What is the most "thought-provoking" graffiti you have seen at at bus stop?

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cynthiaapple@reddit

tittyfuck the lasagna. I have no idea what that could even mean

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HesitantBrobecks@reddit

The female equivalent of that one scene in American pie?

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Rextherabbit@reddit

Roll roll roll a joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up, Take a drag, And pass it to a friend.

I’ve never been that hard up that I’ve shared the herb.

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HesitantBrobecks@reddit

That's either a well known rhyme that has existed for decades, or the person was/is a Green Day fan

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Lost-in-Limbo@reddit

I always liked the 'give peas a chance' bridge over the m25 was top notch, till covid ruined it!

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craggsy@reddit

In the North West we had multiple bridges with THE PIES written on them, main ones were above M6 and M57, they were ruined by anti vax graffiti during covid

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Idk if this is lowkey doxxing myself, but a nursery near me had "they live" with a little devil stick figure thing above it for my whole life - if not longer. Then, anti vax idiots put covid themed graffiti on either side of it, and when the council or nursery painted over the stupid graffiti, for some reason they also decided to paint over this 16+ year old cool piece of history. I'll never forgive them for that!!!

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mpdehnel@reddit

HELCH

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Proof-Rip-437@reddit

What does it even mean?

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Responsible_Wall6834@reddit

HELCH is the name/tag of a prolific graffiti writer. He often uses a paint roller to apply the tag so, as well as being all over London, is easy to spot and recognise.

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DV_Zero_One@reddit

M KAHN IS BENT

was somewhere on the M1 for years.

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EmpireofAzad@reddit

Give peas a chance will always be my favourite, but Good Morning Lemmings on the Chiswick flyover was as close second place.

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Lost-in-Limbo@reddit

Nice!

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ellasfella68@reddit

What the fuck happened to”peas…”?

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LadyMirkwood@reddit

I miss the peas bridge

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Consistent-Salary-35@reddit

Awww I still miss the ‘peas bridge’. Bastards.

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infectbait@reddit

'Drop bombs not acid'

An anti-drug and pro-war graffiti artist?

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Dropped_Apollo@reddit

There's one on a bus shelter near me saying "mod's and scooter boy's are wankers" [sic].

I genuinely wonder if it's been there since 1965.

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NekoFever@reddit

A pedestrian underpass near me says “Sarah Palin is a crab”.

Good knowledge of vice presidential candidates and a reminder that someone that batshit was considered unsuitable for high office in America 18 years ago.

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Stoo84@reddit

‘Your dad w*nks on all fours’

Not the image I wanted waiting for the number 39.

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Idont_think@reddit

How does one even achieve this?

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Jetstream-Sam@reddit

Yes, surely it would only be possible to do so with three limbs, one is necessary for the wanking. Barring some kind of fleshlight setup or a doll or something.

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_Isosceles_Kramer_@reddit

One elbow on the floor?

Hang on, just going to check someting.

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TheNorbster@reddit

It’s been 6 hours bruv, how’s the science going?

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Idont_think@reddit

That’s what I was thinking? Is it still wanking though if you aren’t actually doing it yourself? I’m very confused on the rules surrounding such activities. Very curious though, always up for tips.

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ManInTheDarkSuit@reddit

You're always up for just the tip or always up for tips about wanking? Are you up for many tips whilst wanking? Are you wanking at the thought of tips? Are you curious about tips whilst you wank?

I'll shut up now. My brain has melted into a puddle and I'm talking bollocks.

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Idont_think@reddit

Yes.

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Jetstream-Sam@reddit

I guess any solo sex act counts as masturbation? A realdoll or fleshlight isn't really an active participant, so that would probably still count

I suppose though if it gets to the point where there's sex robots, that might be a blurrier line. Though I think making them sentient would probably just be cruel.

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Idont_think@reddit

Fair point. Okay, so the on all 4 limbs wanking must involve a device or doll like you suggested.

Love that last sentence and agree, but now I have another question! If we did make them sentient where do we draw the line at rape and slavery?

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Jetstream-Sam@reddit

I guess if they are sentient, then buying and selling them would be slavery. I imagine the companies making them would just deny they're really sentient though and keep selling them. And if you're using them against their will, that would be rape morally, but not legally until the law recognises that robots are people. If they even bother changing the law at all.

If the tesla robots do become sentient and start refusing to do stuff though, I can see Musk being enough of a prick to either lobotomize them or install some pain receptors so you can force them to make you a sandwich.

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Willsagain2@reddit

Asking in Chatham, hun.

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theotherquantumjim@reddit

Try harder

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Sir_Edna_Bucket@reddit

And 'Your mum reposts missing dog reports from other countries'... I saw that same post earlier today too

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Stoo84@reddit

😂😂😂😂😂

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Bethsticle@reddit

' there was a man from china, who wasn't a very good climber, He slipped on a rock, Landed on his cock, And now he has a vagina'

Seen at the bus station when I was about 8 and I've never forgotten it 🤣 ( I'm 40 next year 🥲)

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NighthawkUnicorn@reddit

I saw in a terrible bus station toilet:

There once was a woman named Jill,
Who used dynamite for a thrill,
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits up a tree in Brazil

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hyperspacevoyager@reddit

Oooh what a terrible tale, sing us another one just like the other one, sing us another one um bobop um bobop ummmm 🎶

There was once a man from Brazil, Who swallowed a dynamite pill, His balls went clang and his ass went bang and his dick flew over the hill

Oooh what a terrible tale, sing us another one just like the other one, sing us another one um bobop um bobop ummmm 🎶

There was once a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling, She lay on her back opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling

Oooh what a terrible tale, sing us another one just like the other one, sing us another one um bobop um bobop ummmm 🎶

There was once a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin wiping sperms from his chin if his ear was a cunt he would fuck it

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NighthawkUnicorn@reddit

There once was a young man from Kent
Who's dick was so long that it bent
So to save him some trouble
He tucked it in double
And instead if coming, he went!

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blitzwig@reddit

There once was a girl from Devizes,

Whose boobs were of two different sizes.

One was quite small -

almost nothing at all,

But the other was huge and won prizes.

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V65Pilot@reddit

I lived in North Carolina..I never saw it.

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TomL79@reddit

For about 30 odd years there was a bit of graffiti on a wall opposite the East Stand at St James’ Park. It said ‘Petrol’s Dear, but cheap to burn Hammers’. It was in reference to a match when Newcastle were at home to West Ham in 1980. The previous year several Newcastle fans had been stabbed outside Upton Park, so in retaliation when West Ham next came up here, a petrol bomb got thrown at the West Ham fans. Pretty grim on both sides tbh. I was 1 at the time, but it’s a well known incident, probably because of the graffiti. We don’t really have beef with West Ham anymore tbh, but that graffiti was there until around maybe 5-6 years ago.

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peppermint_aero@reddit

"(So and so)'s mum likes BBC"

...and then the "likes BBC" was crossed out and in another hand "is a really nice person".

Underneath that, a third person has written "and so what? Liking BBC is ok".

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pixeltash@reddit

Oh dear, that took me far too long to realise Joey's mum is not into advert free TV?.

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peppermint_aero@reddit

Uh, no. Sorry

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Better_Opposite5130@reddit

Lisa Smith is a lesliebean

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Successful-Tap-50@reddit

“Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded” Toilet cubicle wall in Bolton

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Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit

Nearly lost my front teeth snorting at that!

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Nevernonethewiser@reddit

I'm willing to bet she had a similar near miss.

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Successful-Tap-50@reddit

I love this thread! 👍🏻

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darcsend_eu@reddit

There's a toilet near me saying " "first name last name" sucked a dog of for cash."

It was my pot dealers new girlfriend. I believe it.

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Jetstream-Sam@reddit

I don't know why but my first thought was "Why did the dog have cash to offer her in the first place?"

I'm not a clever person

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lordlycrust@reddit

Look at this fella, expecting dogs to qualify for a credit card.

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V65Pilot@reddit

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/3104839.stm

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darcsend_eu@reddit

Tbf the economy was great at the time and she was homless

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LeonYTigresGigantes@reddit

Backstage toilets of a small local music venue.

Loads of crudely drawn cocks all over the cubicle walls.

Back of the door, at eye level if you’re sitting down.

‘If you can’t draw a crowd, draw a cock on the wall’

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grimdwnsth@reddit

On a bridge in Haroenden, Herts, around 2000 - “God loves egg and cress”

On another bridge in Haroenden, Herts, around 2000 - “David Beckham loves egg and cress”

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Caacrinolass@reddit

On a condom machine:

"Insert baby for refund"

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Caacrinolass@reddit

Good advice

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SpecialistAd7120@reddit

“I think you smell”

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DV_Zero_One@reddit

Cats like Plain Crisps.

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a_smiling_seraph@reddit

Seen at a bustop in the early 00's, or whenever it was India and Pakistan were beefing -

Hands of Kashmir.

I was with my brother and he said, 'This is why it's important to have good spelling and grammar. This idiot just sounds like he has very soft hands'.

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Proof-Rip-437@reddit

On an old farm gate. "matter of taste, said the lady that kissed the cow" I'm in my 50s and still chuckle at that from when I was about 12

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I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS@reddit

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sweetermemory@reddit

‘Tony is a junction creamer’, Old Street, London, 2005. I still think about it and wonder what the hell it means

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wallofmouths@reddit

An underpass in Sheffield featured this gem in foot-high, purple lettering: TOM I FUCKED YOUR GIRFED AT BLOODSTOCK I may not have remembered the name of the addressee correctly, but the spelling of GIRFED is permanently etched on my brain. Oh, and to compete the mental image for those lacking context, Bloodstock is a metal-focussed music festival, so this would have been some stinky, tent-based betrayal.

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TurbulentExpression5@reddit

I go to Bloodstock every year. Do you reckon Tom's GIRFED would be up for it this year?

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wallofmouths@reddit

If I'm back in Sheffield any time soon, I'll leave a note in the underpass. I'll get some purple paint ready. There's probably enough room to fit DOES TOM'S GIRFED WANT TO FUCK U/TURBULENTEXPRRSSION5 AT BLOODSTOCK?

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TurbulentExpression5@reddit

Don't forget to add "reply by 1/8/2026" and remind them I'll be waiting outside my tent in the field; the guy with long hair, beard and black band shirt.

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katalyna78@reddit

I like to repeat mistakes. I felt so seen!

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TheViscountRang@reddit

"Say no to flag shaggers"

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Alert_Cover_6148@reddit

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RegularHovercraft@reddit

Light and dark what?

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Alert_Cover_6148@reddit

Light is crack, dark is heroin

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RegularHovercraft@reddit

Ah, thank you. I am enlightened, and so is my doobie.

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Dear_Smoke6964@reddit

It changes from place to place, brown and white are more common, or brandy and whisky.

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Dear_Smoke6964@reddit

Put your weans,

Before cocaine,

Seem in Glasgow

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CauseOptimal8501@reddit

Nice try, Police. Can’t be real, surely

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Alert_Cover_6148@reddit

Yeah there’s loads of official looking stickers around Brighton that on closer inspection ain’t

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RhubarbImmediate7007@reddit

Immigrants out, with additional text to make it immigrants outSIDE ON A NICE DAY FOR TEA AND BISCUITS, this Saturday 11am - (street address)

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NighthawkUnicorn@reddit

That's fantastic. I'm not an immigrant, but can I join them for tea and biscuits? I'll bring custard creams!

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V65Pilot@reddit

Custard Creams? Look at Mr Moneybags over here ..

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rcdchu74@reddit

65p at the co op

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blueroses8000@reddit

My dad said you can, and you know there’ll be more than tea and biscuits, there’s going to be samosas, onion bhajis and karak chai.

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Professional_Art6343@reddit

i'll bring the gulaab jamun!

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Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit

Sounds like a great time

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Impossible-Shine-439@reddit

"Execute order 66"

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Impossible-Shine-439@reddit

Free compo

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fresh2112@reddit

Respect to the man in the ice cream van

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storm-waltz@reddit

the big "JESUS" written on the side of a church gave me a real laugh

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ButtholeHunters@reddit

One that said "BOTTOM" followed by a phone number.

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Adventurous-Read-765@reddit

'I'm Spartacus' in massive letters - King's Court, Glasgow.

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Original_Bad_3416@reddit

“Stop! You are loved”

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Nehq@reddit

"I'm writing this while being bummed"

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

How was the hand writing?

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Nehq@reddit

Too good for it to be a good bumming

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ChallengingKumquat@reddit

⬆️ This guy knows how to bum properly

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Nehq@reddit

You bet your sweet ass I do

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jonathananeurysm@reddit

The youth just aren't willing to put the effort in nowadays.

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ManInTheDarkSuit@reddit

Maybe it was an elderly bumming and their hands were trembling from being old and bummed?

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Prestwick-Pioneer@reddit

EartH Hackney!!

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FattCharlie@reddit

"Why do you do this every day?"

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designerPat@reddit

Frequency every five minutes

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dismaldunc@reddit

" I want your shoelaces" I think about this a lot.

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lumoslomas@reddit

Too bad, I stole them from the president

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Apprehensive-Paint30@reddit

"Smash the patriarchy" with "yer maw smashes the patriarchy" next to it.

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nico735@reddit

On a bus shelter was an advertisement for British Airways which read something like,“Breakfast in London, Lunch in Paris, Dinner in Berlin”. It was amended with the extra line “Luggage in New York”. Nearby was another “flier” reading “it’s 110 degrees in ( somewhere exotic) what at you waiting for?” Added was the reply “Any bus to Brixton!”. Us and them eh?

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Willsagain2@reddit

Oo that reminds me of the old BT ads on the tube when they were promoting the 10p per minute rates for overseas calls The legend ran something like " say happy birthday to Barbara in Brazil, say something something to Bruce in Sydney, and another similar line. Someone had scrawled on "cry, what's this?? To Bill from GPO

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Remote-Pool7787@reddit

We don’t get out of here alive

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ChallengingKumquat@reddit

Not at a bus stop, but I coach kids aged 5-10 in a sports hall where teens have drawn a number of cocks and balls. Although i don't agree with graffiti, I have added little dots to the centre of the balls, and 'smiles' under the penises to make them into smiley faces, so the graffiti is a little more family-friendly now.

A couple of weeks ago, a kid said to me "I see faces like this everywhere! Is it a certain cartoon character?"

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Big-Tennis-4538@reddit

“Call in sick”

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murphy_31@reddit

I fuck arses

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whoops53@reddit

I read something on a bus top recently which said "Bus fares going up - ripe off!"

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09philj@reddit

"Verm?" because I have no idea what that means. Is it a person? Why is it a question? I will never know.

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Willsagain2@reddit

I heard about that graffiti statement back in the 80's, and it still floats in my brain too. The more you think about it, the weirder it gets.

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SeasonReasonable4282@reddit

I worked on a buildind site with a carpenter called Martin, if there was a way to mess up a job, he would find it. His nickname was "Bungle" Someone wrote the best piece of graffiti about him that I have ever seen. It read.

"When Bungle and his wife make love,

his wife always gets on top,

Because Bungle, can only fuck up."

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Willsagain2@reddit

Superb Poor Bungle

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steppenshewolf07@reddit

'bush did 9/11 ' in Brighton

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sapphire-sky-dragon@reddit

Not graffiti but there was a time when people where going around placing painted rocks where you then went on a fb group to show which rock you found you then re hide or keep.

I found this at a bus stop about 7 years ago and I still have it.

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Baaaldiee@reddit

“I read this so aliens can unharvest our sun” It’s everywhere near me. And I have no idea why…

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ans-myonul@reddit

I don't know if this counts as graffiti, but there was a sign saying how to use a bus pass but someone had scratched off the letter p in 'pass':

Place your ass on the reader. Do not move your ass until you see the green light

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Nuthetes@reddit

I'm nearly 40 and still chuckle at graffiti where a normal word has been edited to make a rude one. Especially if it makes an actual sentence.

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Willsagain2@reddit

Seen on a London tube in the 80's. The sign over the doors said 'obstructing the doors causes delays and can be dangerous' . Cunningly amended to ' causes delays and can anger us.'

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nemmalur@reddit

There used to be “Please move back” signs along the sides inside buses to prevent crowding. The one reading “A little farther back… please!” was sometime altered to read “A little fart”.

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ans-myonul@reddit

Even a little fart on a bus can be disastrous

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WholeAccording8364@reddit

Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere.

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obbitz@reddit

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Bloody_Star_Wars@reddit

Sharon sucks cocks.

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CasualGlam87@reddit

'Bill Oddie shags pigeons' on a toilet stall in Brighton

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darybrain@reddit

My first trip to Los Angeles during the '80s I noticed a guy called Jesus Saveus had tagged his name all over the city and I've always wondered who he is.

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LilBerryWinks@reddit

"waiting for the bus, but are we ever really going anywhere" caught me off guard one rainy morning

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Ill_Reality_717@reddit

Woah

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bootz-n-catz@reddit

M Khan is bent

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bnmrs@reddit

‘shit is natural’

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Phatal13@reddit

“Only minorities we should be scared of are the billionaires” Sheffield, UK.

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Western_Courage_6563@reddit

100% of men suffer in silence

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HalveMaen81@reddit

Not mine, but at the site where George Michael crashed his car in 2010

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GardenDuck88@reddit

A simple drawing of a person with a speech bubble saying "I love oats." In Switzerland.

Not really thought provoking, i guess, but I still remember it years later.

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Nissedasapewt@reddit

Make humus not humans

Seen in Tallina Linnahall (1980 Moscow Olympics stadium)

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Sjuk86@reddit

I learned the female anatomy when I was in year 7 from a a bus stop scratching

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WordWizardx@reddit

“Don’t raw dog a random” is clearly just smart advice!

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psychopathic_shark@reddit

"The wires are in the air now"

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craggsy@reddit

"Here i sat broken hearted, spent 10p and only farted" in many train station toilets

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Alternative-End-518@reddit

Not quite graffiti, but in the gents at a club once someone had written "Shentons solicitors are rubbish" on a piece of toilet paper and left it by the sink. It was a hilariously lowkey way to get back at them for, presumably, a terrible defense in court.

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Djinjja-Ninja@reddit

While not on a bus stop, I used to see it on my train commute into London Bridge every single day back in the 00s.

BIG DAVES GUSSET

Always made me think. Who was Big Dave, and whence his gusset?

It's gone now. No longer to make weary commuters smile.

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arallsopp@reddit

Wayback machine. https://web.archive.org/web/20100701130645/http://pinewooddesign.co.uk/2008/04/11/big-daves-gusset/ has the origin story.

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lorenzo-medici@reddit

10/10 use of "whence"

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KebabMonster001@reddit

Ah. BIG DAVES GUSSET. As graffiti goes, it was pure craftsmanship.

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OldPainless78@reddit

There are only two types of people in the world: 1) Those who can extrapolate data from incomplete lists 2)

Love it.

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alancake@reddit

I used to pass "Vicky virgin socks is a lemon" for YEARS. I must have a look next time I go that way!

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Aggravating-Day-2864@reddit

Jesus saves....he's the only fker that can these days...

Fighting for peace is like fking for virginity...

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disaccharides@reddit

Bridge on the M60;

Abolish the parasite class

Before that (same bridge)

No way but class war

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John_Thundergun_@reddit

There's a bar in dundee and someone has written 'cats like plain crisps' on the frame of the mirror above the sinks.

I think about the on a regular basis, I don't know why.

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Weary-Carob3896@reddit

That is fantastic

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kittysparkled@reddit

THE PIES, THE PIES on a bridge over the M57. We mourn it's passing. I believe it took three removals before it was permanently banished.

Also not a bus stop, but a bus: The gays in Acocks Green used the toilets as their bedroom. With the full stop, which made it almost a curiously factual statement as opposed to homophobic scribbling.

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Weary-Carob3896@reddit

'The Pies' was a large bit of graffitti on the bridge over Sandhills,, Liverpool.

I think I read an article about it a few years ago

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zwifter11@reddit

Free Palestine

… From Hamas

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Isgortio@reddit

Massive googly eyes stuck to a poster of a woman excited about banking. When I saw the original it was very disappointing in comparison.

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G_DIZZLE_FO_SHIZZLE@reddit

NOTICE: If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

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Weary-Carob3896@reddit

On a bridge over the motorway when I was close to Leeds festival circa 2001..'This sign is no longer in use'

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DoughnutAlert2596@reddit

On the bridge in Bristol, near Temple Meads. Circa 1995. “Global politics? Not me. I just nuke and go!”

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Scared-One9295@reddit

"DARK ELF I LOVE YOU DARK ANGEL" has been daubed on the rail bridge by Hemel Hempstead station for at least 26 years, I wonder what they're doing now.

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peppermint_aero@reddit

Happily married. Two cats. One of them is a civil servant and has a podcast, the other works in education and crochets for fun.

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ludicrous_socks@reddit

Those are some talented cats

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Jetstream-Sam@reddit

I'd probably be less upset about being sanctioned if a cat in a suit did it. Especially if he also somehow has a combover like 90% of the male civil servants I've met.

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BurnAfterReading75@reddit

As a male civil servant, I'm alarmed that I missed the combover memo...

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RegularHovercraft@reddit

Had baby elf-angels. Kids can fly. Will go far.

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SituationCivil8944@reddit

So real it hurts

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Mr_Venom@reddit

Inquisitor Eisenhorn probably got them.

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Livid_Pace9787@reddit

Not a bus stop but a 6th form school toilet cubicle: “The Hittites were a myth!” Fancy.

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Jonseroo@reddit

Leanne loves Crotty.

My friend was incensed at this because he couldn't get a girlfriend, but apparently someone called Crotty could. My friend later died of exposure after his first girlfriend left him and he just walked out into the countryside like Captain Oates.

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Haunting_Cell_8876@reddit

"Don't go into town. They're all anti Elvis."

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Lorelei_Ravenhill@reddit

In the ladies toilets at my local bus stop for many years was 'Bananas are the weapons of Satan'

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scarletohairy@reddit

I wonder?

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Islingtonian@reddit

'White power' amended to 'Barry White power' by a group of army cadets

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scarletohairy@reddit

This is awesome

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Ok-Constant-2683@reddit

Don't drink water fish fuck in it

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doinggenxstuff@reddit

The fucking bus timetable. Gets you thinking about where the fucking bus is while you wait for 45 minutes. It’s a work of fiction.

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Potential-Bird-5826@reddit

I saw ' yes' and 'no' carved into one, with tally marks and no elaboration. Yes was winning last time I came by

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Can you add one for 'no' next time from me?

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Potential-Bird-5826@reddit

Sure. I should be back there early next week

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hoodedgamer_00@reddit

"The naked man fears no pick pocket." - Truly words to live by. What a philosopher.

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poeticwhisper69@reddit

"SNORT ECCIES"

On the way to Glasgow Queen Street

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BrilliantOne3767@reddit

‘Call in sick for work’

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Stotallytob3r@reddit

“Why are people driving past in cars that cost as much as a house, and we’re standing here waiting for a bus”

I think it was from class war.

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Moppo_@reddit

Someone wrote "Drop acid not bombs" under a roundabout overpass. I don't condone the drugs, but I agree with the sentiment.

Someone painted over it a few months later, though.

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Either_Equivalent_46@reddit

City not guilty

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ArmChairSupporta1892@reddit

Just the standard cock and balls man.

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MurphCoop73@reddit

I once saw graffiti that read, ‘life ain’t all burritos and strippers my friend’.

I’ve thought of that a lot.

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Sophyska@reddit

“Pull my pusb”. It was on the village bus stop when I was about 12 and I regularly think about it as I still have no clue what it means or what it was trying to mean. That was 23 years ago, still haunts me.

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APOPHENIA1@reddit

I once saw someone had written “their name woz ere” in what was either dog sh#t or their own. Highly original and thought provoking piece of art.

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Nottsbomber@reddit

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branniganfringe@reddit

Romans they go the house?

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KillingTime_Shipname@reddit

Romans go home, or something.

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DeathGuard1978@reddit

Some local bloke keeps putting posters up about his covid "theories" among other things, whenever I see them I think to myself "what the fuck is wrong with him". Don't know if that counts.

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IndividualCurious322@reddit

"Don't feed the wombles"

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floydthebarb@reddit

In the gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

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SpecialistAd1779@reddit

Not like a lot of graffiti you see nowadays. 'kiss my whatever', 'something all over my such and such'

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FormerStableGenius@reddit

and experience.

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PingouinFluffy@reddit

Not at a bus stop, but on the M40 going into London "why do I do this every day".

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Norman_Small_Esquire@reddit

“Why am I always sad?”. Amen, brother.

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SubstantialLion1984@reddit

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CuteyLovva83@reddit

On the bus stop near where I live, someone had spray painted in massive letters 'Tom Hanks is one hell of a sexy beast'. Not exactly thought-provoking, but it did make me laugh!

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Alert_Mine7067@reddit

I seen a mobile number written on the wall of my local Tesco toilets saying "blowjobs for £20 ring 07 whatever"

I thought this is a great idea, so I scribbled the number out and wrote my own, I got several phone calls, I was charging £20 for them to do it, but they wanted me to do it to them and they pay me £20.

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Toffeemanstan@reddit

There was a series of books by Nigel Rees called Graffiti that have some absolute belters. One i remember was written in a toilet cubicle that said 'here I sit and contemplate, should I shit or masturbate'

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Beautiful

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spik0rwill@reddit

"I woz ere"

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Ya sure woz, mate... Ya sure woz.

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branniganfringe@reddit

I saw "swans are gay" in Port Solent. It could have been sir David Attenborough just educating people- we'll never know.

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roro80uk@reddit

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OctopusofObfuscation@reddit

On the (long demolished) road bridge over Barking Creek - ASIAN FLU - MADE IN RUSSIA, DROPPED BY PLAINS. For our younger readers - the Asian flu outbreak was in 1957/8. Yes, I am bloody ancient.

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loftboffer@reddit

SAS MICROCHIP PEOPLE

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benoirdo@reddit

Not a bus stop but a public urinal: "While you're reading what I've put, you could be pissing on your foot"

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fwapfwapfwap@reddit

Reminds me of the classic urinal wall graffiti:

'why look up here when the joke is in your hand?'

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TeabagPrincess@reddit

Not a bus stop, but on some of the trains leaving Bristol temple meads you can see this graffiti across the side of a nearby building:

"Don't let one nice day ruin your shitty life".

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AcanthocephalaOk3991@reddit

"Name" (scribbled out) "sucked my cock!" The name was replaced with someone else's (called "tiddy" i believe). There then followed a reply by said tiddy, and a very healthy debate about who did and who didn't, and who's best qualified to handle a cock anyway? A woman or a man? Etc... I don't live there anymore, but the debate may still be going on. Maybe tiddy has turned gay? Who knows?

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BudgetUnlucky386@reddit

Shitting is good for you

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EricGeorge02@reddit

Not a bus stop but the one I can’t forget was in the gents’ toilets at Euston station: “My wife wears a rubber prick”. Sorry, I’ll leave now.

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Petey619@reddit

Gary has no teeth and wanks off sheep. I don't know why he needs teeth to wank them off.

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vipros42@reddit

Not a bus stop but a pub toilet: Jasper Carrot wants to bum you

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Objective_Load_4537@reddit

Seen in a pub toilet........please don't drop your fag ends in the trough as it makes them wet and hard to light

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SeasonReasonable4282@reddit

And the cockroaches are getting cancer.

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Lornaan@reddit

I can only think of a pub toilet one too so I'm piggybacking -

THE NAKED MAN FEARS NO PICKPOCKET

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Nublett9001@reddit

A bridge over the M62 on the way into Manchester had "Free Deirdre Rashid!" On it for a long time.

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Long-Nose-9535@reddit

Not a bus stop but a bench

“THE WORLD’S YOUR CANVAS, OWN IT”

Was amazed the apostrophe was correct.

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External-Pen9079@reddit

I enjoyed (on the boarding that goes up around building sites) “More yuppy flats here please”

I also once heard of [in a posh(ish) part of a university town] “I came, I took acid, my parents bought me a flat”

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Extension_Prior_7154@reddit

There was a legendary bit of graffiti on the side of a church in my town that lasted decades. It said "Jesus: No Name is Higher" and someone scrawled 'Dave' just above it.

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oscarx-ray@reddit

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Just reminded me of another bit of graffiti in my area; " Ya da sells Avon"

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Parma_Violence_@reddit

The complete version; "yer Ma's yer Da. Yer Da sells Avon"

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schnauzap@reddit

Or "yer ma's yer da with a wig on"

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Jack-sprAt1212@reddit

WHERES BURGER KING GONE?

I cant remember which part of London it was but a load of buildings had been boarded up and it was sprayed on them. Really got me wondering, where had Burger King gone?

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Nottsbomber@reddit

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RegularHovercraft@reddit

"Free da herb" in Huddersfield across the valley on a wall, as you go West towards Manchster on the A62. I think it's in Slathwaite. Not particularly thought provoking, but it's been there forever and I love seeing it.

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Nottsbomber@reddit

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Nottsbomber@reddit

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spikewilliams2@reddit

Religion is bollocks, painted on the top of a bus stop in Doncaster in 1990

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AffectionateTrash146@reddit

✨PI$$ Flaps✨

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curlypistachio@reddit

‘Call in Sick’ is a fave

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badgerfishnew@reddit

In a wine bar toilet not a bus stop, written above the door: "Once more unto the breach"

As an introvert on a rare night out it felt like a bit of a battle cry to get back out there and face the crowds

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Longjumping-Piano891@reddit

I can picture you returning from that toilet in a red tunic, tricorne hat with a sword and pistol 🤣

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Carlomahone@reddit

A lot of years ago in a pub toilet in Headingley, Leeds. 'Enter The Magic Theatre, Price Of Admission, Your Mind' Underneath this it simply said 'Fuck Off Hippie'.

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scimscam@reddit

People make Glasgow(Paisley)

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Alert_Cover_6148@reddit

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Alert_Cover_6148@reddit

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ButtercupBento@reddit

Not a bus stop but possibly my second favourite of all time. My favourite was on the toilet door at the local uni/live band venue and simply said “Gavin Onions”

I’ve thought about this a lot and will probably name my next dog this. Is it a pseudonym or is there really a Gavin Onions out there?

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WarriorDerp@reddit

Probably gonna get me banned but;

PAKIS GO BACK TO AFRICA

It tickled me a little how dim some people are

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Amonette2012@reddit

Someone should add a map.

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Stretch6831@reddit

Does a footbridge count?

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Silent-Detail4419@reddit

That’s somewhere in Glesga, right…? My brain automatically read that in a Glaswegian accent.

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ScaryMaclary@reddit

"£14 an hour Now you've gone mate When are the bailiffs Due round your bum?" A real thinker that one.

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limitedregrett@reddit

In rural france in 2016

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bethjnott@reddit

This was on a tree a few years back ..

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Chemical-Sir-7712@reddit

At a bus stop near Colchester station- fuck the Cambridge University review board

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JaxTheMetalhead@reddit

Not at all a bus stop, but a portaloo at Download festival... "The naked man fears no pickpocket"

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zougathefist@reddit

Free Palestine (Underneath) Just collect 8 tokens this week in the Daily Mail

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HeppyB@reddit

"I used to be indecisive, but now, I'm not so sure"

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Cleai@reddit

Its been very sadly painted over now. But off the A38, in big shitty black letters there used to be 'CAT SHAGGERS'

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theevildjinn@reddit

There was a bus company on Merseyside in the 90s whose buses had the following sign about halfway down the bus:

TICKET INSPECTORS OPERATE ON THIS BUS. MANAGEMENT WILL PRESS FOR HEAVIEST PENALTIES AGAINST OFFENDERS.

On most of them, someone had diligently scratched off the lettering so it read "MANAGEMENT WILL PRESS HIS PENIS AGAINST OFFENDERS"

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Toffeemanstan@reddit

Used to see EMERGENCY EXIT edited to read VIRGIN EXIT on the buses many years ago

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go-rilla702@reddit

Tbf the 2nd one is more of a deterrent

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Nevernonethewiser@reddit

Someone scratched an 'S' over the 'V' of a Johnny Depp Sauvage ad.

Still gets me.

It's been years.

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ArmouredFlump@reddit

In Brighton for years when Bush Jnr. was president someone wrote "Bush is another word for c*nt" on a wall. For some reason the council just painted out the offending word and some wag replaced it so it read "Bush is another word for shrub."

I passed it on the bus every day for years and it always made me smile.

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Poison_Jaguar@reddit

Morning Lemmings

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fullspeedraymondchow@reddit

Fetish for oiled arse.

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V8boyo@reddit

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Wonder_Shrimp@reddit

In a festival portaloo -

'Nice Vulva, Queen!'

So wholesome!

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nemmalur@reddit

On a railway bridge:

How do you spell butt pirate? CLIFF

The funniest part was that you could tell they had very nearly forgotten to include the word “spell”.

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katie-kaboom@reddit

"Nothing lasts forever" on an abandoned building next to the tracks on the train route I use most often. Over some months the building was first falling down, and then was slowly demolished, along with the graffiti.

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Friendly_Bad_8882@reddit

My local pub toilet.

"clap if you're having a poo'"

With another person's handwriting

"poo if you've got the clap"

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BillRashly@reddit

There's a bus stop near Shirehampton Station that has this. I don't know what SOIL did or didn't do but someone cares about them.

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Fencingbear@reddit

"Wandsworth Ninja" In the gents in a pub in Tooting.

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Fencingbear@reddit

"Hilltop under 5s cut to kill"

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VolcanicBear@reddit

There's someone in my area who's tag appears to be "SLUR"

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4oclockinthemorning@reddit

'MI5 shadowbanned me from society'

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Musicola@reddit

"Nothing really" on a bridge over a motorway

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Musicola@reddit

There may have been a bus stop nearby

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Loud-Welder1947@reddit

Benny Harvey RIP

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SosigDoge@reddit

"Kaz B stinky fanny' - Kidderminster c.1995

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CarpeCyprinidae@reddit

Long time ago now, and only tangentially near a bus stop

[sign] Mersey Docks & Harbour Board
[added] And little lambs eat clover

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Kiloyankee-jelly46@reddit

A kiddley divey do, wouldn't you?

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LadyMirkwood@reddit

Its sadly long gone now but one of the bus stops in my old town had 'I AM THE TITTY WIZARD' on it for years.

The culture we lost when they refurbished the shelter...

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PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit

"No one here gets out alive"

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Internet-Dick-Joke@reddit

Live

Laugh

L- commit tax fraud

Is one thet made me smile.

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Capital-Database-993@reddit

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Kiloyankee-jelly46@reddit

Won't someone please think of the union!?

Bloody scabs.

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Sudden_Leadership800@reddit

Where is this?

Asking for a friend...

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Doing God's work 🙌

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CapableSong6874@reddit

On the side of a Porsche - this is a direct transaction between the Porsche driving class and the panel beating class.

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No_Strain_7092@reddit

'Guilt is the cop in your head'

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thefreeDaves@reddit

‘ we’ll never forget you Billy Sands’

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Tricky-Reporter-5246@reddit

Sure it wasn't Bobby?

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snapper1971@reddit

Resistance is fertile.

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octobod@reddit

I used to write "you'll never take me alive copper " in a UV matter pen for the for forensics to find

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Screaming_lambs@reddit

Not at a bus stop but I saw this one on a stone recently

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gateht@reddit

Eat the Rich

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i-smell-really-nice@reddit

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R0gu3tr4d3r@reddit

Its a mean old scene

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Temporary_Ebb9486@reddit

Notice from council “bill posters will be prosecuted”

Graffiti: “Free! Bill Posters “

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OkMaintenance9328@reddit

Your Mam gets bullied at bingo.

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shebasmum49@reddit

At primary school, someone had scrawled

I was here, so was he We had fun And caught VD

Had no idea what v d was back then

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nemmalur@reddit

I remember asking my mum what a VD clinic was after reading the lyrics to “I’m a Wonderful Thing” by Kid Creole & the Coconuts in Smash Hits. She was none too pleased to have to explain that one.

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Bill-National@reddit

"Ye ma cant even button bash with Eddy Gordo" is probably the best ive seen.

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CauseOptimal8501@reddit

‘*Full Name* is a rapist’ was written on broken pavement in the middle of nowhere. As a lone woman walking her dog at the time it did make me jumpy.

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SpikeVonLipwig@reddit

BAT CUNTS HAVE ISSUES

I saw this in the ladies’ at the Prince Albert in Brighton about 14 years ago and it still pops into my head from time to time

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Sad-Grade6972@reddit

Was quite sad when a very old, collapsing bus shelter near me was finally replaced, as there was some old graffiti in it which made me laugh: It's read "Winston Churchill cheats at scrabble!"

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mostly_kittens@reddit

‘Tell your mum you love her’ which was quite sweet.

Someone had added: ‘tell her I love her as well’

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lappy482@reddit

"poo and beef and egg and SHIT" scrawled in marker pen eons ago.

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Hot_Direction_4120@reddit

Always remember the two bits of graffiti in my local pub.

"Power to the blacks!

Yeah. 50,000 volts."

"N*ggers stink!.

Only because they've fucked your missus."

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AnonymousTimewaster@reddit

I saw "Nuke Tibet" once

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Tricky-Reporter-5246@reddit

'Claire does anal for tabs'

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Did they leave a number? Asking for my friend.

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Tricky-Reporter-5246@reddit

No specific number but I believe she'll do it for just one

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Good to know... for my friend.

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sunheadeddeity@reddit

Not a bus station, but on the inside of the cubicle door in the public toilets on Whitstable High Street: "FUCK OFF BACK TO LONDON YOU WANKER!"

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the_gwyd@reddit

"Don't let one sunny day ruin your shitty life" on a building beside the tracks on the way into Bristol Temple Meads. Always makes me smile

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DameKumquat@reddit

In lovely multicoloured letters, covering the entire wall of a concrete bus shelter, "If Art Is A Crime, Then God Forgive Me!"

Certainly improved the grey.

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CyGuy6587@reddit

This equation that likely calculates the probability of a bus actually turning up on time, if at all. Not sure if they finished it.

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Simbooptendo@reddit

"Cunt" in perfect cursive.

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Queasy-Ad-18706@reddit

Up the Hallé Orchestra!

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UrbanAlly@reddit

For years in the side of a building in Glasgow someone has scrawled in huge letters "Fight the state, not its Wars"

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4tunabrix@reddit

Nat has herpes

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Get well soon, Nat

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ddmf@reddit

"Deborah

my queen

I'm sorry

your

Donut"

Was on a sign hung off a road crossing round the corner from me, was near a bus stop.

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Jaboot1424@reddit

“Toy Story 2 was okay”

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

They felt the need to state this opinion anonymously for good reason

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trialbybees@reddit

I once saw the the Poem: "Spider spider on the wall, aint you got no sense at all. Can't you see the walls been plastered, now you're stuck you silly bastard!"

I was around 8 when I saw that. What can I say? It's a pretty good poem. Stayed with me all these years

It was next to a badly draw picture of a cock and balls. Naive me thought it was a badly done drawing of a Ram's head.

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The_Final_Barse@reddit

"Yer Da Wanks On All Fours"

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Rich_27-@reddit

"Dinks, thanks for the orange"

Absolutely no idea why the orange is so important

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JarJarBinksSucks@reddit

Work, eat, consume, die. We have been coned

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Cold_Table8497@reddit

Bog door in a pub many years ago...

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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caketaster@reddit

I saw "FIGHT LOOKISM" once which made have he a good old chuckle

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Lynvor@reddit

Wasn't a bus stop but 'velvet underpants'.

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Cold_Table8497@reddit

Great band. Loo Roll and the Velvet Underpants.

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schmerg-uk@reddit

There's a number of writings by Alleynaut around Spitalfields and Liverpool Street (and maybe elsewhere) that have caught my eye

Stop trying to leech off the greatness of others: drinking the briney juice from the jar where they pickled Einstein's brain isn't going to make you any smarter

Another reads

It's not necessarily true just because some poet found a way to say it pretty

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QuietShadowLDK@reddit (OP)

Classic

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