Tonight we let the Grape Ape do the talking

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dtisme53@reddit

I’m getting a hangover just looking at this

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consumehepatitis@reddit

The shits tomorrow are about to be diabolical

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crumblingimages@reddit

And tomorrow, anyone talking needs to be walking.

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Scruffasaurus@reddit

I’ma guess your mattress is on the floor

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The true answer is that keeping ur mattress on the floor can cause a massive mold spot to form due to the moisture of ur sweat and other stuff seeping into the mattress and then being trapped in. You elevate the mattress so that theres some air below it.

If you don’t wanna have a basic cheap bed frame to keep your mattress off the floor then maybe a futon would be better. At least you can wash that regularly

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Freign@reddit

⬆️⬆️⬆️ heed

you can make a bed frame out of concrete blocks and cardboard. it could save your life.

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FlukyFish@reddit

It’s indicative of a certain socioeconomic status often times attributed to less than ideal life choices due to piss poor judgement. A good example of such would be mixing cheap malt liquor with equally poor quality grape flavored soda.

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

Fuck I wish I owned a mattress

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dabigchina@reddit

malt liquor and grape drink? how did you even stumble on this combo?

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

Ordered pizza yesterday and it came with a free 2L of grape crush, and I already had the Mickey's. It's basically a brass monkey

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kilofeet@reddit

Brass monkey? That funky monkey?!

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superpoongoon@reddit

I think you are supposed Put it in a monkey, mix it in a cup, then offer it to a girl

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dbrank@reddit

YO BABY WASSUP?

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sleepytipi@reddit

I offered her a sip. The girl she gave me lip.

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hamfist_ofthenorth@reddit

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FistThePooper6969@reddit

The very same

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

That funky monkey indeed

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wavdaily@reddit

Noice

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TheManWhoWasNotShort@reddit

The ingredients are not a brass monkey, but the quality is the same

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makemeking706@reddit

Grape soda. Grape drink is sugar, water, purple.

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stallionsRIDEufl@reddit

Right? Stick to brass monkeys like a gentleman.

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B1gR1g@reddit

r/maltloquor
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PNWKiwi@reddit

Maaaan. Brings Me back to the time I lived in Houston. This and MD 20/20 was a regular after work drink.

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dylho@reddit

Yk what, I’d try it

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historynutjackson@reddit

Wisdom from my dad: "The best beer is free beer. The worst beer is Mickey's."

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FlukyFish@reddit

What if it’s a free Mickey’s?

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getdemsnacks@reddit

TIL they still make Mickey's Big Mouths.

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Mattg31@reddit

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Yodzilla@reddit

This is the most ratchet concoction I’ve ever seen.

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

Haters gon' hate my boy

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Fuckincory-n-trevor@reddit

Holy shit mickeys is still around

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TheGrandExquisitor@reddit

Teenaged Dirtbag starts playing

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Jarbasaur@reddit

This is kinda like a sidewalk slammer

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resinfingers@reddit

Can't wage a war without a few grenades

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InevitableLimit6020@reddit

i think i'm going to vomit

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Stock_Strategy1668@reddit

A bar where I used to live used to sell Grape Apes. Pretty good actually

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mustardtruck@reddit

The “Grape Ape” is a real drink and brother, this ain’t it.

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

Just looked it up and I think my version is better

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messedupmessup12@reddit

Well, guess I'm trying another stupid thing

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Helpful-Conference13@reddit

This is changing consumer habits behavior

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BurdTurglary@reddit

Mickey's is still occasionally my jam. So what kinda ratio we talkin heah?

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

Bout 1 to 1

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BurdTurglary@reddit

Bussin'

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HedgehogTop5524@reddit

Ummmm, where is your codeine cough syrup?? Amateur.

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pantry-pisser@reddit

So you took a drink with 5% alcohol, and diluted even further?

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p0p_thAt@reddit

Reminds me of an MD 20/20 lol..cheers, OP

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Lumpy_Trade_@reddit

A friend of mine always used to say “If you ever need to choose between beer or food, remember this.

There’s food in beer, but no beer in food”

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

Words of wisdom

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Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)

No of course I didn't ruin it. I made it better

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SharkPicnic@reddit

Your brain needs to be studied.

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BahaIsBeast@reddit

Jesus christ brother seek help!! You are better than this! Be better than this!

I am going out on a limb and assuming you are male because this is the exact reason why woman love longer than men!

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Tasty-Performer6669@reddit

True. As a man I can only love 2 or 3 minutes tops