anon forgot to take his pills
Posted by moneyprinter101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 177 comments
Posted by moneyprinter101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 177 comments
Accurate_College_864@reddit
is this one of those love tests women do? i wouldn't know i only date men
bazhvn@reddit
They expected fight back and mantears and begging getting back. OP gave non of those.
nicole-tesla@reddit
She thought he didnt care. When he actually showed he cared, she got emotional and possibly conflicted
ZarathustraGlobulus@reddit
Well to be fair signing the papers was calling the bluff and showing he didn't care. At least not enough to fight for her instead of going through with it.
Which made her realize he's willing to walk away.
Even though she tore up the papers, prepare for bad times ahead...
micahamey@reddit
If my wife asked for a divorce, there is no fighting for anyone. I'm not going to try and force her to stay. There is no world where I am going to try and force a woman to stay with me. Either they want to be with me or they don't. If they don't then I'd prefer her to leave than be miserable and then make everyone miserable as a consequence.
Divorce is the last step in a long line of things. The "fighting" for her should happen way before divorce ever comes into play.
nicole-tesla@reddit
I'd wager him saying he loved her and wanted to make her happy had more important than "calling a bluff" in her consequent reaction and the ripping of the papers. It's hard to give up things that we've become used to. She might have told herself, "ok if I don't feel like he cares about this relationship anymore, then I will steel myself and end it. But maybe, just maybe he still cares".
But we don't know what went in her mind or if this was even real.
ZarathustraGlobulus@reddit
This is such a 4th grade take on love bud. As a grown man with over five confirmed divorces, I guarantee you the "I hope you know I always loved you" like doesn't mean shit between married adults lol.
It's all about actions. You can say you love her every day, but if your actions don't show it, it's doomed.
The wife in the greentext wanted to give anon a wake-up call: I'll bounce if you don't change. Anon called the bluff and was like sure yeah let's split up then. Wife backed down.
PragmaticPortland@reddit
No offense but I don't think anyone should take marriage advice from someone with five divorces...
imhere2downvote@reddit
they got the most experience, hindsight is 20/20. and they convinced 5 ppl to marry them. probably could learn a few things
gr1mm5d0tt1@reddit
Probably how to bag a woman while being a crap person. But definitely not on how to keep up the charade
R41D3NN@reddit
Namely what not to do.
Milsurp_Seeker@reddit
Or anyone on reddit.
Supremely_Zesty@reddit
ZarathustraGlobulus@reddit
Five confirmed divorces, thankyouverymuch.
Three are still in the making. I'll stop at eight.
Not_Just_Any_Lurker@reddit
socialpresence@reddit
Or, what if people are individuals and how one person reacts is not the same as the next. It's almost like our personalities and experiences make our responses to similar situations, differ.
I spent years with my first wife trying to keep her from leaving. I waited on her hand and foot. Did everything I could. Gave up friends. Stopped talking to my family. Quit hobbies. Every insane thing she demanded, I did in hopes that it would make her happy. In hopes she would stay. Then one day, very alone, very broken, she made another demand that I give up the last little thing that I enjoyed that I had, to that point, managed to keep for myself. I refused and that was that.
I love my current wife very much. My life has improved tenfold since she's been in it. I love my life now. But if she told me she wanted to leave, I wouldn't fight her. I wouldn't try to talk her out of it. I'd probably talk to her about everything it would mean both short and long term for all involved parties but based on my experience, once you bring divorce up, you've been considering it for a long time, your mind is pretty made up. There's no use "fighting for" a lost cause.
As much as it would be completely devastating, I'm not fighting someone to make them be with me. That's fucking stupid. You want to be with me or you don't. That doesn't mean we don't talk about things each of us needs from the other and work on those things but that line of "I'm thinking about divorce" is the line that imo you can't cross back over.
Whosebert@reddit
If you love them you'd like them go type situation
DelcoUnited@reddit
Who is he fighting for her?
BenTheWeebOne@reddit
Or she was cheating thats why she thought she wasnt loving him anymore but guilt hit and she realised she loves him .
Whosebert@reddit
if it was cheating then she realized he has no idea and can get away with it
CyclicalFlow@reddit
And now she'll just never tell him because she knows he can leave. He'll find out if they're still together in 30 years and rethink his whole life lol.
thataintapipe@reddit
Wrong, they want dialogue. Dude failed
Calibrumm@reddit
lmao I have to know how you handle communication in relationships of this is your takeaway
thataintapipe@reddit
Let them talk
Calibrumm@reddit
talk happens before divorce, numb nuts.
thataintapipe@reddit
I responding to the claim that women just want “man tears” dip shit
Calibrumm@reddit
"dude failed" so you're just gonna drop the context of your own reply then try and say I don't know the context? lol.
ii_throwayway_ii@reddit
If its gotten to the point of asking for divorce, it's past dialogue, at least for me
thataintapipe@reddit
I’m not responding to the green text
Squirrel_Bacon_69@reddit
If this is how you approach "dialogue", you should not be in a relationship until you grow the fuck up.
thataintapipe@reddit
So you think women want fight back and man tears - not dialogue? And I’m the one not grown up?
zepherth@reddit
Dialogue is a two way street. If she isn't starting anything how can't he have the discussion she wants?
thataintapipe@reddit
“I stare at the papers” “we say nothing”
Snirion@reddit
Yes, dialogue, send a nuke and then talk to the ashes. How would any reasonable person think those actions were healthy thing to do?
Remarkable_Log_5562@reddit
\~\~fake\~\~ just gay actually
SpaceBug176@reddit
You have to have two "~" on each side.
Remarkable_Log_5562@reddit
My man, i tried it but it didnt worked, figured it would refresh
akulowaty@reddit
two men fucking is less gay then dealing with women’s bullshit
avengeds12345@reddit
The fuck did I just read?
rip-droptire@reddit
A psyop
CloudySpace@reddit
Did i stutter
AwkwardLeopard587@reddit
More like did I stotter
AwkwardLeopard587@reddit
More like did I stotter
Sherwoodfan@reddit
stoat-er
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE@reddit
Ba-anana
Fern-ando@reddit
He is right, to women drama involved.
Wiggie49@reddit
Guys… is liking women gay?
Phraxtus@reddit
A truth nuke
Hot-Explanation-5751@reddit
The cold hard truth
Absolutemehguy@reddit
He's right you know.
ultimateshadowarrior@reddit
chillwavve@reddit
Based
THESUACED@reddit
Unfathomable based
OG_Felwinter@reddit
Real and gay
PunishedMedlock@reddit
This is fake and also gay
WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit
a small but distinct minority of both naive men and women get the media implanted idea that love is just the flutters... and when that ends love ends. At least [if this wasnt obvious fiction], she learned about how wrong she was over what love really is; but went the legalist way of divorce rather than cheat.
WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit
a small but distinct minority of both men and women idiots get the media implanted idea that love is just the flutters... and when that ends love ends.
ParticularConcept548@reddit
Anon made a mistake by marrying a woman
SapirWhorfHypothesis@reddit
You need to find one of those dramatic guys. It really adds some spice to the relationship.
SHK04@reddit
The best thing is they usually lock in when being dramatic won’t help
FailureToReason@reddit
Based real and gay
CleanMyBalls@reddit
It’s one of those fake texts 4chan posts
Slightly-Blasted@reddit
Real and straight
teflon_soap@reddit
Refreshingly real about being so gay
TKRAYKATS@reddit
I honnestly think that women doesn't understand themselves
maxxim333@reddit
This but unironically. I'm in women oriented subs and they are constantly asking questions about their own feelings and actions
Neghbour@reddit
Having read this comment 15 hours after you posted it, I am happy to inform you that this r/TwoXChromosomes post supplied the OP with an extremely thoughtful conversation and I have good hope for her relationship in the future
I_Shot_Web@reddit
Wow, that thread gave me brain damage, thanks!
maxxim333@reddit
I specially like how the top comment suggest she can only feel horny when she's anxious but instead to attribute it to a serious psychological problem... Nah... "It's just your attachment style, girlfrieeeend"
therevaj@reddit
The only correct advice in there is buried in controversial… And then is condemned by another commenter, which is then thanked by op (for saving her from the only real insight in thread) Head -> sand
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE@reddit
Do everything right.
Lose.
Gopgop24-7@reddit
lmao.
cielofnaze@reddit
Wife, behaving randomly, don't think.
Now I'm the enemy of women & feminist.
But I don't care.
. . . . . .
Please don't tell my wife.
random_BA@reddit
So sad for this guy. If true, he did everything right but even so wasnt enough. If this lady will break up with him even if she explain that it was the internal feelings for him, it will hard for him not to be bitter about it.
MrPopanz@reddit
One should never take social media as a representation of reality. It's an amalgamation of international village idiots, which in contrast to the past, aren't mostly ignored and laughed about, but gain unwarranted attention.
TKRAYKATS@reddit
It's a good idea of the truth but not the truth itself
travellingtriffid@reddit
There's nothing self aware about TwoX
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
Does a scanner see clearly? Or darkly? I hope they scan clearly, for I cannot see into myself. Looking inwards, I see only murk. So I hope for all our sake a scanner does better. If it sees darkly, as I do, we are cursed. Cursed to see little of ouselves, and to get, even that little bit, wrong.
Atompunk78@reddit
I fear most people don’t, though for one reason or another women show it more
Perhaps their more indirect communication style makes it more obvious, or if it’s a more emotion-based thing
Munnin41@reddit
And that men are basically taught there are only 3 emotions we should be showing, aka the 3 Hs: happy, hungry and horny. Doesn't really make you think about yourself a lot. Women on the other hand can freely show them (except for horny, because then you're a slut). Emotional awareness is key to understanding yourself
Atompunk78@reddit
I don’t think that 3 emotion line is remotely true nowadays in the 4chan sorta age group, and to the extent it was true it’s often overstated. Moreover that’s not quite how women work either
Munnin41@reddit
Ah generalisation isn't completely correct or applicable to everyone and everything? I'm shocked
Atompunk78@reddit
Not only that, but this one isn’t correct at all or applicable to anyone! Incredible
Hawt_Dawg_II@reddit
Yeah men often don't understand their feelings, maybe even more than women. They just don't bother to question it, don't think about it and it won't bother you.
Anon didn't even wonder how he felt about this situation, he just kinda went with it.
TKRAYKATS@reddit
No one blame a women for trying to understand her feelings, but both men and women blame men for doing it
puff_of_fluff@reddit
That’s why you need to have the balls to not care if someone else is judging you for showing emotions
TKRAYKATS@reddit
Ignoring the problem isn't a solution
Hawt_Dawg_II@reddit
Yup. That sucks. Be the change you want to see in the world. Ask your homies how they feel with earnest and talk about your emotions with people.
Atompunk78@reddit
It’s not fair to assume that about anon, they’re obviously trying to be informative and nonchalant
But yeah, that’s exactly the point that people don’t question or think about it…
Hawt_Dawg_II@reddit
The being nonchalant is exactly what I'm talking about though. It's usually just avoidance behaviour
Atompunk78@reddit
In this case I don’t think so, but I see your point more generally
OccultBlasphemer@reddit
If you dodge all the hits, you don't get hurt.
Hawt_Dawg_II@reddit
Feelings can't catch me if i just keep running!
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE@reddit
What it is, and this applies to all people, is that most people don’t realize they are one big chemical reaction. Every action, thought, preference, et cetera about a person is influenced entirely by a chemical balance and neurological structure at the time they made such an action. If anything in that balance changes? So does the trajectory of their choices. Women have it rough in that they have a nigh-guaranteed major sudden change in their body chemistry during menopause and premenopause that can ambush them with a wide variety of changes in what they used to value and think. Many adjust, and deal with it just fine. Some do not. This isn’t meant to be an excuse for anyone’s behavior. Just a sympathy expressed for how bizarre it must be to suddenly be slammed with such a wild shift in thinking and not being aware of where it came from. Many may end up attributing it to the wrong thing, or coming to the wrong conclusions.
YoungDiscord@reddit
Anon forgot to tell her he'd love her even if she were a worm, didn't he
BeerShitzAndBongRips@reddit
That's something you have to mention right off the bat, probably in your wedding vows
athiaxoff@reddit
Was just in a wedding an hour ago and no mention
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
RIP that marriage
avagrantthought@reddit
"I'd love you even if you were a man. Actually maybe I'd even love you more. You sure you don't have an older brother?"
ImportantResponse0@reddit
"Thanks God you introduced me to your sister" is a song that existnt
stuiiful@reddit
That's a banger too
ImportantResponse0@reddit
I wish there was a version for boy something like "Thanks God you introduced me to your brother"
stuiiful@reddit
It's never too late to do your own!
ImportantResponse0@reddit
I can't sing and I would never use AI to make music so unless I get in contact with an artist I can't do it and even then the artist needs to do it
stuiiful@reddit
Most people who record music can't sing either, so you're on a level playing field. I can't sing but I don't let that stop me. I found that you can expect to be liked by the masses but you can still be liked by some, there's statistically some people that must like how you sing. My wife thinks she can't sing because her "mother" said she can't sing. I love the way my wife sings, our son doesn't
ImportantResponse0@reddit
My mate, how do I say that for you so you can understand ... people dosen't like my voice even when I am speaking (I have a speech defect) I have a to nasal voice and some people don't understand it
Jay_T_Demi@reddit
You would be surprised. Everyone can sing, it's just about finding a style that suits you. I can guarantee you that there are a lot of fans of music who don't care whether the music is good- they care how the music makes them feel.
That's how Midwestern emo got popular imo
ImportantResponse0@reddit
I like dancing.
But is like if you watch yourself on the mirror and you hate what you see even if everyone tells you that you look good it doesn't help.
Same applies for voice too and when people actually tells you that your voice is bad then you start to wish to use it as less as possible.
stuiiful@reddit
My wife was the same way, she also has a speech impediment, so does our daughter, I love hearing it, it's unique. Believe me, there's people who like non Conventional voices.
ImportantResponse0@reddit
Sometimes I can't even stand listening to my own voice if I recorded it.
A lot of people told me that they don't like my vioice and even judged me based on it.
Like, I am to unlucky because O had to move cities because in my hometown I also had a class mate that had a problem alike + she wasn't lucking conventionally and I really wanted to see what she is doing now.
Is hard to meet someone with a speech defect, especially one alike yours.
But my voice is indeed bad.
FrozenH2OIsGood@reddit
She had to stand ready for the arrival of his actions
CrazyElk123@reddit
"You would love me even if i divorced you right?!"
Vlad_The_Great_2@reddit
You should divorce her anyway. Shes a flight risk. If I’m married to a woman, I need to know she actually likes me and won’t just leave tomorrow because her mood changed.
Deadsouls88@reddit
Anon forget
vverbov_22@reddit
Fake: anon has a wife
Gay: anon doesn't understand women because he only has sex with men
NefariousFennec@reddit
prime femboy advertisement right there
rip-droptire@reddit
🔁🐈🔁
james_a_hetfield@reddit
Bipolar. Crazy in the head, freakier in bed, never to wed. Got more red flags than a communist parade, got enough to sail a pirates brigade.
avagrantthought@reddit
You're probably thinking of borderline. Nothing suggests BP here.
TacticalPigeons@reddit
Borderline is BP
FrankPankNortTort@reddit
That's BPD
palmerry@reddit
That's Baltimore Police Department
happiness890@reddit
Thats bi polar
TacticalPigeons@reddit
Bipolar is one word
happiness890@reddit
noshit i wanted to stress the B and the P
whoknowsI0@reddit
James Hetfield is always right
Ok_Two_2604@reddit
She’s not allowed to do that. Docs were signed.
yeetzapizza123@reddit
It's wild that this is one of the fakest and gayest green texts somehow
FlatMycologist5366@reddit
Downvoted because 4cucks seethe at the thought of women not being in the wrong
ThePowaBallad@reddit
People in this comment section seem to think she said the quote or dropped the divorce papers without warning
I bet she not only wanted and said she wanted to talk the 3 days prior while OP was too busy organising his anime but also had expressed issues before
OP showing themselves as an emotionally manipulative statement and guilting immediately following an extended period of lack of emotions wife feels like she is evil for asking for her own happiness
Women be crazy right
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
You can't be serious.
BushWookie-Alpha@reddit
HEY!! You keep my neatly organised Anime collection out of this.
yeetzapizza123@reddit
Dropping divorce papers and immediately changing your mind off a Hallmark movie quote is in fact crazy behavior
But again, this never happened so continue with the fan fic
bulldogs_son@reddit
Commenting its fake doesnt do anything, time comes for us all and if we all spent more time caring if a gay reddit post was fake or not, I'd be a lot gayer
BushWookie-Alpha@reddit
If Wifey handed me papers.. I would sign them in a heartbeat.
She is well aware that I hold the idea of divorce on the same level as being unfaithful, meaning, grounds for immediate ending of the relationship without further discussion.
She knows I don't play games like trying to prove myself to her, and she doesn't play games like trying to prove herself to me.
The balance is great because we love each other dearly.
-HeyImBroccoli-@reddit
I treat divorce and breaking up extremely.
Once you've brought it up, you've essentially made the bet and committed to be against the relationship. Who am I to fight against someone who seemingly has made up their mind to take the keys out the ignition and throw it out the window?
I will not fight for someone's love, I wont bed or plead to start again, I won't ask for another chance.
Its much less an attack, but more of an agreement.
Mechaindisguise@reddit
You would end your relationship with your wife if she divorced you ? Well duh
JackC747@reddit
I guess he meant that he wouldn't try and fight for her to stay together. As soon as she expresses interest or brings it up, instead of asking her to go to couples counselling or therapy he'd just accept it right away
BushWookie-Alpha@reddit
That is what I meant. I just worded it in the wrong way.
She knows to not play stupid games because she will only win stupid prizes.
Champomi@reddit
Usually you try to communicate and improve things long before bringing up a divorce
no_weird_PMs_pls@reddit
It's one of those words that you can't take back. Once it gets brought up it's always an elephant in the room even if it's a small one.
SplendidlyDull@reddit
I would absolutely divorce my wife if she divorced me, that’s grounds for divorce
demonman101@reddit
My ex recently ended things after 4 years but constantly is sad about it ending and cries when I started packing my stuff up. I know she cares about me but not enough to be with me anymore and it's just confusing as hell. About to drive to AZ with her because she insisted she takes the drive with me and then flies back home.
DJNgamez@reddit
Bad idea brother, drive alone, trust me
demonman101@reddit
She already bought the plane ticket and I don't think it's going to be that bad. I just expect more tears at some point
SturmGizmo@reddit
Real: Woman brain confusion Straight: Gays wouldn't act like this
T-MoneyAllDey@reddit
I mean you're joking but the least divorced group are gay males while the highest are gay females.
BrideofClippy@reddit
True. There are lots of factors that play into that.
404-NoFucksFound@reddit
Gay male divorce rate is by far the lowest among gay, heterosexual and lesbian couples.
Chalk another dub up for the lads.
Nice_Category@reddit
Estrogen is by far the largest predictor of divorce.
ThePrimeOptimus@reddit
Many such cases
Gopgop24-7@reddit
normal is a minority these days.
baudmiksen@reddit
If normality remains a concept and not a regular occurrence it's probably forever unobtainable
arhetium@reddit
I think imma stay single reading this and reading all the bs people comment here lmao
baudmiksen@reddit
yeah it's them
ktsb@reddit
she's been banging other dudes
GloriousClitorious@reddit
She cheated on him and tried to get away from the guilt
renaldomoon@reddit
Yup, either cheated or is just some level of crazy, prob bipolar.
poopcockshit@reddit
The hypothetical anon in this hypothetical story when she did that:
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
I'm always interested to hear a woman's take in the comments with things like this but it never happens
WannabePokerPlayer@reddit
Anon is an emotionless robot and his wife just wanted to see him give a shit once. He did not.
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
You say this as if that's an inappropriate reaction to a completely normal behaviour.
WannabePokerPlayer@reddit
Found anon
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
I'm sure if Anon broke down crying and begged her to reconsider, that would fix their relationship and make both of their lives so much better.
PlantKey@reddit
I'd have scanned them to my email on my printer/scanner/fax machine
-HumanMachine-@reddit
The gayest, fakest thing I've ever read. Cannot imagine a person reading this and thinking it was said by a real person in real life.
El_Maltos_Username@reddit
Ha! Women ☕
misterpickles69@reddit
☕️☕️
PomegranateHot9916@reddit
ok?
and then you divorced her right? because she doesn't love you.. right?
WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit
a small but distinct minority of both naive men and women get the media implanted idea that love is just the flutters... and when that ends love ends.
That and depression can make people do silly and dumb things for their long-term wellbeing. Hopefully for anon and their gay and fake tale they stuck it out, but regardless they grew as adults.
Generally_Confused1@reddit
Once they take a step out, you step out too. Not worth it for the games
Arstanishe@reddit
i get that kind of shit every other "that" time of the cycle. As we are in our 40ies it's gotten worse
skull_fucker79@reddit
i wish i had some boomer comics saved right now
Wrath_Viking@reddit
Tears of joy?
Jinrex-Jdm@reddit
Women thinks with feelings not with logic.
OutrageousFanny@reddit
She probably slept around and liked it
Antikkz94@reddit
Fake: anon is married Gay: anon doesnt understand women, only men