know she would want intimacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging me for the genes I can give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate heterosexuality and truth to the events in the greentext
suck my wife's milk off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Real: Transgender Americans are fleeing hostile red states
Straight: Seattle says it's overwhelmed
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstacy as I flood her fertile womb with my seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and my wife might even let me eat tendies out of her pussy if she finds my comment funny enough
gonna ask an irrelevant time wasting question here, not even related to the post itself but i can't stop thinking about it
why are trans people always so strongly correlated to mental illnessess? I haven't met a single one who is not mentally disturbed. That makes me think we should be against it or fighting this, not reaffirming it
Alternative_Border29@reddit
"You're gonna need a bigger bridge."
SkibididdyOhio@reddit
Elequist@reddit
Oh boy I'm glad I live near Seattle
meechmeechmeecho@reddit
Having spent time in the area, I have a feeling most don’t look like what you’re hoping for
Elequist@reddit
I'm not hoping for any of them lol
meechmeechmeecho@reddit
Suuuuure you aren’t
Elequist@reddit
Ok
ThreeDogee@reddit
How are they running to these states when they've been banned from participation in athletic events?
Luwuci-SP@reddit
This is a much funnier joke than anything I've seen on 4tran lately lmao
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)
Probably e scooters.
sprinkill@reddit
Ziegelphilie@reddit
they forgot that speedwalking exists
StartledMilk@reddit
Trans people are less than .1% of the population, what are they overwhelmed with?
zerozero27@reddit
the only acceptable middle aged white dude to a liberal is a trans woman.
JTT_0550@reddit
Watchout Bangkok
Jamelanho@reddit
Somebody keep an eye on the suicide rates
...or Christian school [redacted]
sprinkill@reddit
>overwhelmed with what?
That's a great question, actually.
Mr__Castle_@reddit
I fully support quarantine.
Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit
I don't get it, are they saying a large influx of people into a particular place has negative effects on that place or something?
Imgayhajkthatsgross@reddit
I would totally be okay with all the transgenders moving to Washington.
Get over there and away from me 🤷🏼♂️
home_rolled@reddit
*gay
cumble_bumble@reddit
Even better
chocolateZnob@reddit
They kill themselves often enough that this seems like an issue that will resolve itself in time.
KelvinSouz@reddit
gonna ask an irrelevant time wasting question here, not even related to the post itself but i can't stop thinking about it
why are trans people always so strongly correlated to mental illnessess? I haven't met a single one who is not mentally disturbed. That makes me think we should be against it or fighting this, not reaffirming it
PinBeneficial1366@reddit
I guess red states left them hanging, didn't they?