establishment...
wavdaily@reddit
That's why grammar is important. it's actually an "Eat, you can eat" Buffet.
mudokin@reddit
The fuck?
PlumpyCat@reddit
They jacked your shit!
Ianofminnesota@reddit
Neither of them capitalized the I in "it's", but wanna talk grammar. Smfh
wavdaily@reddit
It’s a joke. You gotta relax, it’s Reddit. I actually left the ‘B’ in ‘Buffet’ capitalized too, just to see if someone else would catch it.
Ianofminnesota@reddit
Lmao ive got to relax he says
IBelongHere@reddit
If you can eat it, you can eat it
Mondai_May@reddit
"Eat! you can eat." It's very insistent, like a grandmother.
SGT3386@reddit
It's like eating, but eatier
Ontarom@reddit
Eat, You! Black Emperor
faatbuddha@reddit
Lol yes I was thinking "Mangia! Mangia!"
StaceyPfan@reddit
My Italian MIL has a Mangia sign in her kitchen.
greet_the_sun@reddit
I hate when I find a new restaraunt and sit down and only realize then that it's actually a "don't eat you can't eat" place.
derega16@reddit
I do all the times
quasi_frosted_flakes@reddit
Why is this posted here?
andlg@reddit
Whats in those stackedup trays on right.
npc69___@reddit (OP)
for the meat that i ordered lol
andlg@reddit
Yea but what actually is in there? Doesnt look like any kind of meat
starlight9581@reddit
That’s slices of black chicken. It’s actually delicious
gloop0234@reddit
Oh I can eat
frothingnome@reddit
The tray on the right looks like it's full of cylinders of frozen, compacted squid bits.
Sue_Law_1984@reddit
I hate that I don't know & surely have been missing out for decades but what is "black chicken"?
Tha_Hand@reddit
You should try the all you can all next time
Ornery-Practice9772@reddit
eat you can eat
Remarkable-Shock8017@reddit
I got to buffetts alone all the time.. I love food too much to be waiting on other people to have money or time lol
peacenchemicals@reddit
same. friends are too busy with their families. another friend got boo'd up and is only off during the week while im at work and cant go out at night bc he wakes up at 3 am for work. my ex, well, that's my ex so no going out to eat with her anymore
so now i just go to kbbq spots on my own. honestly it's great
itsthekumar@reddit
I go to other spots alone but still working my way up to a KBBQ.
Remarkable-Shock8017@reddit
Kind of wished I liked my exes enough to go with them...they'd make time for that faster than my friends will lol
I usually just watch a show quietly on my phone when I go alone
npc69___@reddit (OP)
me too, but this time it backfired on me lol. didn't even realized who salty the broth is until i went alone😭
Remarkable-Shock8017@reddit
Oh really..thats interesting
npc69___@reddit (OP)
all you can eat*** 🥀🥀
Ok-Artichoke6703@reddit
sorry, but your mistake has become IMMORTALized
jimmyy360@reddit
too late
Mediocre-Contest7558@reddit
Too late 🤣🤣
OldFoolOldSkool@reddit
Way too late.
Obant@reddit
Only problem with hotpot and kbbq places alone is it's harder to get more variety. Always going to over eat and get the meat sweats though. I go once a year, if I'm lucky.
peacenchemicals@reddit
some places will let you ask for a half portion. just depends
heftybagman@reddit
I do this with my wife sometimes. I don’t eat all day and I go to the gym and then I eat as much as I can. I gained 9lbs last time (including 36oz beer).
Mirilliux@reddit
r/titlegore
rollingberries@reddit
You know you will be back again in another 4-6 months time lol
snarkman3@reddit
"Eat! You can eat."
This made my day, thank you
soraal@reddit
Hahahahaha @ top left above the tissue box picking out the chili 🤣
npc69___@reddit (OP)
had to scoop some of them out cuz it's too overwhelming and it actually makes the soup more salty if left boiling for too long.
RedXerzk@reddit
I don’t think that’s even allowed where I’m from.
umotex12@reddit
r/kitchencels
The_Disapyrimid@reddit
What the fuck have you cursed me with?
HellyOHaint@reddit
What’s shitty about the food and why does it matter if you were alone?
SillyPcibon@reddit
Skill issue.
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
Bigback
/s
Videoplushair@reddit
Damn bro you don’t need permission to eat there?!
tendercanary@reddit
I work at an all u can eat Korean BBQ and the amount of people that come in alone and eat for 2-3 hours is huge. Looks nice actually
wolfgang784@reddit
Somethin about this shop makes it look like a video game, lol. Maybe the lighting?
Formal_Job1543@reddit
No you went to the slammer
SoyboyCowboy@reddit
What's the problem?