Tonight we let the Grape Ape do the talking
Posted by Electrical-Title-698@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 62 comments
Dinner tonight 🤤
Posted by Electrical-Title-698@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 62 comments
Dinner tonight 🤤
dtisme53@reddit
I’m getting a hangover just looking at this
consumehepatitis@reddit
The shits tomorrow are about to be diabolical
crumblingimages@reddit
And tomorrow, anyone talking needs to be walking.
Scruffasaurus@reddit
I’ma guess your mattress is on the floor
Calgirlleeny2@reddit
And... what's wrong with that?
cornonthekopp@reddit
The true answer is that keeping ur mattress on the floor can cause a massive mold spot to form due to the moisture of ur sweat and other stuff seeping into the mattress and then being trapped in. You elevate the mattress so that theres some air below it.
If you don’t wanna have a basic cheap bed frame to keep your mattress off the floor then maybe a futon would be better. At least you can wash that regularly
Freign@reddit
⬆️⬆️⬆️ heed
you can make a bed frame out of concrete blocks and cardboard. it could save your life.
FlukyFish@reddit
It’s indicative of a certain socioeconomic status often times attributed to less than ideal life choices due to piss poor judgement. A good example of such would be mixing cheap malt liquor with equally poor quality grape flavored soda.
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
Fuck I wish I owned a mattress
dabigchina@reddit
malt liquor and grape drink? how did you even stumble on this combo?
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
Ordered pizza yesterday and it came with a free 2L of grape crush, and I already had the Mickey's. It's basically a brass monkey
kilofeet@reddit
Brass monkey? That funky monkey?!
superpoongoon@reddit
I think you are supposed Put it in a monkey, mix it in a cup, then offer it to a girl
dbrank@reddit
YO BABY WASSUP?
sleepytipi@reddit
I offered her a sip. The girl she gave me lip.
hamfist_ofthenorth@reddit
FistThePooper6969@reddit
The very same
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
That funky monkey indeed
wavdaily@reddit
Noice
TheManWhoWasNotShort@reddit
The ingredients are not a brass monkey, but the quality is the same
makemeking706@reddit
Grape soda. Grape drink is sugar, water, purple.Â
stallionsRIDEufl@reddit
Right? Stick to brass monkeys like a gentleman.
B1gR1g@reddit
r/maltloquor

PNWKiwi@reddit
Maaaan. Brings Me back to the time I lived in Houston. This and MD 20/20 was a regular after work drink.
dylho@reddit
Yk what, I’d try it
historynutjackson@reddit
Wisdom from my dad: "The best beer is free beer. The worst beer is Mickey's."
FlukyFish@reddit
What if it’s a free Mickey’s?
getdemsnacks@reddit
TIL they still make Mickey's Big Mouths.
Mattg31@reddit
Yodzilla@reddit
This is the most ratchet concoction I’ve ever seen.
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
Haters gon' hate my boy
Fuckincory-n-trevor@reddit
Holy shit mickeys is still around
TheGrandExquisitor@reddit
Teenaged Dirtbag starts playing
Jarbasaur@reddit
This is kinda like a sidewalk slammer
resinfingers@reddit
Can't wage a war without a few grenades
InevitableLimit6020@reddit
i think i'm going to vomit
Stock_Strategy1668@reddit
A bar where I used to live used to sell Grape Apes. Pretty good actually
mustardtruck@reddit
The “Grape Ape” is a real drink and brother, this ain’t it.
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
Just looked it up and I think my version is better
messedupmessup12@reddit
Well, guess I'm trying another stupid thing
Helpful-Conference13@reddit
This is changing consumer habits behavior
BurdTurglary@reddit
Mickey's is still occasionally my jam. So what kinda ratio we talkin heah?
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
Bout 1 to 1
BurdTurglary@reddit
Bussin'
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
Ummmm, where is your codeine cough syrup?? Amateur.
pantry-pisser@reddit
So you took a drink with 5% alcohol, and diluted even further?
p0p_thAt@reddit
Reminds me of an MD 20/20 lol..cheers, OP
Lumpy_Trade_@reddit
A friend of mine always used to say “If you ever need to choose between beer or food, remember this.
There’s food in beer, but no beer in food”
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
Words of wisdom
Brother_J_La_la@reddit
I haven't had a Mickey's in decades. I have fond memories as a young Airman chugging them down while we starched our uniforms and polished our boots.
staticke@reddit
mickeys hell yeah
ZapRowsdowerESQ@reddit
Mickeys and orange juice makes a nice mimosa.
CappnMidgetSlappr@reddit
Malt liquor and grape drink?
Nah, I'm calling the NAACP, fam.
DarthDoobz@reddit
A purple chongo??
Nonlethalrtard@reddit
Everyone will be hearing from me tonight
ATG_19@reddit
fishstock@reddit
Did you just ruin that Mickey's Big Mouth with grape soda?
SharkPicnic@reddit
The grape soda is the only good thing in this picture!
Electrical-Title-698@reddit (OP)
No of course I didn't ruin it. I made it better
SharkPicnic@reddit
Your brain needs to be studied.
BahaIsBeast@reddit
Jesus christ brother seek help!! You are better than this! Be better than this!
I am going out on a limb and assuming you are male because this is the exact reason why woman love longer than men!
Tasty-Performer6669@reddit
True. As a man I can only love 2 or 3 minutes tops