anon got the ultimate revenge
Posted by moneyprinter101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 118 comments
Posted by moneyprinter101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 118 comments
Aldunas@reddit
immaownyou@reddit
Are you guys tired of this joke yet
Aldunas@reddit
https://i.redd.it/2ljk8zdlrg1h1.gif
PotatoesAndChill@reddit
HidenTsubameGaeshi@reddit
MinorDespera@reddit
What’s upop?
Erasmusings@reddit
Not much dawg, yoself?
lllGrapeApelll@reddit
Ichmag11@reddit
It's not a joke. It's a PSA
loscapos5@reddit
Odyssey1337@reddit
No
Wooden-Peach-4664@reddit
Jenkinswarlock@reddit
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
I made this meme two years ago and I feel joy whenever I see it. Thank you
Jenkinswarlock@reddit
Psyduck is my moms favorite pokemon and when I showed her she was like “damn right”
Silent_Ebb_9003@reddit
Puzzleheaded_One_927@reddit
Reaper-Leviathan@reddit
White women
moverwhomovesthings@reddit
It's 4chan, so it's probably a white man.
JCampenish@reddit
Why didn't he use his own then?
sassydodo@reddit
pale white man
Rockman2isgud@reddit
Sittin there on the staircase a pale faced man opens up a guitar case
cyruz1323@reddit
obese pale white man
beegproblemzzz@reddit
At a certain point fatasses turn red. He's only mostly pale
Zathala@reddit
I didn't even consider it being a woman 4chan is all men isn't it ?
toodrunktostand@reddit
Taylor Swift used to frequent/b/
Horus_Whistler@reddit
Nah. Somehow ended up connecting with a girl there and we moved it to Kik, met up at downtown Disney. She was cool, but ate too much. Didn't continue seeing her after that.
Wk1360@reddit
You know that this story is being told by a man because if we were supposed to think it was a woman, the guy writing it would’ve said “be me, femanon” or whatever first.
Reaper-Leviathan@reddit
I mean it’s 100% fake. White boy fantasising about being a white woman
Comedyislandd@reddit
theredhound19@reddit
https://i.redd.it/fts9ga1ezg1h1.gif
Logey202@reddit
https://i.redd.it/mn1gahbzpl1h1.gif
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Gaelic_Platypus@reddit
Mutant_mayhem@reddit
Super_Ninja39@reddit
What the fuck
H-Adam@reddit
Yea… definitely fake, but arrest OOP anyway just to be safe. No sane person would write this.
6crem@reddit
PointsOfXP@reddit
It can be hard to make it ejaculate with just your hands. Good thing he was careful to not swallow the password
Beneficial_Job_4339@reddit
Wild reference. Tom Cruise would do it though.
PointsOfXP@reddit
Too bad he's on vacation. Probably giving dogs freebies right now
baudmiksen@reddit
Can be hard when it's soft
Ok_Toe7278@reddit
Pintsocream@reddit
How did you crustify a jpeg so badly
theyeshman@reddit
Internet human centipede, imagine how crusty it'll be after the next guy downloads it from this sub and shits it back onto the sub in 2 months to farm karma
xXHalalManXx@reddit
House_Of_Doubt@reddit
Real: ???????
Gay: wtf?
OneWithFireball@reddit
Current_Database_728@reddit
Real and, uhhhhhhhhhhhh
thetyphonlol@reddit
finally a realistic greentext
BJYeti@reddit
matt_Nooble12_XBL@reddit
Fake: Didn’t suck off the dog and just nutted on the carpet
Gay: imagined his brother raping him
PJ_2005_01@reddit
Fake: now I’m no dog-jizz-ologist, nor am I a lawyer, but I suspect dna testing would prove otherwise, or yknow, having a brain
Bestiality: man I wish it was gay instead
XygenSS@reddit
are you really gonna break out the forensic dna testing for a domestic floor cum case
ReturnRadio@reddit
They sell kits for this exact scenario
XygenSS@reddit
of fucking course they do
Consistent_Agent8433@reddit
What do you think crime scene investigators do bruh
moneyprinter101@reddit (OP)
they cum
Absolutemehguy@reddit
based police
onepromaster69@reddit
Police based on cum?
BilleyBong@reddit
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Honest-Birthday1306@reddit
Probably not, but I imagine they'd want to do it for the criminal rape case?
googlin@reddit
every time
whodatboi_420@reddit
They would have done a rape kit and check and seen 0 evidence of it
Independent_Wash3657@reddit
Well atleast its not gay
ThisMemeWontDie@reddit
I mean if it is a guy it is gay he sucked off a male
ThePowaBallad@reddit
If it's a guy why not jerk off himself instead of beastiality
heavyPacket@reddit
12
The_Burning_Face@reddit
As a former 12 year old I can confirm I never had fidollatio fantasies.
heavyPacket@reddit
Fidollatio is diabolical
Gnosis1409@reddit
RadioRoosterTony@reddit
Cute-Conflict835@reddit
This might be the post that breaks the camels back
lambdasintheoutfield@reddit
Basileus2@reddit
LobsterFondler@reddit
Funnier crop
Spac92@reddit
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
it took me a full 5 seconds to comprehend what the fuck i just read. thanks asshole
PhantomCruze@reddit
Mom said it's my turn to put a shocked reaction picture
So i chose one period correct to the date of the greentext
Abdul-Wahab6@reddit
I really hope this was just gay and fake
202glewis@reddit
Damn hit em with the ole razzledazzle
rslashToma@reddit
Fake: DNA tests exist
Gay: Anon sucked a dick
avagrantthought@reddit
2010s greentexts hit different
full_knowledge_build@reddit
Red it as an insult “fuck of dog” and tought, mmmh this is not weird enough, well…
pinkwar@reddit
Are we doing some grave digging now? This shit is older than most people in here.
ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit
Older than some of the people on this website.
drak0ni@reddit
Just because I’m 9 doesn’t mean it’s okay to make fun of me.
qwerty_9537@reddit
It's perfectly natural to be nine years old
Alive_Ice7937@reddit
And curious..... oh wait I forgot that this isn't actually 4chan
thebigpink@reddit
1000 years old and this written in biblical times
Sfortuna_macabra@reddit
How does he knows that is cum? He licked it?
zj--@reddit
james_a_hetfield@reddit
ReturnRadio@reddit
This exact thing happened to me except the dog and brother were reversed
TellurianTech50@reddit
Substantial-Cat2896@reddit
Yea no, that didnt happen, they dont just base it on some cum on the floor mate
googlin@reddit
i'm sure anon also had some load on his teeth yet after gargling and swishing the prize around
tankiplayer12@reddit
bond_uk@reddit
Do we not have any good greentexts from the past year?
Theseus505@reddit
Aromatic-Procedure77@reddit
Fake: I hope so Gay: anon wants to suck off his MALE dog and get fucked by his brother Beastiality: the dog
Mean_Marketing9458@reddit
Jinrex-Jdm@reddit
Anon plays 4d gae chess.
_BlANK19_@reddit
Wtf did I just read
CountCrapula88@reddit
Read it again if you didn't comprehend?
_BlANK19_@reddit
NO
TKRAYKATS@reddit
Weak
Softspokenclark@reddit
TKRAYKATS@reddit
I'm glad nobody overreacted
DonkeyKongaLongDonga@reddit
At no point did I know what the next line was going to be but I wanted it to stop
Magicaparanoia@reddit
No-Play2726@reddit
Gale-@reddit
_sky12@reddit
Ngl first time I’ve ever seen context for that
Ok_Compote_6937@reddit
JoshTheTrucker@reddit
HamBlamBlam@reddit
HamBlamBlam@reddit