My 13yo: That guy in the white jacket looks like a cross between Ethan Hawke and Ellen
Posted by Pale-Ambition-9951@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 69 comments
Quizleteer@reddit
I’m surprised your 13yo knows who Ethan Hawke and Ellen are! 😂
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AwkwardFactor84@reddit
Yes, but do they k ow who Sugar Ray is?
SpiralCuts@reddit
Sugar Gaaay
guitarspedalsamps@reddit
WHO SAID THAT? 😤
Quizleteer@reddit
😂
Pale-Ambition-9951@reddit (OP)
Honestly same, I was a little proud
Quizleteer@reddit
I would be, too. Neither of my kids (9 and 10) would be able to name a single celebrity. Probably just Minecraft streamers 😅
brainvheart143@reddit
Omg those people are SO annoying!!!! I keep blocking them and more keep coming.
Quizleteer@reddit
I know! Children's games streamers are so bizarre. They act like exaggerated anime cartoons or something. We only allow them to watch the least-annoying ones, on time limits, while supervised. We've banned, like, 99% of them.
Ok_Story_7924@reddit
My first thought, as well.
ObieUno@reddit
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ontha-comeup@reddit
I got to see them at a private concert/corporate event a few years ago. They covered all the 90's bangers.
Also have 4 big-time hits.
BritOnTheRocks@reddit
Fly, Every Morning, Someday, and When it’s Over?
Gina_the_Alien@reddit
The wild thing about Sugar Ray is that these songs sound nothing like the other songs on their albums
EverybodyPanic81@reddit
Close enough 😂
Zestyclose_Eye_3571@reddit
Frosted tips at almost 60 😬😬
AtFishCat@reddit
I didn't even notice they were frosted!
Zoomed out it blends into the BG and looks like his hair was half burned off.
drimmie@reddit
He's right 😂
Thin-Atmosphere3166@reddit
🤣🤣🤣 valid assessment
regeya@reddit
I remember people wondering why Ethan Hawke was in one of the Scooby Doo movies. It was Sugar Ray of course.
Scherzkeks@reddit
No cap
Plus-Pomegranate8045@reddit
Accurate observation. Just like Goo Goo Dolls’ Johnny Rzeznik, another 90s rock star to file under “men who look like old lesbians.”
frooootloops@reddit
It’s funny because I call dudes like Steven Tyler and Kirk Hammett “sassy grandmas.” They look like grandmas who take shrooms and read tarot lol
Plus-Pomegranate8045@reddit
That’s a good description. 🤣
specks_of_dust@reddit
Just looked him and up and all I can see is a lesbian variant of Jennifer Anniston.
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
Johnny was always so handsome. Idk why he did that to his face.
nightwolves@reddit
It’s such a weird part of aging, seeing the very aged faces of the pop stars we easily recall in their youth… it makes the movement of time much more tangible in an unpleasant way.
SpiralCuts@reddit
He’s still got that “server at Olive Garden” vibe though
Shanntuckymuffin@reddit
Every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of his girlfriend’s 4 post bed
Miss_Anthropologie@reddit
All around the world statues crumble for me!
Competition-Dapper@reddit
The_BSharps@reddit
How bizarre.
AmputeeHandModel@reddit
That's a different band.
BritOnTheRocks@reddit
All things that i used to know have gone out the window
dj_aaron311@reddit
Virgina-Wolfferine@reddit
I detect no lies
420SirChadofTruthton@reddit
You need to show him the Sugar Gay video
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT I'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS!?" - Mark McGrath
Tiny-Reading5982@reddit
Well, they're not wrong lol
GhostChips42@reddit
Ethan Hawke, Ellen, with a hint of Caitlin Jenner and Micky Roarke.
mom_bombadill@reddit
Your kid is going places, that’s amazing
AffectionateBite3827@reddit
Your kid is correct and hilarious
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
Damn
Golden5StarMan@reddit
You got to sprinkle in a little Matt Dillion in there too
GenghisConnieChung@reddit
Isn’t that the guy from Sharknado 2?
NoContextCarl@reddit
About as likable as Ellen also.
LadyVioletLuna@reddit
Saw them open for matchbox twenty when the staples center was still called the staples center.
Throwaway_inSC_79@reddit
I can’t unsee that now.
_____AMOK_____@reddit
https://youtu.be/jSU9oL5nLMA?si=-5eU4REukjur3xl_
Sugar Gay
Feisty_Crops@reddit
And if you ever see him live he is going to relive every high point in his life and you are along for the ride.
Pretend-Menu-8660@reddit
You’re 13-year-old is spot on
Outrageous-Swimmer65@reddit
I laughed out loud on that, because the kid is NOT wrong!! 😂🤣🤣
BoyznGirlznBabes@reddit
I see it, but that particular freeze frame is giving SNL Jost Hegseth vibes 😅
prodigaldummy@reddit
illinoishokie@reddit
The guy to his left looks like a white Giancarlo Esposito.
yellow_pomelo_jello@reddit
I remember he and Madonna dated for like two weeks.
frougle_mcdugal@reddit
Got ‘em!
Humbled_Humanz@reddit
Correct!
jcstrat@reddit
That’s an astute observation.
OptimalPrinciple576@reddit
Bobby Hill voice. His name is not Sugar Ray.
Feral_Sheep_@reddit
-SandorClegane-@reddit
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Pale-Ambition-9951@reddit (OP)
Swear to absolute God. Sixty seconds ago.
username__0000@reddit
Their music was so all over the place back then.
The 1st two songs/music videos I remember from sugar ray were RPM and mean machine.
And then there was this. lol
They had range.
brattybabyc@reddit
Kudos for knowing who either of them are, kid.
ManiacRichX@reddit
your 13 year old is not wrong.
mikalalala13@reddit
definitely got that 90s vibe going on.