I changed my Starbucks id to Lebowski in honor of the dude…my question is…is this a coincidence or is the barista in on it?
Posted by johnnywalkerblack81@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 85 comments
You think the rug pissers did this?
MorseyMeese@reddit
This violates a number of Starbucks bylaws
dr_dante_octivarious@reddit
What are you, a fuckin Starbucks employee now?
dhlthecobra@reddit
Lebowski? That's your name, Dude.
Stay-Classy-Reddit@reddit
Donny, please
StomachSoup@reddit
Do you know what happens when you fuck with someone’s order!!!
Charming-Ad8399@reddit
They’re gonna kill that poor woman
useless_modern_god@reddit
I’m staying
avreddits@reddit
ElYodaPagoda@reddit
Enjoying my coffee…
J_Jeckel@reddit
But...the Dude wouldn't waste money on $10 coffee.
IS2SPICY4U@reddit
I dont like your jerk-off name.
left-of-the-jokers@reddit
You're a lebowski, I'm a lebowski
2nd2lastdragon@reddit
The barista knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski. The barista wants to serve the deadbeat Lebowski
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit (OP)
Put your diapers on Lebowski the barista wants to see you
Prestidigitoriuhm@reddit
You're not dealing with idiots, here.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
The barista is over there
ZPTs@reddit
Sometimes you ista bar, and sometimes, well, barista you.
dhlthecobra@reddit
That some kinda western thing?
Dry_Description6498@reddit
I dig your style, man. Got the whole word play thing goin on.
Scuba_Steve_500@reddit
Dude, barista is not the proper nomenclature, coffee wench, please
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
mcsweetin@reddit
I was coming to say this.
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
Dry_Description6498@reddit
Waving the fucking rod around?
mcsweetin@reddit
Put the fucking piece away.
Dry_Description6498@reddit
They're calling Fish & Game, man...
icybowler3442@reddit
Plus, catching a patron, within the city limits, without a license, that ain’t legal, either
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger, now?
Ryforge20@reddit
No, I’m just trying to…
Brave_Educator5934@reddit
I caught you a dahller!
motorcycleboy9000@reddit
It increases the chance of conception.
DrRatio-PhD@reddit
okaycomputes@reddit
sometimes you eat the barista and, well, sometimes the barista eats you
no_vale_verga817@reddit
Is that some kind of coffee thing?
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit (OP)
Far from it
no_vale_verga817@reddit
One more thang u/johnnywalkerblack81 …
Do ya have to use some much Starbucks?
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
Order another food item and see if it says "Love Me."
thedude34@reddit
That's your name dude!
Buzzbuzz_Becuz@reddit
Nooo funny stuff
Strict_Foundation_31@reddit
You’re being taken for the proverbial ride…
al3x_7788@reddit
No, you're Jeff Lebowski.
StockShell@reddit
The barista doesn't care about anything, he's a nihilist
nithdurr@reddit
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
peauxtheaux@reddit
That’s fucking Intersting man. That’s fucking interesting
Alternative_Dance724@reddit
zerokep@reddit
Must be the other Jeffery Lebowski, the millionaaare
30ught6@reddit
no_vale_verga817@reddit
This is a private Starbucks, man
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
Do you have any kahlua?
blofly@reddit
Bahhs over there...
no_vale_verga817@reddit
What the fuck is with this guy?!
SixStringSapien@reddit
The other Jeffrey Lebowski! The millionaire!
HurricaneMedina@reddit
That’s interesting, man. That’s fucking interesting.
Laxku@reddit
The other Jeffrey, Lebowski.
tobyvanderbeek@reddit
The millionaire
OutrageousLoad6084@reddit
Well Dude, we just don’t know
stellahella1@reddit
She's winking at you dude
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
I'm staying. Finishing my coffee.
No-Sheepherder448@reddit
“It’s the Barista…”
James-Morrisson@reddit
The one with the cleft asshole?
Coldhands1969@reddit
I am the Walrus?
James-Morrisson@reddit
Donny you’re out of your element!
Lower-Land-286@reddit
super_fly@reddit
You're Lebowski, man. I'm The Dude...man...
jayspapa@reddit
Clearly 2 separate orders, Mark it Zero Donny!
ChicagoDash@reddit
You mix a hell of a latte, Jackie.
Reebatnaw@reddit
No one is afraid of a Jeffrey. Oh, wait. Wrong movie
Worth_Ad4258@reddit
He fixes the cable?
ApprehensivePotato67@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know.
Burqueisbest@reddit
LovesToyCars@reddit
Lots of ins, lots of outs..
Ok-Captain-462@reddit
… a lotta what-have-yous
doctor--zaius@reddit
Those are good burgers, Walter
EManSantaFe@reddit
That Gruyère is quite vaginal. Are you comfortable with that?
Connect_Living_591@reddit
I’m a Lebowski you’re a Lebowski
IcebergDarts@reddit
I don’t know if the barista is in on it, I’m just here to fix the cable.
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit (OP)
That’s why they send me I’m an expert
JustTheBeerLight@reddit
The thought of going to Starbucks did not occur to us, Dude.
zmasterb@reddit
The Barista abides
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
Okay so I’m a Lebowski, you’re a Lebowski. That’s terrific.
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
I will check with the boys down at the crime lab.
Vvardendell@reddit
They got us working in shifts!
JefreyLebowski@reddit
Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Impressive_Math2302@reddit
Separate incidents?
DrRatio-PhD@reddit
He's a good barista, and thorough.