My co-workers sandwich, he calls it stretching his budget
Posted by EnvisionFirstFilms@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 34 comments
Posted by EnvisionFirstFilms@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 34 comments
SkynetLurking@reddit
That’s not food 😭
PsychologicalYou6416@reddit
I call it a dentist's payday.
Reasonable_Diet7955@reddit
Why is nobody mentioning the little pink rectangle? Am I stupid in not knowing what that is?
Ssesamee@reddit
after thinking about it for a couple minutes because i was also very confused
i think it’s supposed to be part of a candy bracelet, but a wristwatch version, since on the right slice you can see the candy beads of some candy bracelet/necklace, and the sauce is covering the “:” which would make it “2:30” aka it’s a candy watch face
Reasonable_Diet7955@reddit
I really hope so lol. Looks like a weird ass designer drug or just random plastic
MyTacoNachos@reddit
This is all I can think of
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
Could you like, gift your coworker a pack of bologna, mustard, and maybe some cheap American slices?? Or whatever might work for them. Because this shit is NOT okay.
FabulousFlavio@reddit
I refuse to believe anyone ate this, there is no way the flavor or texture is good in any way...
mybackhurty@reddit
What's the mango pit looking thing?
Reasonable_Diet7955@reddit
I believe it's dried mango slices from trader Joe's or something
luvplantz@reddit
MadamVoid@reddit
caterkarolina@reddit
I'm sure your co-worker will live a loooong and healthy life with all this quality & healthy food they're eating…
SirQuick8441@reddit
He's stretching something, alright.
bucket_of_fried_bird@reddit
I swear Travis Bickle ate this in Taxi Driver
PuttingFishOnJupiter@reddit
PMSL!
PuttingFishOnJupiter@reddit
Stretching the definition of food. You have a co-worker who needs help. Or a reality adjustment with a brick!
SmokeMoreWorryLess@reddit
Is that a candy necklace?
No-Acanthisitta8803@reddit
Looks like OP might be candy flipping lol
third-knight@reddit
Lmao yeah that or a candy bracelet
TheRonsterWithin@reddit
Well at least he's got himself what looks like some Yellowbird habanero, the GOAT hot sauce in my book:)
pizdec-unicorn@reddit
Is your coworker 7 years old, by any chance?
GLS504@reddit
That’s a spectrum sandwich
M1ST3RN0B0DY06@reddit
What the fuck
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Ill-Television8690@reddit
Your coworker has an eating disorder.
UncleNoodles85@reddit
Reminds me of Ally Sheeny in the Breakfast Club.
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
Showing our age lovie.
That was a good fucking one 😁
doctor-meth-89@reddit
Action Jaxon gonna have a field day with this one
Salohacin@reddit
Why does it look likes he using miniatures paint as sauce?
isaacDavidowitz@reddit
I thought the candy on the right was misc. prescription pills at first.
WinterSector8317@reddit
It’s on whole wheat bread, so it’s health food
destinyeeeee@reddit
That's called insanity. Has your coworker heard of beans? Cheaper than candy and much better as a meal.
SandwichNamedJacob@reddit
Thought some of those were pills for a second and was wondering exactly how that was cheaper.